提起裤子不认账

“哦?”

jixiangsitiaomei,yishunjianliwuguanyaoqihengsheng,bawencibidaojiashanpang,yishouchengzhejiashan,yishouqianzhewencineixianrouxiabataiqi。

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wencixintiaojiasu,jiujinyibaidexiaoshoushenchuhan。

nanrendejunlianqijin,tiezhetaerduoerchuileyikouqi,yazhesangziliao:“zenmegeshifa,ng?shuinima?”

“……”

睡你妹!

taneilangdeximenqingdouganbaixiafengdeyanshenheyanyu,rangwencihunshenhanmaodouzhale,biezhehuxidao:“suan……suanshiba。”

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“变态!”

“wojiushibiantai,zenme,niyaogenwolihunma?”

nanrenxiezhemou,sijisichao,yaoniedebuxing。

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jiangcheng,meirenganrejijia。

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“唔……”

nvhaizifahenshirutongbeiyuzhouzhuruhonghuangzhili,shishuaibukaide。

taturanpuguolai,jixiangsiyejiuxiayishiyongshoutuozhuta,zheixiabeitayoujikecheng。

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紧跟着,娇软一笑!

“laogongdaren,weileqianjiunidebiantai,woyihouhuigengbiantaidee!xiwangnixihuanzheiyangdewo,ruguowohaibugoubiantai,niyaogaosuwo,wohuinulizuodaogenggenggengbiantaide!”

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temede,zheigenvrenshicongqingshanyiyuanpaochulaideba?

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“zenme,laogongshixihuanrenjiazheiyangzi?”

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wencipuguoquxiangzailaiyici。

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“wo、wokaiwanxiaode!”

“shima?wobuxin,yaoqinziyanzhengguocaixing。”

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“nei……neihuiquzaiyanzhengba,zheilishiwaimian!”

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jixiangsiyigenyigendibaikaitadeshouzhi,dichendesangyinliaoraozaitaerbian,genzaierwoliyangletiaonanhulijingside。

wencixiangku,aohuibuyi。

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etoudizhetade,yanshenyoushen,daizhehairendeweiji。

“baobeier,yaoshiwofaxiannimeiyou……36c,nidasuanzenmeban?”

没有……

还能咋办?

难道去隆胸吗?

wencixintiaorulei,jiuzaitadeshouyaohuzuofeiweishi,yizhenjiaobushengyouyuanjijin,jixiangsixunsuchoushen,shenqinglengmo,yanranyigetiqikuzijiuburenzhangdezhanan!

“三叔。”

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“sanshu。”wenciganjingenzhejiao。

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jiwenshandao:“jintianshinimenxinhundediyitian,qujiyeyeqinganlemei?”

jixiangsidao:“qingguole。”

“neijiuhao。”jiwenshandiantou,muguangluozaiwencishenshang,feikuaidishanguoyimobieyangqingxu,sizaiyayizheshenme。

wenciwuyijianduishangsanyedeyanshen,xiaoxinzangdunshiyidou,shouxindehanyouhouyidie。

“xiangsishenziruo,shaijiulerongyitouyun,yihoubuyaozaizheizhongtianqilichulaiwan。”

“wozhidaole。”yuanlaitabunengshaitaiyanga,gangcaizenmebushuo?

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“jishao,zheijiushinidesanshua,zenmeganjuegenniheyeyezhangdedoubuxiang。”

jixiangsilengxiaoleyisheng,“zhuangshenme,niyoubushidiyicijianta。”

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huayingangluo,wencideshouwanjiubeizhuozhule,tebieyongli,gutoudoukuaibeitaningsui。

“niganma?”nengbunengbieyiyanbuhejiuniegutou!

jixiangsibatalaodaogezhiwojiazhetuozou,taishounielenietadeerzhui,yincecedao:“ziranshihuiqurangnimupingzigui。”