第一章 年纪轻轻,不要搞封建迷信

heiselaosilaisihuanmancongchekushichu。

sumianmiandunzaichekumenkou,kanqingchuchepaihou,yanjingyiliang。

jiangzuihouyikouxuegaohuluntunxia,touyebuhuidefanshoujiangxuegaobangdiujinleshenhouliangmichudelajixiangli。

bansuizhexuegaobangdiaojinlajixiangshikuangdangdeyisheng,sumianmianyigefeiyue,tiaodaomaluzhongyang,zhunquededuzailelaosilaisidecheqian。

刺啦!!!

chacheshengmengdexiangqi,chezikankanzaijutashuangtuibuguo10cmdeweizhitingxia。

fuzekaichedezhangyangbeihehuai,qijibaihuaideyaoxiachechuangdama:“niyoubinga!zhaosihaixiangladianbeide?!”

sumianmianbeimale,quebandianbushengqi。

huangmangjiangtoufaheyifuzhenglileyibian,taxiaomimidedao:“baoqianbaoqian,hedaonile。zheichelizuodeshifengsiyanme?

yanqiandesumianmianyishenxidefabaideniuzizhangku,yijianchunbaitxu,jiaoxiayishuangtuolejiaodebaisebanxie,jianshangguazhegehendadebubao。

dingzhezhangyingerfeiliandan,kanqilaijiuxianggeweichengnian。

zheiyangderenzenmekenengrenshitianzijiaozifengsiyan,jiulianzhidaotademingzidouhenqiguai。

zhangyanghuitoukanleyanyiguangaolengwubideboss,youxiechiyidedao:“boss,zhaonide。”

fengsiyanpieleyanchuangwai,yuyizhidianzhejiaohaoqichaocheneikandesumianmianduishangleyanshen。

sumianmianmangjidongdehuishou,luchucanlandexiaorong。

fengsiyanyikaishixian,yuqilengmo:“burenshi。”

zhangyangtantou,yuqibujia:“womenlaobanhenmang,niyoushizhaotaxianquqiantaiyuyue。”

“keshiwoquqiantaiyuyue,tamenbawoganchulaile。”sumianmianyouxieweiqu。

zhangyangkeguanbulezheixie:“rangkai,biedangdaole,bosshaiyouwanyandecanjia。”

sumianmianzhejidedao:“buxinge。woyoujishizhaota!”

shuowan,tazhijieyishouchengzaiqicheqiangaishang,jieli,yigehoukongfan,zhijieyuedaolechehoumen,erhouyibalakaichemenzuolejinqu。

zuozaijiashizuodezhangyangmudengkoudai,jingkongdesaoleyanqianfang,youhuitousaoxiangyijingzuozailefengsiyanpangbiandesumianmian。

这还是个高手?!

sumianmianzhidaokaojinlefengsiyan,caihongzheliandao:“ni……nibizhaopiankanqilaihaiyaohaokan。nidengdengwoe。”

tafankaisuishenbeizhededabubao,shenshouzailimiantaolelaobantian。

zhidaofengsiyanshensebunaideyujiangtadiuchuqu,tamianseyixi,mengdijiangshoucongbaolishenchu,nazheyigexiaohezi,shuangshoudidaotadeyanqian。

talianshangmanshishaonvdejiaoxiu:“zheimeduonianmeijian,niburenshiwoleba?wojiushinirujiabaohuandeweihunqi,sumianmian!chucijianmian,zheishiwosongnideliwu。”

zuozaiqianzuodezhangyangchadianbeizijidekoushuiqiangsi:“weihunqi?!”

daoshitianjiangweihunqidefengsiyandandingdetiaoletiaomei:“sumianmian?”

tadejiyizhong,yeyequeshishidaxiaojiujitaanpaileyimenwawaqin,sihujiushisujiadenver。

zhibuguo,tacongweichengrenguozheimenqinshi。

erqie,zheisumianmiankanqilai……weimianyouxietai……yuzhongbutonglexie?

fengsiyanmianseyouxieleng:“zheihunyuequxiao。”

sumianmianmianseyibian,zhejidao:“quxiaohunyue?weishenme?”

fengsiyanzhoumei,bunaidedao:“suxiaojie,xianzaishiziyoulianaishidai。16nianqiandewawaqin,suanbudeshu。”

sumianmianzhejidezhuazhufengsiyandegebo:“keshishifuzaojiutuiyanguoxuduobianwomendebazi,womenliangshitianzaodishedeyidui!erqiewoxiashanzhiqian,shifudingzhu,nibixuzaimingri24shizhiqianhewowanhun,caikeyibikairihoudeyicidajie,burankongyouxingmingzhiyou。”

张扬:“……”

封司衍:“……”

haoxiangnaoziyoudianbuzhengchang。

fengsiyanzhoumei:“suxiaojie,nianjiqingqing,buyaogaofengjianmixin。”