diyizhang:wendangyouzijidongle!jianpanshangdeshouzhimengdidunzhu。linxiaoduizhediannaopingmu,tongkongdizhen。
tabuguoshixialounalebeikafeidegongfu,huilaijiufaxiantaxiedaoyibande《zongcaidetishenjiaoqidaiqiupao》wendang,
youtamazijidongle!zuixinyiduanmiaoxiebadaozongcainangongliezaisirenfeijishanghezhehongjiusiniannvzhudeqingjie,
heranbianchengle:【nangongliemianseyinchendidingzhejicangwaifangundeyunhai,
shoulideboerduohongjiuhechuleerguotoudejiashi。tamengdijiangjiubeiguanzaimingguiditanshang,
xinghongdejiuyerutongxuebo。made,dangzheipozongcaitiantianchulezaqianjiushizhuinvren,
huodexianggezidongqukuanjijiagenzongkuang,nile!guanjia,tongzhijizhang,diaotou!qugonghai!
laoziruishiyinxinghutoudeqianshibushigainuogewole?zheiyuansheiaidangsheidangqu!】linxiao:“???
”tazhandouzheshouwangshangfan。zhiqianxiehaodenvzhusuwanqingdaizhetiancaierziduozaijiangnanxiaozhen,
yeshenrenjingduiyuechuileidekuqingxi,yechedibianlewei:【suwanqingliluodibaxinglixiangheshang,
pailepaishoushangbucunzaidehui。chuangwaiyuemingxingxi,gepi。takanleyanchuangshangshuidexiaolianhongpupude“qiu”,
haobuyouyuditaochushouji,pilipaladazi:“rourou,jihuilaile!nangonglieneishaquehaoxiangzijipaolule!
jihuayoubian,xianzaijiuzou!balihuihe!sheidengsheisunzi!”faxinren:baiyueguanglinrourou。
chuangshangdexiaojiahuofanlegeshen,dunangleyiju:“mami,
jidebadiedifukamimataochulaizaisibena……”】linxiaoyanqianyihei,chadianyikoulaoxuepenzaipingmushang。
zheihaibusuanwan!tabaozhezuihouyisijiaoxingxinli,fengkuangwangqiangundongwendang,
zhijieladaolexiaoshuokaipian——neigeweile**nanzhu,
rangtayibidaiguoxiesidiaode、nvzhudebaiyueguangchuliannanyoushenzhiyandezanglixianchang。
ranhoutakandaolezuyirangtaxinzangzhoutingdemiaoxie:【yinyumianmiandemuyuan,qifenyayi。turan,
yizhicangbaixiuzhangdeshoumengdicongxinfandenitulipotuerchu!jinjiezhe,nitusongdong,
yigebengaitangzaiguancailidenanrenjiannandizuoleqilai,tudiaozuilideniba,
shunbian……haidiaozheyizhibuzhidaonaerlaide、beiyadeyoudianbianxingdehongmeigui。tamolebalianshangdeyushui,
mizheyandaliangzheigeshuxiyoumoshengdeshijie,zuijiaogouqiyimoxiexingdexiao:“he,qiangzhixiaxian?
wenguowodeyijianlema?”】“a——!!!”linxiaozhongyumeirenzhu,fachuyishengbengkuidejianjiao,
shuangshouhenhenzazaijianpanshang。“shei!daodishisheizailuandongwodediannao!gaozheizhongezuoju!youwanmeiwan!
wozheiwenhaizenmejiaogao!bianjihuishalewojitiande!”taqidehunshenfadou,duizhekongdangdangdefangjiannuhou,
huaiyishinageheiketongxinghuozhewuliaowangyouruqinletadediannao,batazheipiangouxuetianleiwengaidemianmuquanfei,
renshebengdelianqinmadouburen!pingmuyinweitagangcaidebaoliqiaojiliangzhe,youyoudiyingchutaqideniuqudelian。
jiuzaitachuanzhecuqi,zhunbeiqiangxingshanchuzheixieguidongxideshihou,pingmuzhongyang,huranzijitiaochuyixingzi,
bushisongti,bushiheiti,
ershiyizhongfangfoyongxueyeshuxieerchengde、wanyanniuqudeziti:【buruninqinzijinlaishishi?
