大唐贞观位面……
程咬金府邸。
jigezhongnianrenzaifangjianliyijingdenglexujiu，qizhongyirenbianshidangjinhuangdilishimin，qiyujiren，fenbieshichengyaojin，zhangsunwuji，haiyoufangmoududuanliangren，yijihuzidoukuaiqiaoqilaideweizhengweidapenzi。
douyinweichengyaojindeyitonghuaerpaoleguolai，yaoqinyankanzhechengboxiabanpingkongchuxian。
weizhenghaitaotaozhezhuruzibuyuguaililuanshen，canniyibenzhileidehua。
chengyaojinyemeixianzhe，zuishangsuisuinianzheweilaopifu，kandaihuihebusinizhileidehua。
kandewulidelingwaijirenshiyizhenwuyu，liangjiaqilaidoukuainengkaixideren，zaizheixiaoshengdiguhezhitongyiban。
buguoshuoshihuayaobushichengyaojinnanaodaidanbao，tamenyebuxintianxiayouzheizhongguaishi。
buguo，xushisikedaole。
yizhenbaiguangshanguo，zhongrenmianqianturanduolegehuoshengshengderen。
程勃他下班咯。
zhongrenjieshiheleyitiao，chengyaojinzeshijizhangdaxiao，zhizheweizheng：“weilaopifu！lai，shuocia！”
haimeidenglishiminfawen，huanguoshenlaidechengboxiangdaoliusongxiabanqianhetaqiaoshengshuodehua，dangjizuoyitongshidashengkaikoudao：“bixia，zhuweiguogong，haiqingguanbichengmendasuozhangancheng，zhaoyigebuliangrenliudafu！cirenyeshibeixuanqujingqugongzuoderen，anwentazainagefangjuzhu，tazhizhiwuwujiushibukenshuo，anpatataochuzhangancheng！zheijiyuanduidatangyoudayong，kebunengzoutuoleneiliudafu！haiyoudaxingfangyougejiaoliusongdemujiang，tayeshibeixuanzhongderen，buguocirenxinxiangdatang，tahaishuoyoushiyaohebixiabingbao。”
tingwanzheihua，youledabianhuorendedadi，zhongrenshishifenxinlejiufen，lishiminyebuduowenle，dangjiminglingchengyaojin**quancheng，tongshirangrenquzhaobuliangshuaipeihedairen。
“chengbo，ciciniyoudagong，zhenbiyouzhongshang，fuji，nicharenbaliusongqinglai，bukedongcu，chengqing，niyuwoshuoxieneiqiannianhoudexijielai。”lishiminyeyishidaozheishiduidatangjueduishigedajiyuan，zhiyuyouduoda，haideduolejiexia。
xianzaidedatangzhendechengdeshangshipowulanfangyijian，quniantujuegaolegetouxi，jinnianyoushigezhongtianzai，xianzaineixieshijiatoumogaodeminjianchuanwenshuotabudetianjuan，haidetameitianshenjingjinbeng，xianzaiyoulejiyuan，budelaolaozhuazhuhaohaoyongqilaima。
chengboyebuhuang，genchengyaojinneimejiu，shachangmianmeijianguoa：“huibixiadehua，anshizaizuorijiacheshidedejiyuan，jiuyougeshengyinzairangchenjinriqushangban，jiushishangzhideyisi，ranhoujinrichenjiuquleneiqiannianhou。”
“neiniyouwuwendatangdeweilairuhe？”fangxuanlingzaiyipangrenbuzhufawen。
zheiyixiajichengbowenzhule：“an，anbuzhidaowa，mei，meiwenneilangjun。"
"哎呀你这武……”
“aiaiai，fangqing，lairifangzhang，yihouwenyeshiyiyangde，bujiyuyishi，chengqingnijixushuo。”
lishiminganzaichengyaojinhongwenqiandaduanlefangxuanling，zheiyoushahaojide，youbushizaiyequbulele。
chengboyanlekoukoushui，jiezheshuodao：“neiqiannianzhihoudefanshihaochi，bidatangdehaochiduole…e……”
kanzhezhunbeikaipendeweizheng，chengboganjinjiezheshuo：“…neilangjunzichenglinxiao，taneilishigejingqu，jiushigongrenyouwandedifang，buguomeiyouyouke，tinghuangliangde……”
henkuai，lingwailiangrenyebeidailaile，yilianlengjingdeliusong，haiyoujinzhangdaodabaizideliudafu，huailihaisisibaozhezijigangdabaohaodexingnang。
gangshuowanjingqudeshi，zhengheshuidechengbokanzheliusongtamenlaile，lehehehelishiminshuo：“bixia，liusongdangshijiuranganwenzheiliudafuzhunagefang，tajiuzhizhiwuwubukenshuo，ranhoutashuozhuyonghefang，liusongjiuheanshuokendingbushishihua，hairanganhuilaijiujiaoguogongyequanchengsoubu，kanzheixiaoziguoranxiangliu。”
