婚礼现场
zailangmande《mengzhongdehunli》gangqinquzhong，mantianhuabansaluo，yixishengbaihunshadewenciwanzhewenbabadeshou，congdamenkouhuanhuanzoujinzhongrendeshiye。
zhangzhangdehongtanjintou，xinlangyingzitingbadizhanzaineili，mianrongdieli，yingzitingba，qiyuxuanang，rutongwangziyiban。
buzhidaoshibushitadecuojue，jishaodeyanshenhaoxiangmeiyouxianqianneimelengle，beitajingyandaoleside，congtayanshenlijingrankandaolejifenwenqing。
wencidaxindipeifudebuxing，zheigejishaojingyeshigeliangmianpai！
zaiwaimianzheimeaimianzie？yandegenzhendeside！
yaobushizhidaotaxianqiziji，wencidouyaobeigandongle。
tayezhuangchuyifuhenxingfudeyangzi，rangbabaanxinbatadeshoujiaojijishao。
“xiaociyihoujiujiaojinile，qingwubishandai！tayoushenmebuduide，nibatasonghuilai，womenlaijiaoyu！”
wenbababaiganjiaoji，yuqiliyinyintouzhekenqiu。
wencideyanquanshunjianhongle，sisirenzhecaimeiyourangyanleidiaoxialai，congxiaodaoda，babaweitafuchutaiduole。
“banifangxinba，taduiwokehaole。”
wencijiaoqiaodiduleduzui，jinjinwozhujishaodeshou，fangzhitabugaoxingshibatashuaikai。
takebunengzaizheigechanghediuren。
chajuedaotadedongzuo，jixiangsiningleningmeitou，henshiwuyu。
zheigenvrenhaishigenxiaoshihouyiyang，buzhidaojinchilianggezizenmexie，danyemeiyoufanbotadehua。
shouzhanghaiwuyishidiniejinlexie，jindewencidaoxiqi。
heng，zheijiahuokendingshiguyide！
zaishenfudejianzhengxia，liangrenjiduifangdaishangjiezhi。
dangzhongqinwenshi，jixiangsishuangshouliaoqiwencidetousha。
shuaiqiyingjundelianpangmanmankaojin，zaiwencishiyelifangda。
neizhongpengranxindongdeganjuerangtaxintiaojiasu，xueyeniliu，jinzhangyouqidaidibishangyanjing，dengdaitacaixietadechuwen！
sheizhijishaozhishiyisiyisidiqingtingdianshuiyixiajiulikaile！
wencishaziweieryemeichangdao！
zheizhongganjuejiuxiangdaozuideyazidangmianfeizou，huiyihuichibang，meiyouyisiliulian！
nanrenyidezhimandituikai，neimanyandexiaoyifangfozaichiluoluodichaoxiaotahaose，wenciyouxiuyoufen，qigugudidengta，taosaibiedefenhong，heizuanshibandetongmoulingqibiren……
婚房
huanxiahunsha，chuanshangxiuhefu，wenciele，danmeizhaodaochide。
jinlejishaozheidongbieshuhou，jiumeirenguanguotale。
haojiumeichidongxi，wenciedeliangyanfayun，kanzhechuangshangduichengaixinxingzhuangdehuashenghongzaokuangliukoushui。
jixiangsituimenjinlaijiukandaoyigexiaocangshudunzaichuangbiantouchidongxi，haibahuashengqiaorengzaidishang，chidetinghuanle。
“yaoshimingtianyourenlaijiancha，faxianganguoshumubudui，nijiusidingle。”
takaozaimenbianliangliangkaiqiang，neishengxiangenbingxuechujiban，lengyouliao。
youyouyijuhuachuanruergu，wenciheleyitiao，mangbashoulidehuashengmiyikoutunle，zuibianhainianzhehuashengyi，tongmoulishanzhehuangzhang，fangfoyitoubeijingraodaodexiaolu。
“bu……bukeyichidema？”
“你觉得呢？”
jixiangsidaoshafazuoxia，diezhezhangtui，qiyuxuanang，rutongyunchouweiwodewangzhe，nalixianggebingren。
wencixinxu，youyuleyixia，xiaoshoushenjinkoudailizhuachuyibahongzaofanghuichuangshang，baichengyigesuoshuideaixin。
tadiyicijiehun，zenmezhidaozheixiebunengchi？youmeirengaosuta！
