第3章 我请客

“gewei,gangcaiwodehuahaimeiyoushuowan,jintianzheidunfanbuyongaazhi,woqingke!zheishiyiwankuai,dajiasuibiandiancai!”jiuzaizheigeshihou,zhoufanshuozhejiukanxianglesuoyouderen。

“wokao!zhoufan?ninalaideneimeduoqian?”

“fenglebazheishi?nachuyiwankuaiqingke?jiushiqingzanmenquanbandouyongbulea?”

“tulaomaofayangcaile?”

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yikanzhuozishangdeqian,zaichangdesuoyourendoujingdaile,zaitamenyanli,xiangshizhoufanzheizhongren,weilezhuanshenghuofei,takeyijirenjiaduanxijiaoshui、paotuizhuanquweibodeshouru,lianzunyandoubuyaoderenhuizheimedafangnachuyiwanlaiqingke?

yucitongshi,neigaotianqueshiganjindenaqilezhuozishangdeqianzhijiejiuzoudaolezhoufangenqian:“xiaofan,ganjinbaqianshouqilai,zheishinishujiadagongzhuandexuefeiba?womendoudaizheqianni,buyonggentamenjijiao!”

guanjianshike,haishihaogemenxiangzheta。

“aiaiai......woshuogaotian!nizheirenzhenbuxinga!renjiazhoufanhaoburongyiqinggeke,nizheishishenmeyisi?”

“shia!shia!kanlaizhoufanzheishizoulegoushiyunle,nandedafangyihui,gaotian,nizheijiubuzhangyilea!renjiazhoufangaoxing,niguandezhema?”

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jiuzaizheigeshihou,zhoufanqingqingpailepaigaotiandejianbang:“meishier,nifangxinba,wohaiyou!”

“dajiajintianchangkailechi,yiqiandeshihou,meishaolegeweijiujiwozhoufan,jitianyesuanshixiexiegeweidebangmang!”zhoufanshuowanzhihou,yibaishoujiurangsuoyouderendoufangxinchifan。

“bushi......zhoufan,nizhendefengle?”yikanzhoufandetaidu,gaotianganjindezulandao。

erzhoufanlalelata,shiyitabuyongguan。

suihoutamenlianggerenjiuzhaolejulimenkoubuyuandeweizhizuolexialai。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,zuozaiduimiandeneigeshezhangliweihaoburongyizhuazhuzheigejihui,gengshiyaohaohaoxiuruzhoufanyifan:“haoa,jiranzhoufandouneimetongkuaile,zanmenyebuyaokeqile,fuwuyuan!diancai!yaoguide!”

yitingzheihua,suoyourendoumianmianxiangqu,zheiyizhuoziren,doushibanshangjiatingtiaojianhaoderen,yedoushiairenaoderen,yitingdiancaijiudoukaishiqihongle。

buguo,jiuzhiyouyigerenxiandehenbuxie,jiushizuozaizhoufanbianshangdetongbannvtongxue,jiaozhaotingting,guazilian,pifubaixi,**,shibanshangchuleibacuidemeinv。

tadejiatingtiaojianyiban,danshiaimuxu,dabandeshifenxinggan......tongxuemendouzhidaotashizhuan“waikuaide!”

yejiushiyouqianrenzaidaxuemenkoutingchefangpingshui,tajiugenrenzoudeneizhong,laosijidoudong。

suiranjintianzhoufanqingke,danshijiuzhoufanzheiyishenyifu......haishirangtaguyiyuanlileyixie,yiliandexianqizhise。

zhishijiuzaizheigeshihou,zhoufanyiditou,quezhenghaokandaozhaotingtingzhuozixiafangdeliangtiaobizhideda**,chuanzheyuwangde**,peichaoduandereku......kanderenzhiyantuomo,bukuishizuoneigede,dabandougenrenjiabuyiyang。

yikandaozhei,zhoufanganjindenuokaileshixian,zhenghaozheigeshihou,yigefuwuyuanjiuzouleguolairangtamendiancai。

buguo,zheizhoufanqueshiyibaishou:“xingle!budianle!banimenzheilizuiguidetesecaiquanbudoushanglai,yaozuihaodejiu!”cike,zhoufankanzheneigefuwuyuanjixushuodao。

yitingzheihua,neigefuwuyuanyilengshen,henxianranshiyiweizijitingcuole:“zheiweixiansheng......zheiquanbudetesecaia?keshi......bubianyi,zanzheilishigaodangjiudian......”