】linxiaomengdiyileng,houbeishunjianpashangyiguhanyi。tahaimeifanyingguolai,
huanhuanfuxianchuyifenjiqibizhen、shenzhidaizhedandanxuexingweidexuniwenjianbiaoti——《qingjiebenghuaixiufuxieyi》。
条款密密麻麻,
hexinyisijiandancubao:nin(yuanshuzuozhelinxiao)xuqinzijinru《zongcaidetishenjiaoqidaiqiupao》xiaoshuoshijie,
yindaozhuyaojiaosehuiguizhuxianqingjie,xiufuchengdujiangjuedingninnengfoufanhuixianshishijie。
shibaikenengmianlinbeitonghuahuomoshafengxian。zuixiafang,shumingchu。
nangonglie、suwanqing、linrourou、shenzhiyan……shenzhineigetiancaierzisuxiaotiandemingzidouzaishangmian。
meigemingzihoumian,douanzheyigeqingxiwubi、yanseanhong、fangfoganggangyinshangqude——xueshouyin。
linxiaotoupichedizhakai,jianjiaokazaihoulongli,diyigeniantoushizhuanshenjiuxiangpao。ketadeshouzhixiangshibutingshihuan,
shubiaozhizhenbeiyiguwuxingdeliliangcaokongzhe,jingzhundiyidaoleneige“tongyi”deanniushang。“bu!dengdeng!
wohaimei……”tajingkongdidahan。danzhijianyijingbushoukongzhidianlexiaqu。yanqianmengdiyihei,
qiangliedeshizhongganshunjianxilai,fangfobeirengjinleguntongxiyiji,tianxuandizhuan。shiquyishiqianzuihouyimiao,
tanaozilizhishengxiayigeniantou:wodangchuweishenmeyaoxiangbukaixiezheizhonggouxuewenzhuanqianaaaaa!
di2zhang:xinshoucunjiushidiyunandu?linxiaoshibeiyigunongzhongxiaodushuihunhezhelianjiaxiangshuiweiqiangxingde。
tamengdizhengkaiyan,yingruyanliandeshihuangyandeshuijingdiaodeng,
yijizhuangxiudejinbihuihuang、danmomingtouzhegubaofahutuweidejudafangjian。“xingle?
”yigebinglengyouchongmanyanfandenanshengzaipangbianxiangqi。linxiaojiangyingdizhuantou。
chuangbianzhanzheyigechuanzheheisesichoushuipaodenanren,shencaigaoda,mianrongjunmeiderutongdiaosu,
danyanshenlengdexiangxiboliyadedongtu,zhengnazheyitiaobaimaojin,jiqixianqidicazheshoushangzhandaode……e,
haoxiangshitadekoushui?jiyihuilong。nangonglie!tabixiadebazongnanzhu!zaiditoukankanziji,
chuanzheyishenjiqishengbuliaodexingganzhensishuiqun,tangzainengrongnaqibagerendagundejudaoushigongtingchuangshang。
genjutadagangliliaoliaojibidesheding,zheisihushixiaoshuozaoqi,
edunvpei(yejiushitazheigejiaose——tongyangjiaolinxiao,
shinanzhunangonglieyanzhongyonglaiqinvzhudetishengongjuren)shitupachuangshibaifanbeixiurudejingdianqiaoduan!yuanqingjieli,
nvpeilinxiaohuibeinangongliejiqiwuruxingdirengchuwoshi,bingkoudiaosangeyuelinghuaqian。
kexianzai……nangonglierengkaimaojin,jugaolinxiadikanzheta,yanshenlimeiyouchuncuideyane,
fanerduolezhongjiqifuzade、xiangshizaikanshenmemafanjingdebunaifan:“linxiao,wozuihoujinggaoniyici。
anfendiannazheqianzuonidehuapingtishen,biegaozheixieburuliudexiaodongzuo。danwuwopaoludeshijian,
houguonichengdanbuqi。”paolu???linxiaoxinligedengyixia。wendanglitajuankuanpaoludeqingjieshizhende!
taqiangxingyaxiafantengdeqingxu,shituzouqingjie,jichuliangdiyanlei,
yongyuannvpeineijiaorouzaozuodeqiangdiaokaikou:“liegege,nizenmenengzheiyangduirenjia,renjiazhishi……”“ting。
”nangongliehaobukeqididaduan,meitouningdesijin,“shuorenhua。haiyou,biejiaowoliegege,exin。tingzhe,
womeikonggenniyanbazongjiaoqidexima,zuijinzijinzhuanyidaoleguanjianjieduan,meixinqingyingfuni。
”tazoudaochuangtouju,naqiyifenwenjianrengjita,yuqigongshigongbandexiangshiduidaishangyeduishou:“qianleta。
yihoumeigeyuelinghuaqianfanbei,tiaojianshianfenshouji,zaiwolikaihouduiwaibanyanhaonideyuanfujiaose,
biyaoshibangwodayanhu。”linxiaoshoumangjiaoluandijiezhuwenjian,
ditouyikan——《tishenyanyuanbaomiyujingyexieyi(fujiatiaokuan:yuanzhongzongcaipaoluhouyingjiyuan)》。
jiafang:nangonglie。yifang:linxiao。
gonglieqiannvren’shenfenbianxian”deng……linxiao:“……”taganjuezijideshijieguanshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechongji。
zheijiejiaoseziwoyishijuexingdeshibushitaiquanmianledian?lianpaoluhoudegongguanhebianxiandouguihuahaole?
