lintongzudediyigerenwushijiyijiarenzuodunlianghuncaiyisuyitangdewufan，shicaixuyaozixinggoumai。
danzheijiarenzhijile20yuandeyusuan。
lumingshengkandaozheizhangdiaodishangtadoulandeshishegeyanshende20kuai，yihuo：
“20kuaihaibugoumaipingshuide，haiyaosancaiyitang？zheizenmezuo？”
林瞳：？
diyicizailumingshengzheiliganshoudaolejudadeshanghai。
caishendadianbingzenmemeiyoudiandaota？bushijuanjuanyouyemingma？
“zenmebunengzuole，20kuaiqianzheibuqingqingsongsong？”
“我不信。”
“dagedu，yaoshiwozuochulailianghunyisuyitang，nijiwoershiwankuai？”
“赌就赌。”
zaijiabeishigebaomuchushisihouzhe、zaiwaisuibianchiyidundoushishangwanqibu，wanquanbushirenjianyanhuobuzhichaimiyouyandelumingshengbingbuxiangxin，20kuainengzuochusigecailai？
开玩笑吧？！
【《20kuaiqianhaibugoumaipingshuide》haoxiaozhongdewenzi，zheihaishizhongwenma？】
【zheijiushiyouqianrendeshijiema？wogennimenzheiqunyouqianrenpinle！】
【lintonghaoguofen，mingbaizhechenzhelumingshengbudong，ranhoukengtaqiana！tazijijialimeiqianma？yiqianqiongfenglexianzaigaibuguolaileshiba？】
【neishilumingshengdeqianyoubushinideqian，nizhejishenme？huangshangbujitaijianji，20wanduilumingshenglaishuo，haibugouyipingjiuqianni】
liangrenzhibencaishichang，lintongmaile10kuaiqiandezhurou，youyongshengxia10kuaimaileyigetudouyigexihongshihesangejidanlianggenlajiao。
maiwanyouhuidaoweituorenjiali。
chaoroudelintong：“bieganzhanzhea，zheiyoubushiwoyigerenderenwu，bajidandale。”
“pingshenme？”lumingshengzhanzhebudong。
“wojideluoluoshuotaxihuanchuyihaodenansheng。erqietadourangnihewozuduile，niyebuxiangrangtashiwangba？”
“zhendema？”lumingshengshunyidaocaozuotai。
“当然真的。”
谁知道呢？
两分钟后——
lumingsheng：“weishenmewoxiadedanshisande？”
lintong：“yaoyongjixiade。”
“？”
“zhidaoshenmeshijima？neizhonghuiwuchibanggegedajiufeizouledeneigedongwu。”
“shenjing，woyoubushizhizhang。”
“zheigebuhaoshuo，nishibushizhizhanghaiyaoshangbaolianheguokaihuiquerenyixia。”
“woshaoweiduininaixindiannijiudecunjinchishiba？woxianzainengzhanzaizheiligennishuohua，quanshiyinweiluoluo，biejilianbuyaolian。”
“buhaoyisi，wangjinishitiangoule，wodehuashiqiaokeli，renchilemeishidangouchilehuisi，zhenshiduibuqi。”
“……”
henkuai，lintongjiuzuochulelajiaochaorou、xihongshichaojidan、ganbiantudousi、danhuatangzheisancaiyitang。
【nibieshuo，lintongzuodehaitingxiang】
【tabushicongxiaozaigueryuanzhangdama，chengnianshangdaxuehoujiubanchuquzijizhule，daxuebiyehoucaibeilinjiarenhuiqude，zheizhongchengzhanghuanjing，chuyichabudaonaqu】
【tahaishitingkeliande，mingmingshihaomenqianjin，jieguoyiwaibianchengguer。
linanluoshangguojixuexiaochuguoliuxue、suishisuidiquanqiulvyou、xiangganshenmejiuganshenme，ershiduonianlaifanlaizhangkouyilaishenshou，erzheiyiqiemingmingyinggaishilintongdeshenghuo。
ruguowoshilintong，woyehen，bijingwobushishenmegaoshangderen。lintonghentasuiranbudui，danyenenglijie。】
【lintongmaishuijunleshiba？xibaishenmeni？youbushiluoluodecuo，yaohenyeshihenfumushize，genluoluoyoushenmeguanxi？wuyu】
“ershiwanjidedawozhanghushang，buyaolaizhange。”
