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【huashuolaogongniweishenmeyaolaicanjialianzonga，nishiyaolianailema？wuwu……】
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congjiangchiyuyijinlaigubeiyuyanshenjiubiandeweimiao，tayanjingweiweidengda，yidongbudongdingzhemianqianguiguijujudeqingnian。
a？yemeirengaosuta，jiangchiyuzheijinianbianhuazheimedaazenmezheime……guaiqiao。
zenmeyutatingdaodebuyiyang。
dangnianpeizhiyanlikaideshihoubaituotaanzhongzhaogujiangchiyu，gubeiyuhaishidiyicijianzijidehaoxiongdiduitatiyaoqiuyishixiqiqusouleyixia，zaigedawangzhanshangqiaojianguotakouzhongdeneigeyiyanbuhejiuzhamaodelinjiadidi。
shipinliderenhepeizhiyanmiaoshudeyeyiyang，zhishizheicaiduojiu？renzenmehetazaiwangshangtingdaohekandaodeyanlunbuyiyang？
jiangchiyuyiqianbeipeizhiyanbaohudehenhao，zangdeyanyanshishiburangtamenzheiqunpengyoukanyiyan，baituotabangmangyezhishianzhongguancha，zheijiniangubeiyusuiranzhidaojiangchiyuzheigerenquemeijianguoyici，yinweipeizhiyanteyiweixietabunengrangtazhidao。
zheici，peizhiyangengshizhidaotayaoluyigelianaidezongyierhuabushuojitatouzileyigeyijiuzhiyouyigeyaoqiu，tayaodangjiabinerqiebixuxiangbanfarangjiangchiyuyecanjia，weilequebaojiangchiyuyidingyaojiaruyanjingyebuzhadebaisongzheixiaohaiqiqianwan。
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gubeiyugankai，youqianrenzhenhao，nengshiguituimo！
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laizhiqiantateyibeiqitahaoxiongdichaoxiaoyifan，xiaohuatayitianyoushouhaoxianxianzhemeishizongaibagua，xiaoxinbazijituiruhuozangchang。
……
jiemuzhengshikaishishimingtian，jintianzhishirangdajiaxianghutiqianrenshi，jiemuzubuhuidanwutamentaiduoshijian，jieshaowanhourangtamenziyouhuodong，shuxichangdi，wanshanghaiyouyigeyinghuanwanhui。
daoyanshuogaiyoudeyishiyidingbuhuishao。
jiangchiyuyitingyouchideyanjingshunjianyiliang，zaitingdaodaoyanshuoxuyaotamenqinshouzuoliangyanyouyimohei。
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erqietanalihuizuofana。
dangnianshuoyaojitazuoyibeizifanderenlikaihou，tacongmeizijizuoguoyidunfan，tahaiqingxidejideruigezhidaotabuhuizuofanhou，neibiaoqingpoliederutongleipi。
meitianyilaishenshou，fanlaizhangkoujinyiyushidexiaoshaoyetanalihuizuofan？
……
jiangchiyuzilaishu，henkuaijiurongrudabudui。
taduipangbianderenyilianxiaoxixiherendahaoguanxi:“nihao，woshijiangchiyunijiaowoxiaoyujiuhao。”
linshuodiyicijiandaoneimehaokandeshaonian，congshaonianjinmendediyiyantajiukanzhileyanjingyizhimeizhaodaojihui，ganghaojihuizheibujiulaile：“nihao，woshilinshuo。”
liangrenjiuzheiyangliaoleqilai，congxiaoxueliaodaochuzhong、gaozhong，zaicongdaxueliaodaobiye，zuihouzaicongshiyeliaodaoweilaibalaodiquanbalachulai，pangruowurenjiuhaoxianglaicanjiajiemudezhiyoutamenliangren。
其他人：“……”
jiangchiyuxinggaocailiehetafenxiang：“wodailehaoduolingshi，yihuierzanliangyikuaierkaiheiyiqichiya！”
linshuoyebujujueyikoudaying：“haoa！”
【baoeryaobutaitoukankan，nikankanqitarendefanying？】
【妈呀我好尬。】
【xiaosiwole，niliangshiyaochuduixiangmazheidouliaodaoweilaile。】
【laodierdouyaobachulaile，baoerkuaitingzuiba。】
zhidaopeizhiyanzouleguolaiyibazhuaizhuta，jiangchiyumeifanyingguolaijiubeitazhuaiqilai。
tazhengliaodehaini，sheiya？
yizhuantouduishangpeizhiyanheizheyizhanglian，jiangchiyu：“……”
谁又惹他了。
beirendaduanjiangchiyubugaoxingpianpianhaishizuitaoyanderen，tamanlianxiezhebugaoxing:“ganma？”
peizhiyantiaomei，shengyintingbuchuxinu：“gaiqumaishicaizuofanle。”
jingtazheiyangyishuozhongrenzheicaifanyingguolai，tiansebuzaolemaishicaihuilaizuohaojiuchabuduole。
qitarenfuhe：“dui，womengaiqumaishicaile！”
jiangchiyukanletayiyanshuaikaitadeshouhengleyisheng，zhuanshenlikai。
zheidifangbudandiduangaodelipu，jiulianmaidedongxiwujiayegaodelipu。
jiangchiyukanyigexiaoxiaodexiguajiuyaomai88，zhijiezhenjing。
**！tabuhuiyudaoxiguacikeleba。
zheiyigexiaoxiguahaibugoutachijikouni。
tatiaotiaojianjian，zuihouzhimailexihongshi，jidan，xilanhuadoushiyixiechangjiandeshicai。
zheiyebuguaita，tashizhendemeiyouyidianqian，haoburongyiyoulesanqianwanbeiruigedaizoule。
taquanshenshangxiasoubuchulaisibaikuai。
tayinggaishishishangzuiqiongdemingxingle。
taguangleyiquanguangzheguangdaolingshiququle。
kanzhemanmandangdangwuhualiusedelingshitaliangyanfangguang。
nachushoujikanlekanzijideyue399。
tabuxinxiecongdoulitaochulaiyimeiyikuaiqiandeyingbi。
江池屿：“……”
【hahahahahaha！！】
【hahaha！！bao、baoer399jiayigeyingbinishirenzhendema？】
【sheijiayirenquanshenshangxiajiuzhiyousibaikuai…】
【世上最穷艺人。】
jiangchiyuzaiqianwanwangyoumianqiandiulelian，youxiebuganxinzijizhiyousibaikuai，fanbianleshenshangmeinengzaizhaochuyizhangqian。