jiuzaitanazhezheifenliputamajilipukaimendexieyimudengkoudaishi,woshimenbei“dongdong”qiaoxiang。
budengnangongliehuiying,menjiubeituikaile。yigexiaodoudingbaozheyigebitabangerenhaidadepingbandiannao,
tanjintoulai。xiaojiahuozhangdefendiaoyuzhuo,huotuotuosuoxiaobandenangonglie,danyanshenquejingmingdexianggexiaolaotou。
zhengshineigezaiwendanglitixingtamataofukamimadetiancaierzisuxiaotian!ketazenmehuichuxianzaizheili?
zheigeshijiandian,tayinggaigenzhenvzhusuwanqingzaijiangnanxiaozhenduozhecaidui!
suxiaotiantuiletuibiliangshangbingbucunzaideyanjing,xiaodarensidetanlekouqi:“nangongxiansheng,genjuwodejiankong,
ninweiyuruishisulishiyinxingbaoxianjudedisanpishiwuhuangjinyijingzaiershifenzhongqianwanchengzhuanyi,
danmuqianhuilvbodongbuliyudaguimozijinzhihuan,jianyininyouxiankaolvgouzhibitebierfeishiwuzichan,
yinbixinggenggao。lingwai……”tadunledun,muguangluozaichuanzhexingganshuiqun、nazheqipaxieyidelinxiaoshenshang,
yuqihaowubolan,shenzhiyoudianxianqi:“mafannimenchulisirenjiufenzhuyixiashijianchengben,danwuzhengshile。
mamiyijingzaijichangguibintingdenglesishifenzhongle,taganggangfaxiaoxishuo,
ruguowufenzhongneizaikanbudaozijindaozhangdequerenxinxi,tajiukaolvhuangehehuorensiben。”nangonglielianseyibian,
likenaqishouji:“shit!zenmebuzaoshuo!”tawanquanwushilechuangshangdelinxiao,
yibiandadianhuayibianjicongcongwangwaizou:“wei?likejiwopaoshou……dui,quanbu……dengdeng,xiaotian,
bitebixianzaimairudianweiheshima?”suxiaotianshuliandidiaochukxiantu,genzainangonglieshenhou,
liangrenjuranjiuzheimetaolunqilejinrongshichang,shengyinjianxingjianyuan。beichediyiwangzaijudawoshilidelinxiao,
shoulihainiezheneifen《tishenyanyuanxieyi》,zaimimandexiaodushuiweihecanliudelianjiaxiangshuiweizhong,
lingluanchenglefengzhongdiaosu。kaijujiushidiyunandu。nanzhumangzhejuankuanpaolu,nvzhudengzhenaqianhebaiyueguangsiben,
fanpaierzishigejinrongshentongjiansibencehuashi。erta,yuanshuzuozhe,xianzaideedunvpei,
nazheyifen“jingyexieyi”,renwushiyaobazheiquntuojiangdeyemalahuineizhizhangdeyuanwenqingjieli?xiufuqingjie?
xiugepi!taxianzaizhixiangjiarutamenaaa!di3zhang:jichangjixianqiangren?
linxiaoshibeinangonglieneigeshaqiandaodeyongxieyipaizhelian“qing”chubieshude。
liyoushi:“nizaizheiliyanzhongyingxianglewojisuanzijinzhuanyilujingdexiaolvyijihexiaotiantaolunhongguanjingjidexinqing。
”tachuanzheneishenjiqibushiyingdexingganshuiqun,waimianhuluanguolejiannangongliezhuli“shishe”dexizhuangwaitao,
chuaizheneifenqipaxieyiheyizhangedubuxiaodefuka——suxiaotian“youqingzanzhu,fengkoufeijianweilaihezuodingjin”,
zhanzaibieshuquwaidemalubianshang,kanzhenangongliedejiazhanglinkenjuechenerqu,
naozilizhiyouyigeniantou:zheiqingjieconggenzishangjiulantoule!
