第4章麻烦来双筷子

hexingzhiwuzhezijikeliandexiaobizi,yitaitou,naonudexiaoyanshenyiyanjiukandaoyizhangyingjunyoulengmodelian。

shensuideheimou,gaotingdebiliang,feiboxinggandechun,shenshangangguideshougongdingzhixizhuang,chendetadeshencaigaodayingjun,guiqibiren。

hexingzhisuranqijing,jiulianfennudexiaohuomiaodoushunjianximiele,bianchengyimoqingyansuifengxiaoshi。

tahaiyiweishisheizheimetaoyanni,zhuanmenzhandaotademianqianlaidangdao。

meixiangdaojuranshijiangxianshengqinzilaiyingjieta?!

tahuranyouzhongshouchongruojingdeganjue。

jiangdongbumandeniletayiyan:“maomaoshishide。”

hexingzhiweiqudebailetayiyan,rouzhezijidebizi,xinlifengkuangtucao:shinimeiyoulimaohaofa,hurankaozheimejin,quelianzhaohudoubudayishengde。youqianyoushenfen,jiukeyibujianglimaolema?

zhengchangren,sheihuiyishengbuhangdedangzaibierendemianqiana。

keshi,jiusuanxinlitucaoqianbaibian,talianshanghaideduizhexiao,lvtadelaohumao:“shishishi,wocuole。woyinggaizhangbazhiyan,quanfangweiwusijiaodeguancezhouweideyiqie。”

jiangdongkanzhetayangqidexiaolian,heimouweiweiyichen。mingzhidaotashizaidingzui,keshi,tashuochulaidehuaquerangrenjuedehenyueer。

lingdongdemouzi,touzhejiaoxia,wuguanqingxiutuosu,zhayikan,jiulingrenjingyan,xiaoqilaijiugengmeile,mingmeiyouwenruan,tajiuhaoxiangyaoyandeyangguang,zhiyaoshishengwu,douyuanyikaojinta。

jiangdongconglaibujuedenvrendemeimaonengdadongta,keshi,tayoushihoudouhuidourenbuzhuduokanletayiyan。

“womenxianquchiwufan,ranhouzaiquhuanlifu。”

tingdaozheiyiju,hexingzhidexiaonaodaili,xunsudejiubengchuleyidaduidefansuodeyongcanliyi。

‘bashiyitiao’lishuo,jiangjiadabufenshihoudoushichixicande,tabixudezhidaoxicandejibenliyi。

yaomingdeshi,tawanquanbudongdexicanliyi,tayehaimeilaidejiquchaziliaoni!

yushi,taganmangjujuedao:“e,buyongle,wobue!e……wodeyisishi,wozaoshangchiduole,chidetaichengle,xianzaizhendechibu。ruguodenghuierwoeledehua,wojiusuibiankenzhaodianxiaodianxinshenmedelaidiandianduzijiuhaola。woyaobuxianquhuanlifuba,wohaiyaohuazhuangni。jiangxiansheng,nintingshuoguoba,nvhaizihuazhuangyaohaozhangshijiande。”

jiangdongdanmodebiaoqing,momotingwan,bochunweiqi:“nikeyibuchi。danshiniyaokanzhewochi。”

hexingzhizhengzhule,kaoa……

tazhizhidaojiangxiangaolengaoman,meixiangdao,jingranyeyouzheimeguichudeshuxing?

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guoran,hexingzhicaidemeicuo,jiangxianshengdewucanguoranshixican。

tagenzhejiangxianshengshenhou,zoujinleyigehualidaoshechidexicantingli,zhangtiaoxingdecanzhuoshang,baimanledoushijingzhidebuzhidaoshineigeguojiadecaiyao。

jiangdonghaishifenshenshideweihexingzhilaikailecanzhuozuoyi。

hexingzhijiuzuozaijiangdongdeduimian,yibianmomodekanzhejiangxianshengyouyadeyongcan,yibianmomodekoushui,xinlimomodehuaquanquanzuzhoutaganjinyesi。

jiuzaihexingzhidagaiyanxialeledagaibanjinzuoyoudekoushuizhihou,jiangxianshenghurantingxialeyongcan,xiuzhangyoumeideshounaqicanjin,shaoweidecaleyixiazijidezui,ranhoudandandetaimoukanletayiyan:“kanlezheimejiu,niyinggaikanhuile。chiba。”

hexingzhihuangrandawu,yuanlaijiangdongyizaojiuzhidaotabuhuiyongxicancanju,teyidezaitamianqianshifanleyibian,jiushixiangrangtaxuexi。

zhenshidetaiguofenle,mingzhidaotashiede,hairangtazaibianshangkanlezheimejiu。

dangran,hexingzhibuganzhizejiangxiansheng,tazaijiangxianshengmianqianmeidiwei,naokuoshangjiushidaxiede‘beiwei’erzi。

taxiaoxinyiyidewendao:“jiangxiansheng,zheishiwodiyicichixican,liyibudabiaodehua,ninbuhuizeguaidewoe?”

“keyi。dan,jinciyici。”

hexingzhigaoxingjile,lijiduizheshenbiandefuwuyuanshuodao:“fuwuyuan,mafanlaishuangkuaizi!”

姜冬:“……”