第一章 管闲事

“zuixinbaodao,lingshijituanyichedibeiqiaoshitunbing,zeriwanchengjiaojieyishi,lingshijituanzongcailingyanhaobuzhiquxiang。”

kanzhedianshishangdezuixinbaodao,xunianqingzhinileyiyanbianyikailemuguang,tachouchuzhijin,mantiaosilidecalecazui,qishendaoqiantaijiezhang。

pingjingdebiaomianxia,quexianqiyicengcenghailang,lingshi……zhongjiuhaishiluozaibierendeshouli。

congcantinglichulai,xunianqingbuxingwangjiadefangxiangzouzhe。

zailuguoyitiaoanxiangshi,anxianglituranchuanlaiyidaojicudeshengyin,“lingyanhao!kannihaiwangnaerpao!”

shuxidemingzipiaoruerzhong,xunianqingmengdizhuzu,xunshengwangqu,zhijianyimoshuxideshenyingzhanzaineili,fasilingluan,suifaxia,yizhangyingjundelianpangshangguazhedandandexueji,jinguankanqilaiyouxielangbei,queyiranzheyanbuzhutashenshangneimoyonglanhuaguideqixi。

lingyanhaohanzhexuesidechunjiaoqingchechuyimolianyan,zaiyangguangxiatouzheyimoguizudeyonglanhetuifeigan,tahuanhuantaimou,meisedebochunhuanhuanyangkaiyimofenghuajueshidexiao,zhishi,neixiaoyiliqinzhebingzha。

jiusuanshishoushangdeshizi,xionghenqilai,yeshihuishangrende。

“lingyanhao,nihaiyiweinishiyiqiandelingshaoma?xianzaizhiyouniyigeren!womenqueyoushijige!wojiubuxinninengyiyidishi!”zuishangshuozhebukeqi,keshentiquehenchengshidehuanhuanhoutui。

“shixiangdian!kuaidianhaiqian!”

tamenyanzhengzhengdekanzhelingyanhaocongdishanghuanhuanzhanqishenlai,qizhanglengmodeshenyingzaizhiredeyangguangxia,yiransanfazheyinlengdeqixi,jiuliantazhouweidekongqi,douyirouyankejiandesuduningjiechengbing。

tataishoucalecachunjiaodexuezi,yonglan,xiening,“neijiushishi!”

xiangyaotaming?neiyeyaokankanyoumeiyouzheibenshi!

lingyanhaoyixunleibujiyanerzhishi,yigejianbuchongshangqian,jiangweishoudedashouliaodao,qinzeixianqinwang!

“jiupingnimen?xiangzhuazhuwo?he!”

yiquanhenhendezouzaineirenlianshang。

xunianqingkandexinjing,buzhibujuejian,yikexinyourugongjianshangdexianbengjin。

bijingduifangrenshouzhongduo,lingyanhaoliaodaojigerenhou,shenxingbianyouxiezhanbuwenle。

dashoufahendequantouluozailingyanhaodeshenshang,lingyanhaoquehangdoubuhangyisheng。

xunianqingxinjiujin,yankanzhetaneiyaoyaoyuzhuideshenzijiuyaodaoxia,jimangchonglechuqu!

“zhushou!”xunianqingnuchi。

“yo,laileyigeguanxianshide!”dashoudamuzhicuolexialianshangdexue,lengchidekanzhelairen。

xunianqingsuizhejiaobuyuejin,xuexingweiyuenong,“woshisheibuzhongyao,zhishinimenguangtianhuarizhixia,dajiadouou,woyijingbaojingle!”

xunianqingzoujin,yizhangjingzhideliandanshang,daizheyigujianding,ruoshixixinfaxian,tadeshou,jinjindeniezheyijiao。

lingyanhaocemuniletayiyan,yandiyimofuzadeqingxuyishanerguo,henkuaimouguangbiandeshulilengmo,xiangshizaiyigemoshengren,kemingming,dangchutamencengzaitongyizhangchuangshangshuiguo。

“zheilimeinideshiqing!gun!”sangyindichenyinzhi。

xunianqingmeihaoqidedengtayiyan,taxianzaikeshizaibangta!jingranrangtagun?

yaobushixianzaizheixierenhaizai,tazhenxiangrangtagunyigeshishi!

