第一章:娘俩一对惹祸精

ruodadechengshi,daochucanyuanduanbi,feixuzhishang,huimengmengdetiankong,tuxiandeheianzhong,putiangaidiningchengjudaxuanwo。

sanshijibusidihuang,anxidetunshililiang,ziseleiguangjiazazhejinseshandianhengliu。dayouhuimiechengshizhili。

linglanshouwowuxingjingshenliren,mizheyishuangmeihuoshirendeyanmou,shouzhongbaisejingshenxigaojiejinghebuyaoqianyiban,yikeyikediujinzuiba,jiaodegebengcui,kuaisuxishoubuchongnengliang。

kanxiangsizhoufengkuangweigongtongleidegaojidiwangzhe,jingshenliweidong,tuoqitushafanweizhinei,lande,baide,hongde,gezhongxirendegaojieyinengjinghe,shourukongjian,shouliyikelisuotunchirufu。

chizhechizheyouxieshanghuole,moshibuguobainian,zheipiantudishangyijingmeiyourenlei,jiushengxiazheixiebusibumiedetonglei,baonvetanchidenveshazhe,gaojibiedebusidiwang,shensushengzhangdezhihuizhiwu,zhaodianchideyuelaiyuekunnanle。

zijiadexiaozaizishuodetoutoushidao,shenmezijidejiaxiangduomefuyou,lingshoujinghebiandizou,zhiyaozheitiandichuxiannengliangbaozhajiuhuichanshengkongjianliefeng,zijiniangliangjinhoujiufuyoule。

zhishibantianle,haoxiangmeibianhua,nandaolidubugouwanmei?

sangshidengji,juexingshijishiwang,ershijidiwang,sanshijijinrudihuang,yongyouganwulingyuzhili,huimiechengshi,chanshengkongjianliefeng。

zenmetajiuchucuoleni!?

linglanshayanle……。koulidunang:“chiwanleruoshidabukaikongjiansuidao,zijizenmeban?”

yinengtunshizhizhong,dihuangxuanfukongzhong,fengkuangyangtianshihou,shentizhouweiziseguangmangdasheng。

shuangyanqihei,baonvedefachujingshenli,heiseshanzhexingguangdeyinengliang,sinvedefengbaoxijuantiankong,busidiwangchangkuangzhanzaifengbaozhong,wusuogujidexishoufengbaozhongdeyinengliang,chongjidanaolidejinghe,jinghejisupengzhang。

“kao,tayadecaitemedihuangdayuanman。”linglangulutongshiyanxiasankejinghe,kekeke,yedehuang。buxing,zijibuzaizheiwanle,zijiyigaozhishangjiaqingshangdesangshimeizi,meiyoubusidihuangdeweidabaofuyuandalixiang,zijihaibuzhidaoshenmeshilewushengqu。zhishi……xiangchetuiyoudiankunnan……chuzhuangkuangle!

yinengbaodongzhong,linglandeshentiyouzaizuosui,dongbulele,fengbaozhong,shentijisuxishoubaodongyinengliang,youruweibubaodewudidong。jidelinglanyanzhuzidiliuliuzhuan,xunzhaotaopaoluxian。

weijizhonggaojiebusidiwangbaonvefachumingling,jitizibaoweijiaodihuang,linglanzhijuechuanyuewuwang。

zhouweikaishiyoutongleifenfenzibao,budaofenmiao,linglanyijingmudengkoudai,jiuzaiganggang,yanqianchuxianyidaodaoliuguangyicaideguiyiliefeng。

baonvezhe,gaojieyinengsangshidiwangfenfenbeixiruliefeng,zhayanjiaodesifenwulie。

linglanmiaohuishen,xiangdoubuxiang,zhixiangchousizijiahuanghualianpiandexiaozaizi?。ershiliujijingshenliren,qianghenggeduangaojidiwangzhejingshenkongzhi,zhayanxiaoshiyuanditaoming。

kongjianli,qingshangaosongruyun,fanhuashuoguo,pubufeiliuzhixia,huichenghushuiwanyan。

