“dadan!jingganzhihubengongminghui，fujiangjunmobushiduihuangshibuman，suoyiyitutuifandachu，nizijilaizuozheigehuangdi?”nanjiaoxiaozuiyibaba，zhijiejifuhanjiangkouleyidingdamaozi，shunbianzoudaofuhanjiangmianqianjiushiyierguang。
fuhanjiangnaodaibeinanjiaodadeyipian，tadunshinubukee，tazuomengdoumeixiangdaozijiyouyitianhuibeinvrenda，haishidadeerguang!
tayangqishouyexiangdahuiqu，nanjiaoneifanhuayoubudeburangtatoushujiqi，suoyitabudebuyaoyaqiechidao“gongzhuduolvle，woduidachuzhongxingenggengriyuekejian”
nanjiaolengxiao“e?neimeduidaiwozheiweihuangshigongzhu，niganggangfenmingshixiangshalebengongde，nandaobengongtingcuole?buran，nizenganfenfujiangjunfushangshangxiaxiaderendaimanqiruyubengong，ruguobushixiangzaofan，neijiushibubafuhuangkanzaiyanli，bujingfuhuang，qingshifuhuangge?”
haojiahuo，zaofandachu，qingshihuangdi。
zheihuayaozhendechuandaohuanggong，bieshuotaduidachulixiaduoshaogonglao，junxincaiji，tabusiyeyaotuocengpi。
fuhanjiangzenmekenengmeiyoudiaochaguofuyihandeshenfen。
ziranyezhidaoxiaoyihanbuguoshigonglizuibushouchongzuimeiyoudiweidetoumingrenbale。
zhisuoyikanbuguanxiaoyihan，zhibuguoshiweilepingxizijidenuhuo，zhaolegeyoutoufazuoeryi。
taziranyezhidaoshiyinweixiaomingzhuzijibuyuanyijia，suoyicaihuisaijizijiyigewuyongdegongzhu。
dantashebudekezezijixinaidenvren，ziranerranjiujiangzijiwuchufaxiedenuhuofazuodaolexiaoyihandeshenshang。
sihuzheiyangjiunengzhengmingzijiduixiaomingzhudeaiyihejuexin。
fanzhengzaifuhanjiangdexinliyezhidao，xiaoyihanzhishigebushouchongdegongzhu，huangdidoubuyidingjidezhutashishei，suoyicaigansiwujidandiqifuta。
shenzhiganshuochunizhaosidehualai。
danzheiweigongzhudepiqi，sihugentadiaochadeyouhendadechuru，xianzaijingranganzhijiejitakouzuyirangtadiaonaodaidezuiming。
zhinengshuomingzheiweigongzhubingbuchun。
erqie，tahaidalezijiyibazhang!
“dingshifuzhongxiarenluanchuan，gongzhuhuicuoleyi，yihousheigankekougongzhudechichuanyongdu，zhijiekanlerengquluanzanggang!”fuhanjiangbuxiangzaigennanjiaoche。
“lairen，jiangneixiedaimangongzhuderendaishanglai!”
guanjiatingdaolefuhanjiangdehua，zhinengsuibiantiaolechufangneimaguoxiaoyihandechuniangdaishanglai。
liangmingchuniangguizaidishang，fuhanjianglengyankanxiangnanjiao“jiranshiepuqizhu，gongzhujiaoxuntamenjiushi”
nanjiaomuguangbuduobubi“jiangjunzhenhuikaiwanxiao，zheiyoubushibengongdenucai，shijiangjundenucai，youzigejiaoxuntamendeshijiangjun”
xiangrangtachushounongsichunianghaosanbozijixinhenshoulaxiaozhangbahudeemingshiba。
tazenhuirangfuhanjiangruyuan。
fuhanjiangzainanjiaoshoulimeiyoutaodaohao，xinzhongnuqichongtian。
tamanyanyanedikanxiangguizaidishangqiuraodechuniang，meiyouyongdedongxi，jingranrangxiaoyihanzhaozijidemafan!
