xiataofuzhesuantengdeyao,diwushucisikaoyigezhexuewenti——
tadaodishizenmecongyimingqiantuguangmingdeduliguanggaoren,lunluodaotiantianwanshangxuyao“jiaban”lvxing“fuqiyiwu”de?
yangguangtouguohaohuagongyudeluodichuang,sazailingluandedachuangshang。
shencedenanrenhaizaichenshui,lengjundecelianzaichenguanglirouhelejifen,zhangjiechuixia,meilepingrilineigushengrenwujindebingshanqichang。
kexiataozhixiangbazhentouwuzaineizhangshuaiderenshengongfendelianshang。
shuohaodexinghunni?shuohaodehubuganraoni?
shisheidangchunachuyifentiaoliqingxi、quanzefenmingdehunqianxieyi,yonggenjiafangbabatanjigeyixiangmuyiyangdekouwenshuo:
“xiazuzhang,hezuoyukuai?”
愉快个鬼!
taxianzaihunshendoubuyukuai!
guoranzibenjiadezui,pianrendegui。
youqishiluzhengzheizhongdingjizibenjia!
“看够了?”
diyade、gangshuixingdenanshengturanxiangqi,daizheyisiyonglandecixing。
xiataohedeyiduosuo,haimeilaidejishouhui“sharenmiekou”deshixian,jiuduishangleyishuangshensuiqiheideyan。
luzhengyijingxingle,zhengjingjingdikanzheta,yandidaizheyisixixuehe……yanzu。
“shei、sheikannile!”xiataoxiangzhibeicaileweibademao,shunjiandankaibanmi,chadianshuaixiachuang:
“woshizaiyongyanshenqianzemouxierendeweiyuexingwei!”
“weiyue?”luzhengtiaomei,mantiaosilidizuoqishen,bobeihuaxia,luchuxiantiaowanmeidexiongfuji。
tahaozhengyixiadiwen:“xiazuzhangzhideshinayitiao?xieyidijikuandijixiang?weiyuejinzenmesuan?”
“ni!”xiataoqideyusai,shouzhifazhandizhizheta,“nimingzhidao!xieyiligenbenmeixie……meixiezheixie!”
“哦。”
luzhenghuangransidediandiantou,suijizhangbeiyishen,qingyidijiangzhamaodetazhongxinlaohuihuaili。
wenredeqixipenzaitamingandeerkuoshang,shengyindichenyouweixian:
“suoyi,womenxianzaixuyaoqianyifen……buchongxieyi?”
——
erzheiyiqiehuangtangdeqidian,douyaohuisudaosangeyueqian……
“baoqi!jueduishigebaoqi!naoqiaolitouzhuangdeshijianghumie?”
xiataocaizheliuqinburendebufacongkehugongsichulai。
yibianzouyibianduizhelanyaerjineitoudetongshijianguimiyuanqingfengkuangshuchu。
zhazhedehuopogaomaweisuizhetadedongzuoshuaizuoshuaiyou。
“feiyaobataneigechoudekudelogofangdebitianhaida!gentajianglebabaibianshijuejiaodianyaopingheng,tafeibuting!
haoxiangneigelogoshitaqinshengeryiyang!”
dianhuaneitou,yuanqingdeshengyinlanyangyangdichuanlai:
“ranhoulei?xiadashiniyoushizhanshazimofale?”
“魔法?”
xiataohengleyisheng,lakaichemenzuojintadezhijixiuxiufenli。
yuqishunjiancongbaozaoqiehuanchengtianni,mofangzhegangcaidechangjing:
“aiyo,wangzong~ninzheigejianjietaidudaole!
woganggangmengdiyixiang,balogozuoda,zheibuzhengtixianleninqiye‘dingtianlidi’deqipohezixinma!
womenshaoweidiaozhengyixiabeijingdeminganduibi,jituchulelogode‘wangzhefengfan’,younengrangzhenggehuamiangenggaoji,gengfuheninxingyelingjunrendeshenfensai!
ninkanzheiyangshibushiliangquanqimei?”
tadunledun,huifubenyin,deyidipailepaifangxiangpan:
“ranhouneigebaoqijiubeihuyouquele,pidianpidiandidayinglelaozidefangan。
gaoding,shougong!wanshanghuoguozhengqi!”
