第1章 拖着加特林的小包子太坑啦

晋城机场。

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“xiannvjiejie,keyibangwogemangma?”

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“这个!”

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温暖:“???”

“你这是……”

“xiannvjiejiebiepa,zheishijiatelinpaopaojila!jintianshiwobabajiehun,woxiangjitazhizaojingxi。danshizheigetaizhongle,wojubuqilai……”

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“moxiangyang,kuaiqunibabaneibian,wobangnipaizhaoliu……”

huameishuowan,wennuanlengzhule。

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zheihaizizheimekeai,zazheimekengrenni……