gangbeidaijinmendeliudafudangchangjiushiyigehuagui，guigui，tatingdaoleshenme？chengbojiaozheirenshenme？jintianhainenghuoma?“bibibibixiaya，caomin，caomindabaoxingnang，zhishixiangzhelaiguogongyefushangbaodaowa，caominduidatang，neishizhongxingenggeng，caominjiushibixiadeyibadao，bixiachaonacaominchaona，caominduibixiadejing……”
“goule，zhukou！”chengyaojintingbuxiaqule，paimapizheishi，chaozhongyoutajiugoule，“niyikouyigezhongxinbixia，nizendezhuzaihuaizhenfangni？bushiyonghefangma？
chengbo，nidangshizenmemeijitaxietiaogebo，neiyangbujiudouzhaolema？”
“e，andangshiyexianglaizhe，danshidangshianyixiangdongshou，jiuyouguliliangzulanzhewo，yinggaishineilangjundemouzhongjinzhi，jingquneibuxuoudou，suoyoujiumeifashenwen。”
“xingle，liudafushiba，niannihaimeifanxiadacuo，zhenkeyiraoniyihui，yihouzaineijingquhaohaozuoshi，ronghuafugui，zhendoukeyijini，dannijiuxianbuyaolikaizhangandeweihao。”
suihoukanxiangleliusong，zheirensuizhishigegongjiang，danmeixiangdaorucixinsixini，ruobushitachuchutixing，shuobudingzheiliudafuzhennengpaolule，zheiyaoshipaoshijianeishenzhipaowaibangqu，neikejiumafanle。
guantashibushigongjiangshenmehujishenfen，shirencaijiudoushizhendi！
“刘松。”
“草民在。”
“nihenhao，ciciyeyougong，bubizichengcaomin，wanghounijiushigongbudeguanle，chengqingshuoniyoushibingbao，shuolaitingtingba。”lishiminjiliusongyigeheshandexiaolian，hemianduierwuziliudafushikeweishilianggemiankong。
“xiebixia，caomin…chenzheiyangxiangde，womennengqudaoneiqiannianhou，zheimodadejiyuan，yuchulidedatang，shihaochupoduoshenzhishiguanhuguoyunde。
qiebushuonengconglangjunkouzhongdezhidatangwanghoudezouxiang，jiushineimeiyuedegongqian，kendingbunengshizhetongqianjiwomende，neishuobudinghainengmaixiehoushideshiwu，chenyebuzhidaonengmaishenme，danjiusuanshijinrichidefanshi，neixiangliaohejingmiyeshidatangsuomeiyoude。
haiyoulangjunshoulineishou…shouji，nengjiangjingwurushijilu，cidengjingmiaojuelunzhiwu，ruoshidatangyenengyou，congjunshishangkan，neichihouhuibaojunqingjiunengzhijiejijiangjunkanshijidejingxiang，zheiduiyuxingjundazhangyeshidayoubiyi。
qiejingguoqianbainiandefazhan，weilaikendinghaiyougengduoliyushengchandeshiwuchuxian，dangnianshennongshizhongwugu，naishidaogenghuozhong，suodeliangshenshao，houlichaolidaifazhan，youlegezhongnongju，chanliangcaideyitisheng，xianqinrenmenyongzhujianshuxie，daolehan，youlezhi，houyouyoucailunzhi，caiyoujinridewenfengdingsheng。
wodengdoushipifuqianshou，ruoshiyouxinzangzhezheixieweijiyong，kendingshinengzaidatangfajiazhifude。”
shuodaozhei，zaichangdesuoyourendoudingzheliudafu，kandeliudafushimaogusongran，buhuiniantouyizhuanfanhuishawoba？
liusongmeiqudalita，jixushuodao：“wanghouneijingqudeyuangongkendinghuiyuelaiyueduo，ruoshiduolaijigezheiyangde，nei……”
shuodaozhei，dajiadoumenqing，wanghoudesuoyounengquhoushijingquderen，bixujiayiguankong，shenzhisanzudoudedingsi，yiyouxinrenbeixuanzhongjiude“qing”guolai，ronghuafugui，mei**qie，datangkeyiji，danxiangdanfei，neijiudengxiaoxiaoleba。
lishiminjianliexinxi，yilianxinshangkanzhemianqiandeliusong，“liuqingzushangbushishuminba？buxiangputongjiangren，zhishao，zuogejiangren？neitaiqucaile。”
“bixiahuiyan，xianzunaishijinghouliuye，jinshishuailuo，chenzheiyimaixianglaishanyugongzao，houlaiweilehukou，jiuchenglejiangrenle。”