shuolaiyezhenshihaoxiao，zaoshengguizi，buchizenmesheng？
“wohaoe，congjiudiandaozheilidoumeichiguodongxi。”
tawuzheganbabadeduzikanxiangta，xiaoyanshenmanshiduiwenbaodekewang。
tayinggaihuikanzaizijishitalaopodefenshangdaitaquchidiandongxiba？
zaiwenciqidaideyanshenli，jixiangsimanyouyoudao：“jiagui，wanshangjiudianyihoubuzhunjinshi，meiyouchide。”
“什么！”
wencidajing，taqibushiyaoeyigewanshang？mingzaoshoushihaole！
wencidao：“wogangjiaguolaibuqingchu，mingtianzaikaishizunshouba，nijiwoyibaobingganyexing！”
“没有。”
jixiangsiyuqiliangliang，yidianrenqingweiyemeiyou。
wenciniejinleshouzhi，zuichunlenglengminchengyitiaoxian。
kanzaijijiajiuletajiagongsidefenshang，taren！
danneixindexiaorenyijinghuanxiangzhebajixiangsiyigeguojianshuaianzaidishanghenhenmoca，jingenzhetuozhetadejiaocongchuanghurengchuqu。
jixiangsikanleyanmenkou，turandabuzouxiangwenci。
wencixinhuanghuangde，yipiguzuozaichuangshang，shuangshouxiayishijiaochahuzaishenqian。
“wo……womeichibao，shimeiyouliqigennidongfangde。”
jixiangsixiaoleyixia，neixiaoronghenliang，yidianganqingyemeiyou，shouzhiwangchuangbiandeshafayidian——
“dongfangnijiubiexiangle，yihouwoshuichuang，nishuishafa。”
wenciyanmouhuanhuanfangda，meixiangdaorennengzheibanwuchi。
buyongtaoyantadaozheizhongdibuba？
……
yesenongyu，wencisuozaishafali，guozheyijianmaotan，naodaiyunhuhude，wanquanshuibuzhe。
taedehuang，duziyizhizaijiao，nayouliqirushui。
tunleshubaicikoushui，tashizaishoubule，yongganzuoqi，lianmingdaixingjiaoleyishengjixiangsi！
他没反应。
大概是睡着了？
wencixintoudaxi，toutoumomoliuchuwoshi，moheixialouqulechufang。
mengangcongwaimianheshang，nanrenbianzhengkaileshuangmou。
……
chufang，wenciguangzhejiaoyacaizaibingliangdedibanshang，dakaibingxiangdeneiyishunjian，beilimiandeshiwuqiweixundeliuleimanmian。
mamaya，quanbudoushichide，shangtiandaiwobubo！
wenciyanjinghonghongde，biezheyanleiwanyaozhaokuaizi，zhanzaibingxiangpangbiansuozhejianbangkaichi。
tameiyangdouzhichiyidiandian，buranhuibeifaxiande。
zheigejishaotaiquede，jingranburangtachidongxi，shenmeguijiagui，zheizhongjiaguifanrenleihaobuhao？
haiyaotashuishafa？hehe，doushenmeniandaile，jingranyouzheimexiaoqidenanren。
heng，xiaoqigui，heliangshui！
wencikeyiyujianjianglaideriziyouduomebiequle。
dengdeng，jixiangsigaibuhuizhidaozijibingdeshiriwuduo，xiangesitadangdianbeiba？
靠，太阴险！
wenciqideduochilejikou。
anchu，kaoqiangerzhandenanren，qinglengdemuguangyizhisuodingbingxiangqiantouchidexiaoshenying，yanweishenershangqiao，shensuideshenselingrenzhuomobutou。
tameiyoujingdongta，kanleyihuierhou，zhongxinshangloule。
chibaohezu，wencixiaomieyiqiekejianhenji，bagutouyongbaoxianmobaoqilaisaidaokoudaili，jingqiaoqiaodihuiwoshishuijue。
shafaqishihenda，wanquanjiushizhangdanrenchuang，wencituiduangezixiao，shiyishuidehenshufu，yibuliushenjiulaichuangle，qilaideshihou，jixiangsiyibuzai，chuangpushoushidehenzhengqi，fangfomeirenshuiguoyiyang。
zhanzaimaorongrongdeditanshang，wencidexinzangbuandiluantiao，mingmingzhizhongjuedeyaofashengshenmeshi，ganjinquweishengjianxishu。
xialoushi，wencimouguangyijin，jiakuaijiaobupaoguoqu。
果然出大事了。