“rangnishangjiushang,buchaqian!pachibuqi?”yucitongshi,zhoufanzaicihuileyiju,jiuzaizheigeshihou,tamanmandeshenshoubazhuozishangdeyiwankuaiqiannaleqilai。

“lai,zheishijinidexiaofei,yihuierjiezhangwoshuaka!zheixianikeyibuyonggujileba?”zhoufanshuozhejiukanxiangleneigejinlaidefuwuyuan。

“a!zheizhei......xianshengbuyong......buyong......wozheijiuqushangcai。”yikanzhoufanjitayiwanyuandexiaofei,neimeinvfuwuyuanquezhendebuganjie。

“zheiyoushenme?woshuole,nazhejiushi!zheishijianglinide,buguo......youtiaojiande,jintianbixubawomenzheizhuozisihouhaole!”zheizhoufanshuozheyingshengshengdebayiwankuaiqiansaijileneigemeinvfuwuyuan。

zheiyici,neigefuwuyuanjiushixiangzuomengyiyangdekanzhezhoufan,lenglejimiaozhongzhihou,ganjindegongshendaoxie。

buguo,zheihuier......zaichangsuoyouderenquedouzhenjingdedengdaleyanjing,zheicikeshizhijiejiushualetamendesanguan。

“zhou......zhoufan!ninifengleba?”

“shia?yiwankuaidashangfuwuyuan?nizheitainiubileba?”

“ni......nizhendezoulegoushiyunle?haishiwomenzaizuomeng?”zheiyizhuozideren,douzhilenglengdekanzhezhoufan,shichedidebeijingdaole。

“hehe,woshuole,jintiandajiachangkailechijiushi,qianbuyongdanxin,suiranmeiduoshao,danshijintiandefanjugoule!”zhoufanjixushuodao。

“zhoufan......nizhenzouyunle?dajieshangjiandaoqianlema?nizheiyiwankuaini?jiuzheimejilefuwuyuanle?nihaiburujiwoni!”jiuzaizheiyike,neigegangcaihaiyuanlilezhoufan,xianqitadezhaotingtingqueyoumanmandekaojinleta。

ercishi,zhoufandegebozaifanzhuoshangfangzhe,zheizhaotingtingkaojinzhihou,yibianshuohuayibianyongzijidegebocengzhoufan。

erqie,xiamianchuanzheyuwangwade**yebuzijuedechupengdaolezhoufandetuibu......

zheiyiwanyuanni,jiuzheimejilefuwuyuanxiaofei?zheideshizhaotingting“chutai”duoshaocicainengzhuanhuilaide?

“aiai......tingting!bie!biecengle!zaicengwoyaoliubixuele!zaishuole,woshenshangzanga!”jiuzaizheiyike,zhoufandexinqueshipengpengdetiaoleqilai,ganjindedazhulezhaotingting。

“meishierni,zheicaishinanrendeweidaoma!”neizhaotingtingbianlianbiandedaoshihenkuai。

yikanzheigeqingxing,suoyouzaichangdenvshengdouduizhaotingtingtoulailebiyidemuguang,shuoshibiyi,daoburushuoshibugan。

buguo,jiuzaizhoufanjiliyaoduokaizhaotingtingdeshihou,zheifangjiandemenqueshizaicibeidakaile。

zhishi......zheici,menbeidakaideyishunjian,suoyouderenzaicishaleyan,douzhigougoudedingzhemenkoudeweizhikanqu。

yinweizheicijinlaideren......quezhengshiyatinggenzhangqiang!

cishideyatingzhengwanzhezhangqiangdegebo,lianggezhanzailemenkou,zhengzaixiuenai......

yishijian,zaichangdesuoyouderendoulengle!yinweitamendouqingchu,zheiyatingkeshizhoufandenvyou,cishiyatingquewanzhelingwaiyigebandefuerdai......zhangqiang。

zheidoubushiguanjiande,gengweiguanjiandeshi......zhoufanjiuzaizheilizuozhe,yishijian,suoyouderendoushiyakouwuyanle。

kankanzhoufan,youkankanmenkouzhanzhedeyatinggenzhangqiang。

henxianran,yatingyediyishijiankandaolezuozaimenkoufujindezhoufan,yifuweisuojushudeyangzi,xiangshizheizhonggaodangdejucan,tazhendeshimeiyouxiangdaozhoufanhuilai。