yichuzhandijiqianpingdeoushixiandaishehuajianzhubieshuqunzuoluoshanjiaoxia。

tiandizhuangjiayiwangwuji,jiachuyouxian。

shanmaijintou,yunwuliaoraodedashanshenchu,yeshouqimingsihou。

yitiaomuzhicudechunheixiaoshe,yanzhongmanshibuan,xiuzhezijiamamideqixi,chongzheshanjiaoxiafeibenerlai。

baiwuliaoraodetanjingbian,xiaoheihaobuyouyu,yigetiaoyuezhajinlejingshuili。putongyisheng,jingshuilifanqiyipianshuihuayangchujingkou。

jiandaojingdineigeduozaishuilimanlianfangbeidenvren,manyanhuibudangchu,xiaoheichadianbaozou。

kongjianzaijuliezhendong,dayoubengkuixianxiang,jingshuilixiaoheimanyanjiaozhuo,jideweizhelinglanzhizhuanquan,yangtoukouturenyan,zhinendetongyinzhiwendao:“mami!niyouganleshenme?”

linglanlianhongbozicu,nengshuozijikanshangleyimeinan,zijibucai,xiangzhuishangqutangelianai,qiaqiaoyushanggebilaowang,qingdiqiajia,zijishunbianjiandianchidema。

linglanyimiaofanyingguolai,buduiya,sheishima,sheishierzi?

bugukongjianluanzhan,yibazhuazhuxiaoheidabojingzi,yaoyaqiechidao:“ai,nigeshezaizi?laoniangxinlenidexie,cairucilangbei,nishuodea,kongjianliefeng,zheicizhendechuxianle,ruoshibunenganquandaodanilaojia,laoniangesiniwo。”

xiaoheihunshenyijiling,liefeng,zijishiyoupianmiandejiyichuancheng,zuxiannengtushousikailiefengyeshizhende,guanjianshiqizhongdaliangniushisanxinxi,laizizijiahouyuanlajiduilixiaohuangshuohaobuhao,zijijiushixiangzijiamamishenqianweifengweifenga。zijiamamibuhuiweilenongchugekongjianliefeng,bahouyuandehuoshifeiquandashangleba。aiyawoqu。

xiaoheibutaihao,naohailidoushizijiyumamidechucijianmian,zijilieqiaodexingfen,doubeituranchuxian,manshenshangkoufuchou,yuannianchongtiandemamidajideyiganerjing。

kongjianzhilixia,zijishoudaomamideduanzanjiyi,waimiantiandibengtazhongzhu,renmenchengzuomoshi,zuichuneiyimumu,doushiyigejiaozhoubinderenqipianlemami,jiaobiaomeideeduzhiji,qianglemamideweihunfu。

xiangdaozheixiaoheiqibudayichulai,youdaoshiqiefuzhitongyongjimingxin,mamishengqianweileneigezhoubinwunibamajiajiaiqing,yutongxiaobiyedezhoubindinghun,buxianqixingzhoudeshinongcunren。

moshijianglin,mamizaidongwuyanjiuyuan,jibaozimamajiesheng。moshiyixiang,baozimamazaodong,yaoshanglinglanshouzhi,huangluanzhongxuezhanranlebabasongjizijizuchuanliuyunyu。

linglanmamikaiqikongjian,juexinglechuqifeidejingshenxiyineng。zhouweidongwuyibian,mamikaozheweidadeqinqingaiqingzhichengxia,cainengtaochushiyanshi,kaichequdaxuexunzhaorenjiaodezhoubin。

yiwusuohuo,benhuijiazhong,caizhidaozhoubinjuexingqianghandeleixiyineng,biaomeiyoulezheiyiqundaxueshenglibukaideshuixiyineng。

zhoubindedayibingran,biaomeideyuanxingbilu,bazhanfumushiwu,ganzoufumusangshengshikou。haidemamimeiyoujiandaozijifumuzuihouyimian。

mamixintongzhiji,shizhoubindeaidaizhemamizourumoshi,tongyangshizhoubindechushengburu,rangmamidekongjianbaolu,yindeyinengzhebuguyiqiedaijiazhuisha,yilushang,mamishiqulesuoyouzhaohuiyimingxiangjiaodepengyou。

zijiazheigeshamami,doumeihuolule,haizaiziwofanbo,zheishimoshi,buguanqita,yibianyouqingzize,yibianhenbudehuimiesuoyou。

zijixintengmami,diyidichushengtiandiguizexiachanshengdelongyeweijilemami,xiwangmamiwangdiaoguoqu,xiuxingzhongmeiyouxinjie。

mamiquekengerzibuzhayan,bianchenglewufaxiulian,zhinengkaochishengjijingshenlidehuosangshi。niangliangwufagoutongderizisuiranguodehaoxinku,danshizijihemamishenghuodekuailelebushima?