“ququershiwan，wohuilaizhang？”
diyigerenwujieshu，lintonghuodele30jifen。
…
diergerenwushikaichequchongwuyiyuanjieyizhimaohuijia。
lintong：“nihuikaichema？”
“我有五个司机。”
“neijiushibuhuile？meiyongdefeiwu。”
“nicaifeiwu！chumenweishenmeyaozijikaiche？dangranshijiaojisijia！”
lintong：“neirenwuniyidiandoubuzuoma？”
lumingshengfanzao：“biechaole，jinishiwanbujiudele？huazhenduo。”
lintong：“baituo，woxianzaishenmeshenfen？womenxianzaishiyigequanzilitongjiejideren，rangwojinidangsiji？”
“五十万。”
“成交。”
“chi。”pieleyanlintongneijianqianyankaideqiongsuanmoyang，lumingshengrenbuzhuchixiao。
xiaodifangzhangdadejiushixiaodifangzhangdade，jiusuanhuiledidouhuilelinjia，yeyishenqiongsuanwei。
caiwushiwan，jiuxiaodeneimekaixin？
meijianguoshimiandexiangbalao。
路上。
lintonggen568xianliao：“nizhidaokaichedebenzhishishenmema？”
【jiakuaikejifazhan，bianjierenleishenghuo？】
“bu，kaichedebenzhijiushichaorenyubeirenchao。”
【woyiweinishuodeshikaiche，meixiangdaonizaikaiche…】
“woshuodejiushikaichea，nikan，wochaoguozuobiandechele，youbeiyoubiandechechaoguole。”
【……】
suirandanshi，yitaduilintongduanzandezhiyouyigeshangwuderenzhi，tabuhuishizheimeqingqingbaibaideganjingren。
youleirena，shenshangqizhimingxiandeyiyanjiunengkanchushishenmehuosele！
yidaochongwuyiyuan，lintonggangjinmentaitoujiukanjianqiangshangguazhedeshufazuopin。
tacumei，jingya：“caosuoyouren？”
chongwuyishengweiweiminchun：“congyouxiangzuodu。”
“ee，renyousuocaoa…
simimasai，kandaodeshunjianyoudianxiayishizuncongbenxinle，wangjiyaocongyoukaishidule。”
宠物医生：“……”
568：！！！
它就说吧！
youleirena，shenshangqizhimingxiandeyiyanjiunengkanchushishenmehuosele！
cishi，maiwanshuidelumingshenggangyijinmen，shengyinbagao：“caosuoyouren？？？”
chongwuyishengyaojinyaguan：“shirenyousuocao！！！”
huijiaba，huijiaba，huijiabahaoma？！
lumingsheng：“e，buhaoyisi。”
【hahahahaxiaodewojiongjiongjiajiongjiongjia】
【xiaodexiaonvziyimingyiyuxi】
【shibuxiangman，woganggangyeyiweishi……】
【renyousuocao（chuzi《lunyu》）：meigerendouyaoyouzijidecaoshou，yejiushixingweizhunzeyijidaodebiaozhundixian。】
【yaoshiqitadecihaikenengyinweidubutongshun，fanyingguolaiducuole。danzheigedehua，jiutairongyibeiwudaole…】
nanrenpieleyanlintong，faxianduifangjingranmeiyouchenjichaoxiaotawenmang，yemeiyourangtaduokankanxinhuazidianle。
真难得。
sihushiganshoudaotadeshixian，nvrenqingqingbaishou：
“zheigenanduyoudiangaole，duiyududubirendenilaishuo，niancuoyeshirenzhichangqing。”
陆鸣生：“……”
huairenjiushihuairen，yongyuandoubukenengbianhao！
“wojinianpaiyigexuexijihua。
nikeyiyishouzhuapinyin，yishouzhuaciyu，yishouzhuazaoju，yishouzhuayuedulijie，yishouzhuaxiezuobiaoda，yishouzhuasiweiluoji。”
“wozhuagepi！woyoubushinazhayousantouliubei，wozhiyouyigetouliangzhishou，zenmezhuaneimeduo？！”
“suoyinishiyitouerbei，zhinengzhuadianxiaochoupi。”
“滚！”
“woyongnishuoguodehuajiandanzhongzuhanyi，jiunengrangnishengqi，zheijiushiyuyandemeili，xiaoerbei，haibukuaiquzhuanidechoupi，hunshenshangxiameiyouyidianshili。”
“滚远点！！！”