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xiataofuzhesuantengdeyao,diwushucisikaoyigezhexuewenti——

tadaodishizenmecongyimingqiantuguangmingdeduliguanggaoren,lunluodaotiantianwanshangxuyao“jiaban”lvxing“fuqiyiwu”de?

yangguangtouguohaohuagongyudeluodichuang,sazailingluandedachuangshang。

shencedenanrenhaizaichenshui,lengjundecelianzaichenguanglirouhelejifen,zhangjiechuixia,meilepingrilineigushengrenwujindebingshanqichang。

kexiataozhixiangbazhentouwuzaineizhangshuaiderenshengongfendelianshang。

shuohaodexinghunni?shuohaodehubuganraoni?

shisheidangchunachuyifentiaoliqingxi、quanzefenmingdehunqianxieyi,yonggenjiafangbabatanjigeyixiangmuyiyangdekouwenshuo:

“xiazuzhang,hezuoyukuai?”

愉快个鬼!

taxianzaihunshendoubuyukuai!

guoranzibenjiadezui,pianrendegui。

youqishiluzhengzheizhongdingjizibenjia!

“看够了?”

diyade、gangshuixingdenanshengturanxiangqi,daizheyisiyonglandecixing。

xiataohedeyiduosuo,haimeilaidejishouhui“sharenmiekou”deshixian,jiuduishangleyishuangshensuiqiheideyan。

luzhengyijingxingle,zhengjingjingdikanzheta,yandidaizheyisixixuehe……yanzu。

“shei、sheikannile!”xiataoxiangzhibeicaileweibademao,shunjiandankaibanmi,chadianshuaixiachuang:

“woshizaiyongyanshenqianzemouxierendeweiyuexingwei!”

“weiyue?”luzhengtiaomei,mantiaosilidizuoqishen,bobeihuaxia,luchuxiantiaowanmeidexiongfuji。

tahaozhengyixiadiwen:“xiazuzhangzhideshinayitiao?xieyidijikuandijixiang?weiyuejinzenmesuan?”

“ni!”xiataoqideyusai,shouzhifazhandizhizheta,“nimingzhidao!xieyiligenbenmeixie……meixiezheixie!”

“哦。”

luzhenghuangransidediandiantou,suijizhangbeiyishen,qingyidijiangzhamaodetazhongxinlaohuihuaili。

wenredeqixipenzaitamingandeerkuoshang,shengyindichenyouweixian:

“suoyi,womenxianzaixuyaoqianyifen……buchongxieyi?”

——

erzheiyiqiehuangtangdeqidian,douyaohuisudaosangeyueqian……

“baoqi!jueduishigebaoqi!naoqiaolitouzhuangdeshijianghumie?”

xiataocaizheliuqinburendebufacongkehugongsichulai。

yibianzouyibianduizhelanyaerjineitoudetongshijianguimiyuanqingfengkuangshuchu。

zhazhedehuopogaomaweisuizhetadedongzuoshuaizuoshuaiyou。

“feiyaobataneigechoudekudelogofangdebitianhaida!gentajianglebabaibianshijuejiaodianyaopingheng,tafeibuting!

haoxiangneigelogoshitaqinshengeryiyang!”

dianhuaneitou,yuanqingdeshengyinlanyangyangdichuanlai:

“ranhoulei?xiadashiniyoushizhanshazimofale?”

“魔法?”

xiataohengleyisheng,lakaichemenzuojintadezhijixiuxiufenli。

yuqishunjiancongbaozaoqiehuanchengtianni,mofangzhegangcaidechangjing:

“aiyo,wangzong~ninzheigejianjietaidudaole!

woganggangmengdiyixiang,balogozuoda,zheibuzhengtixianleninqiye‘dingtianlidi’deqipohezixinma!

womenshaoweidiaozhengyixiabeijingdeminganduibi,jituchulelogode‘wangzhefengfan’,younengrangzhenggehuamiangenggaoji,gengfuheninxingyelingjunrendeshenfensai!

ninkanzheiyangshibushiliangquanqimei?”

tadunledun,huifubenyin,deyidipailepaifangxiangpan:

“ranhouneigebaoqijiubeihuyouquele,pidianpidiandidayinglelaozidefangan。

gaoding,shougong!wanshanghuoguozhengqi!”