keweishadangchuneigeduinanrenhendeshuangmuchihong,shazhihoukuaidemamibiandezheimemeichuxi,zhengtianjiuzhidaogoudahanzi。

xiaoheinanguo,zijiyeshigongde,mamiyemeijiantianshouzhezijixiaoni,yuexiangyuefennu,xiaoheifenqile,paoxiaodao:“mamibuyaochakaihuati,bieshuobuguanmamideshier,gebilaowangzhangzheshentijieshi,feiyaotiaozhangaojieyinengzhe,mamijiushiqiaqiaoyushangle。”

(linglanchuanghuohoudeyigaishuoci)linglanganga:“kekeke。”

xiaoheiwuyule,zijiyoubeipianle,bikongpenzhecuqi,putongtiaochutanjing,panzaijingbianerfanbaiyan。?yabuxiaxinlidexiaoyuzhou,mengdeshuqishenziduizhejingkoupaoxiao:“mami。ninengbunengbulaoshizhengzheyanshuoxiahua。xiaobailiandeaiqingkaobuzhu,xiaoheiwomeishimeikehuozaikongjuzhong,xiaoheihaopahaobuhao?”

linglanxinliyouneimedingdiandekuijiu,yangwayangdaoerzishuohaopadezijiyeshidiyima。tiaochujingkou,bugulaolian,zhuaqixiaoheidenaodai,tidaoyanqianhongdao:“bieya,mamifashi,yihouburangxiaoheihaopalea?”

xiaoheidenaodaiyishuai,chuanjinlinglanhuaili,mamihongzhe,shufudezhifanbei,mamitengziji,guoguan。

kongjianli,yisangshiyilingchong,muziliangbaozaiyiqihuxiangxiaohuizuizheng。piankekongjianfachuzhaliesheng“kaca。”

xiaoheiyipigudunluodishang,linglanfachujianjiao,niangliangbaochengyituan。ganshouzhekongjianyuanyoudeliliangwuxiankuosan。

niangliangxiangdoubuxiang,kongjianyichang,duozainalizuianquan,yisangshiyizichengshenlongdesheqianhoutiaorutanjingzhonglvshibushuang。

xiaoheijinjinchanzailinglandegeboshangdengdahuangdouyanjingsongzhe:“buhuizhendechuxiankongjianliefengleba。”

linglanmanyanhuyi:“shuoshenmeni,biexiangmeiyongde,ganjinxiangxiangzheikongjianruoshichuanyueshikongsuidaonengbunenganquanzhelunilaojia。”

xiaoheixintutu,chuanchengzhongshishuoliefeng,kemeishuonatiaoliefeng,xinxudedingzheerhayanmengkuadao:“mamizuizuilihai,kongjianjueduiyoubaozhang,zheiliuyunyudezhurenkeshilingjiedanengzhiren,xiaoheihenkuaijiunengbianchengbianyishouzhongdewangzheshenlong,baohumamile~。”

linglanheiheihei,xiaoheijiuzheidianhao,weixianguohouyimiaofuhuo,fanpianwangqiankan。linglanxinlijidong,xiaotingdedengzhexingyunnvshenjianglin。

xiaoheijidongzhe,suishuoshikanxiaohuangshukanlaidedaliangxinxi,zijidelingshouxuemaiyebushishuozhetingde,suiranhaimeiyoulingshouchuanchengjuexing,buguozhiyaosuidaoshizhende,xianzaishuodezhenjiameiyoubiyaozhuijiule,haidebaozhuxiaomingkaozhemamizhangdacainengjianfenxiao。