dan《xieyi》shangneiyigegexueshouyinhekenengbeimoshadeweixieyoufuxianzaiyanqian。tayaoyaoya,lanleliangchuzuche,
baochujichangdemingzi。bixuzuzhisuwanqinghelinrourousiben!zheishizhuxianbenghuaidekaishi!yilushang,
tafengkuanghuiyiyuanwenxijiehesuxiaotiantouludelingxingxinxi。jichang,guibinting,
zijindaozhang……sijiconghoushijingpieletayiyan,yanshenguguai。bijingtazheidabanshizaibuxiangquganfeijide。
“**,quzhuiren?”sijidashuhaitingbagua。linxiaochechuyigebikuhainankandexiao:“a,
quzhengjiuyixiawoxisuidesanguan。”jichangdatingrenliuruzhi。linxiaoxiangmeitoucangyingyiyangluanzhuan,
genbenbuzhidaoqunazhaoguibinting。tabixiadebazongwen,jinchudoushisirenfeijitongdao,sheixieputongjichangliuchenga!
jiuzaitajidemantoudahanshi,yigewenhedaixiaodeshengyinzaipangbianxiangqi:“zheiwei**,xuyaobangzhuma?
nikanqisihu……ng,xuyaoyixiezhiyin。”linxiaomengdihuitou。shuohuadenanrenchuanzhejichangdiqindezhifu,
shenzitingba,xiaorongwenrun,biliangshangjiazheyifujinsibianyanjing,kanqilaizhuanyeyoukekao。
danlinxiaodexueyeshunjianlengleyiban。shenzhiyan!neigebengaitangzaimudilidebaiyueguang!tajuranzhendepachulaile!
haihunjinlejichangdangshanglediqin?!takanqilaihuodehaohaode,pifuhongrunyouguangze,
bandianmeiyouguancailitangguodeyangzi。linxiaohoulongfagan,xinzangkuangtiao。shenzhiyansihumeirenchuta,
bijingtaxianzaidingdeshiedunvpeidelian,yijiubaochizhezhiyeweixiao,
yanshenqueruoyoushenyidisaoguotabuheshiyidechuanzhehehuangluandebiaoqing。
“wo、wozhaoguibinting……”linxiaoshengyinfazhan。“e?”shenzhiyanmeishaoweitiao,xiaoronggengshenle,“qiaole,
woyezhengyaoquguibintingfujinchuliyidian……sishi。buruyiqi?”tazuochuyige“qing”deshoushi,
zitaiwuketiaoti,yanshenquexianghuliyiyang,daizhemouzhongkanchuanyiqiedewanwei。linxiaoyingzhetoupigenshang,
meiyibudouxiangcaizaizhenjianshang。tabaifenbaiqueding,zheinanrenjueduirenchutale!bushirenchunvpei,
shirenchutazuozhedeshenfen!taneiyanshenfenmingjiushizaishuo:“yo,zaowuzhuqinzixiachangle?
”quguibintingdelushang,shenzhiyanzhuangsiwuyidixianliao:“jintianjichanghaitingrenao。
gangcaikandaoliangweifeichangpiaoliangde**,qizhifeifan,shouwanzheshoujinleguibinting,ganqingzhenhao,
xiangshiyaoqudumiyueni。”linxiao:“!!!”shichuile!tajueduizhidao!“buguoma,
”shenzhiyanhuafengyizhuan,yadishengyin,daizhedianshenmideqiangdiao,“wohaoxiangtingdaoqizhongyiwei**zaidadianhua,
shuoshenme‘zijinbudaozhang,yuanjihuaquxiao,qidongbjihua,
zhijiequbingdaokanjiguangyebucuo’……”linxiaojiaobuyigelieju。bjihua?bingdao?
zheiqunjiaosedaodijizijizhunbeileduoshaotiaohoulu?!yankanguibintingjiuzaiqianfang,
linxiaoshenzhiyijingtouguobolichuangkandaolimianlianggeyiweizaiyiqideyaotiaoshenying——zhengshisuwanqinghelinrourou!
suwanqingbuzaishiyuanwenlineigekuqingxiaobaihuamoyang,yishenliluodekuzhuang,ganlianyouxiaosa。
linrourouyetunqulebaiyueguangderouruolvjing,yanshenruili,zhengditoukanzheshoubiao,xianranyouxiebunaifan。
linxiaoshenshangxiansubiaosheng,yegubushangpangbiandeshenzhiyanle,batuijiuxiangchongjinqu。jiuzaizheishi,
tadeshoujifengkuangzhendongqilai。laidianxianshi:nangonglie。linxiaoxiayishijieqi,
neibianchuanlainangonglieqijibaihuaideshengyin,beijingyinhaiyousuxiaotianlengjingdezhihuisheng:“pao!disanpicixianzaipao!