这就是夏桃。

huanhuaxipang,“laoxiamianguan”zhangdadechuanyuyaomei。

tineiyibanshihuobaogengzhidexiaolajiao,lingyibanshiweilekpinengqunengshendecaihongpidashi。

pingjiezheishoujingfenjuehuoheshidashidechuangyinengli,tazaiguanggaoquanhundefengshengshuiqi。

nianjiqingqingjiuzuodaolechuangyizuzhangdeweizhi。

zhengzhunbeifadongchezi,shoujiyouxiangle:

——“皇太后”。

taxinligedengyixia,youzhongbuxiangdeyugan。

jietongdianhua,laomadeshengyinlianzhupaoyiyangcongtingtonglichongchulai:

“xiatao!nimashangjiwohuilai!like!mashang!”

“ma,zazilema?wojinwanyaojiaban……”

xiataoshituzhengzha,yukuaizhouwudeyewan,nagedagongniumashedefangqi。

“加啥子班加!”

“nizhangayinverdemanyuexijiuwojintianqiechile!renjiawawamashangdouhuidajiangyoule!

nizaikankanni!25suiderenle,liangenanpengyoudeyingyingdoumeide!nijiwomashanghuilai!

buranwojiudaonigongsimenkouqiedeng!”

laomadoukaishishuohuhuale,xianranshichiwanxijiushoule**。

xiataoyanqianyihei,zhidaozheidunhuoguokendingshipaotangle。

tawunaidakaiweixin,zaiqunliaihao:

“jiemeimen……bengongjinwanyaoshifenghuangtaihou……nimenshuanzhe,tiwoduochiliangpanmaodu……

我报销。”

yijinjiamen,qifenjiubudui。

laobazaichufangmomozhufan,dijitayige“ziqiuduofu”deyanshen。

laomazuozaiketing,dingzheshouji,lianseyinchendenengdichushui。

“huilaila?guolai!”laomayipaishafa:

“kandaomei?nizhangayixiaodeduokaixin!nizaibuzhuajin,yihourenmingongyuanxiangqinjiaodoumeidenideweizhile!”

xiataoxiaoshengdigu:“neibushizhenghao……”

“haoshazihao!”laomagengqile。

“nishangcibaniwangayijieshaodehaiguiboshishuocheng‘xianweijingxiadexijun’,

shangshangci,nibalishushudailaideguoqigaoguanjiao、jiaoshazi‘yidongdeguizhangzhidu’!

haiyoushangshangshangci......,

wodoubuxiangshuonile!nibawodelaojiemei、laotongshidezuilegebian!

xianzaiduilewa,moderenganjinijieshaole!zhishengxiaquxiangqinjiaozheitiaolule!”

xiataoxiangqizijide“zhanji”,youdianxinxudimolemobizi。

“别磨蹭了!”

laomayibazhuaiguotadiannaobao,batadebijibendiannaonachulai,tuidaotamianqian:

“mingtianzhouliu,qurenmingongyuanxiangqinjiao!nixianzaijiujiwozuoyifenzhenghunjianli,yaozuodepiaopiaoliangliangde!

zhaopianxuanguaiyidiande!zheiciniyaoshizaigangaoza……”

zailaomadegaoyajianduxia,xiataorenmingdizuozaidiannaoqian。

tashouzhifanfei,anzhaohuangtaihoudezhiyi,zuochuleyifen“wanmei”jianli:

zhaopian:yizhangxiaodewenwankerendeyishuzhao。

ziwojieshao:wenroutitie,reaishenghuo,shanzhangchuyi。

zhiye:mouzhimingguanggaogongsichuangyigugan。

lianxifangshi:138********。

“ma,nikan,zheizongyaodelema?baozhengmingtianzaixiangqinjiaojinipiange……zhaogechenglongkuaixuhuilai!”

xiataobapingmuzhuanxianglaoma。

laomacoujinzixijiancha,lianshangzhongyuyinzhuanduoyun,manyididiandiantou:

“zheihaichabuduo!fawoweixinshang,mingtianyizaowoqudayin!”

denglaomaxinmanyizudizoujinchufangqu“zhidao”laobagongzuo,xiataoxunsuyidongshubiao......