suijichouchuyibingzhangjianjiangliangmingchuniangyidaogehou，renyouchuniangbojingpenchudexueyesijian，shenzhiyouhaoxiezhandaolenanjiaodeyishangshang。
“gongzhudianxia，zheixianimanyileba”fuhanjiangyuqibinglengkanxiangnanjiao。
tayiweizijizheiyizhaokeyijiangmianqiandegongzhuhepodan。
danxiangxiangzhongdejianjiaoshenghehaipadeqingxubingmeiyouzainanjiaodelianshangkandao。
fanerbeinanjiaoyongyilianxianqideyanshenkanzhe。
“jiangjunguozhengenchuanwenyiyang，sharenruma，xinhenshoula，lianggexiaoxiaodechuniangeryi，jibianduibengongduoyoumaofan，yezuibuzhisia”
“jiangjunjingran，jingranshaletamen，tamendejiarenzhidaole，kendinghuishangxinyujuedeba，shizaishitaikelianle，bengongzhenshijieshoubulejiangjunzheifanedudeshouduan”
nanjiaotaiqixiuziwulian，guyizhabaleyixiayanjing，limiandetiaoxinhefengciyiweishizu。
傅寒江被气的够呛。
这个贱女人!
haoshendexinji，guyiqita，rangtadongshoushachuniang，xianzaihaiyaoshuodeneimeguanmiantanghuang，rangtazuoeren。
meiyoumingzhuwanfenzhiyideshanliangdanchun。
“gongzhuxianzaimanyileba”fuhanjiangyaoyaqiechidishuodao。
nanjiaozebujietadehuatou，ershizhuanliankanxiangzijideyishang“aiya，zenmebanni，yishangnongzangle，jiangjun，zheiyishangkeshininongzangde，woxianzaixuyaoxinyishanghuan，nibujieyiwomaijijianxinyishangba”
fuhanjiangyijingyaorenbuzhuqiasinanjiaole，tarenzhunuqi“gongzhusuibian”
nanjiaozhuanshen，zhaohuliuhuaheyuanjing“qu，jiangjingchengneizuiyoumingdezhiyipuzilaobancaifengtongtongjiaodaofushanglai”
shuowan，sihaobugujifuhanjiangnankandelianse，daizherenhualalahuidaolezijideyuanzi。
fuhanjianglengyankanzhenanjiaolikai，yanlishanguoyanehehenla。
zheizhongnvren，zhenshishexiexinchang，xiarensizaitamianqianyandoubuzhayixia，haiguanzhuzijideyifushibushinongzangle。
weilemingzhu，tabixuxianbazheigenvrennongsi，yihou，tashibiyaoqudaomingzhude。
zaicizhiqian，yimianmingzhushoudaoqifu，zheigenvrenbixusi。
xiangzhe，fuhanjiangzhaolaiguanjia，duizhetaeryujiju，guanjiaweiweidiantou“shi，jiangjun”
nanjiaoqianjiaohuidaozijideyuanzi，houjiaojingchengzuiyoumingdezhiyipuziximeifangzhangjujiudaizhejiahuoshangjiangjunfule。
nanjiaorangrenbanleyizizuozaiyuanzili，shuiguogaodiankaoebailemanmanyizhuozi。
“yuanjing，nizuoxia，lai，chi”nanjiaoxiaodemiqiyanjing，yuanjingbuganzuo，zhiganjinanjiaoboputao。
“yihou，nijiushiwoshenbianyidenghuwei，sheidoubunengqifuleni，wochishenmenijiuchishenme”xiaoyihanzaihudeyizhongren，nanjiaodayingyaobaohuhaota，neijiubuhuirangtashouku。
weilerangyuanjingganshoudaozijideguanhuai，nanjiaokeyifangrouleyuqi。
yuanjingquebuganjieshounanjiaodehaoyi。
zaitaxinzhong，xiaoyihanshigongzhu，suiranbushouchong，danzaitaxinli，shizuimeihaozuishanliangdenvzi，yeshizhaoliangletashengmingdemingyue。
erqie，nanjiaoyijingjiajiledachujiangjun，weileburangnanjiaoshoudaotarenweinan，tajiugengbunenglianleigongzhu“dianxia，zheibuheguiju”
nanjiaoxiaolexiaomeishuohua，zhishijieguoyuanjingboguolaideputaoxiangshou。
ximeifangzhangjujinanjiaoliangwanchicunhou，nanjiaozhizheyuanjingdao“jitayezuojitaoyishang，suoyoudeyongliaobixuyaoshangdengde，haiyouzheiyuanzilidebinv，yirenliangtaoxinyi”
liuhuashouchongruojing，ganjinguizaidishangketouxieen。
“gongzhudianxiazheishichushoukuochuodafang，zheixiexiarensihouninzheimehaodezhuzi，zhenshisanshengyouxinga”zhangjunadaoledadanzi，yigejingdikuazannanjiao。
nanjiaosuishoushangjizhangjushiliangyinzi。
jiangjunfuyouqian，tadekejingdihua，fanzhengbunengweiquziji。
zhiyufuhanjianghuibuhuishengqi，hehehe，guantapishi。
shengqilezuihao，qisitayade。