这就是夏桃。
huanhuaxipang,“laoxiamianguan”zhangdadechuanyuyaomei。
tineiyibanshihuobaogengzhidexiaolajiao,lingyibanshiweilekpinengqunengshendecaihongpidashi。
pingjiezheishoujingfenjuehuoheshidashidechuangyinengli,tazaiguanggaoquanhundefengshengshuiqi。
nianjiqingqingjiuzuodaolechuangyizuzhangdeweizhi。
zhengzhunbeifadongchezi,shoujiyouxiangle:
——“皇太后”。
taxinligedengyixia,youzhongbuxiangdeyugan。
jietongdianhua,laomadeshengyinlianzhupaoyiyangcongtingtonglichongchulai:
“xiatao!nimashangjiwohuilai!like!mashang!”
“ma,zazilema?wojinwanyaojiaban……”
xiataoshituzhengzha,yukuaizhouwudeyewan,nagedagongniumashedefangqi。
“加啥子班加!”
“nizhangayinverdemanyuexijiuwojintianqiechile!renjiawawamashangdouhuidajiangyoule!
nizaikankanni!25suiderenle,liangenanpengyoudeyingyingdoumeide!nijiwomashanghuilai!
buranwojiudaonigongsimenkouqiedeng!”
laomadoukaishishuohuhuale,xianranshichiwanxijiushoule**。
xiataoyanqianyihei,zhidaozheidunhuoguokendingshipaotangle。
tawunaidakaiweixin,zaiqunliaihao:
“jiemeimen……bengongjinwanyaoshifenghuangtaihou……nimenshuanzhe,tiwoduochiliangpanmaodu……
我报销。”
yijinjiamen,qifenjiubudui。
laobazaichufangmomozhufan,dijitayige“ziqiuduofu”deyanshen。
laomazuozaiketing,dingzheshouji,lianseyinchendenengdichushui。
“huilaila?guolai!”laomayipaishafa:
“kandaomei?nizhangayixiaodeduokaixin!nizaibuzhuajin,yihourenmingongyuanxiangqinjiaodoumeidenideweizhile!”
xiataoxiaoshengdigu:“neibushizhenghao……”
“haoshazihao!”laomagengqile。
“nishangcibaniwangayijieshaodehaiguiboshishuocheng‘xianweijingxiadexijun’,
shangshangci,nibalishushudailaideguoqigaoguanjiao、jiaoshazi‘yidongdeguizhangzhidu’!
haiyoushangshangshangci......,
wodoubuxiangshuonile!nibawodelaojiemei、laotongshidezuilegebian!
xianzaiduilewa,moderenganjinijieshaole!zhishengxiaquxiangqinjiaozheitiaolule!”
xiataoxiangqizijide“zhanji”,youdianxinxudimolemobizi。
“别磨蹭了!”
laomayibazhuaiguotadiannaobao,batadebijibendiannaonachulai,tuidaotamianqian:
“mingtianzhouliu,qurenmingongyuanxiangqinjiao!nixianzaijiujiwozuoyifenzhenghunjianli,yaozuodepiaopiaoliangliangde!
zhaopianxuanguaiyidiande!zheiciniyaoshizaigangaoza……”
zailaomadegaoyajianduxia,xiataorenmingdizuozaidiannaoqian。
tashouzhifanfei,anzhaohuangtaihoudezhiyi,zuochuleyifen“wanmei”jianli:
zhaopian:yizhangxiaodewenwankerendeyishuzhao。
ziwojieshao:wenroutitie,reaishenghuo,shanzhangchuyi。
zhiye:mouzhimingguanggaogongsichuangyigugan。
lianxifangshi:138********。
“ma,nikan,zheizongyaodelema?baozhengmingtianzaixiangqinjiaojinipiange……zhaogechenglongkuaixuhuilai!”
xiataobapingmuzhuanxianglaoma。
laomacoujinzixijiancha,lianshangzhongyuyinzhuanduoyun,manyididiandiantou:
“zheihaichabuduo!fawoweixinshang,mingtianyizaowoqudayin!”
denglaomaxinmanyizudizoujinchufangqu“zhidao”laobagongzuo,xiataoxunsuyidongshubiao......