“yo,woshuoxiaoguniang,biereliantietaleng**le,xianzailingyanhaoyijingbushidangnianneigeyouqianrenle,nigenzhetameishenmehaochude,burugenzhedayewo……”

budengneirenshuowan,yijiquanfengguoqu,henhendezouzaitadelianshang。

“feihuazhenduo!”lingyanhaolengchiyisheng。

“made!jintianwofeidasinibuke!”neirenyechedinule,taishouyouyaoda。

xunianqingganmangshangqian,“nibushixiangyaoqianma?taqiannimenduoshao?woji!”

jiaoxiaodeshenqudangzailingyanhaoshenqian,mingmingkanqilaineimeruobujinfeng,cishitadeyaobanquetingdezhizhide。

zhikexi,yourenbingbulingqing。

“rangkai!”lingyanhaocumei,sangyindaizhejifenshaya,“wodeshibuyongniguan!”

xunianqingcemunitayiyan,shengyinlengmo,“nixiangduole,jiusuanlubianyouamaoagoushouleshang,woyehuijiude!”

suoyi,tabingbushiteyiweileta!

阿猫阿狗?

suiranlianggerenyijingbushifuqiguanxi,keshitingjianzheihuacongtadezuilishuochulai,xindihaishiyouxiechenmen。

lingyanhaoyizhangyingjundelianpangshang,ranzhejifenbonu,“e?kanlainitongqingxinhaitingfanlan!”

“……”xunianqingzhenxiangzhaokuaijiaobujiangtadezuizhanqilai!xianzaishenmeshihoule,zheijiahuojingranhaiyouxianqinggentadouzui!

neixierenyekanbuxiaqule,zheimingxianjiushimeibatamenfangzaiyanlidejiezou!

“nimenliangge!xiangyaodaqingmaqiaohaileqianhuijiadaqu!burandehua!jiuyikuaiquyincaodifuenaiquba!”

shuozhe,zuoshiyouyaochongshanglai!

“biebiebie!”xunianqingjimanghanting,huanghuangshoulideqianbao,“taqiannimenduoshaoqian?wotitahai!”

“woshuole,buyongnilaijiacibei!”lingyanhaohechi,tameiqianqian!youhelaihaiqian!

“nibizui!”xunianqingbitashengyinhaidasheng!

neixiedashoubenlaijiushilaiyaoqiande,jiranyourenhaiqian,tamenyebuzaiweinanlingyanhao,“buduo,ershiwan!”

二十万?!

xunianqingzhenglexia,zhunbeitaoqiandedongzuoyidun。

neirenjiantachiyi,lenghengyisheng,“zenme?haibuqi?”

“bushi!”xunianqinghuishen,tacongqianbaolitaochuyizhangyinxingka,taganggangzhishihuaiyi,xianzaidelingyanhao,jingranlianershiwandounabuchulema?

lingyanhaojiandaoneizhangyinxingkashi,qiheidetongmoulishanguoyisinanyizhuomodeguang,henkuaibianxiaoshibujian。

zheishidangniantasongtade,tajingranhailiuzhe?

songzouleneixiedashou,xunianqinglengmodehuitoukanzhelingyanhao,zaikandaotamanshenshanghendeyangzishi,xiumeiweiweiyicu,“yaobuyaosongniquyiyuan?”

“sheirangnijitamenqiande!”lingyanhaoyuqilingli,lengshenghechi。

xunianqinglengmodekanzhelingyanhao,dandandedao:“zheibiqianshidangchunijiwode,xianzaijiudangshihaijini!”

lingyanhaobuyan,zhidingzheta,buzhizaixiangxieshenme。

xunianqingshenxikouqi,naizhexingziyoudaolebian:“nishenshangdeshangbuqing,wosongniquyiyuanba!”

lingyanhaoyebushuohua,yishuangshensuideyanmoudingdingdewangzhexunianqing,sizaikuitanzheshenme。

xunianqingbeitakandaoyouxiefamao,juedingbuxiangzaijixuliuzaizheili,congbaolitaochujibaikuaiqiansaidaotadeshouli,“re,zheiqianninazhe,zijiquyiyuanbaozhayixia。”

lingyanhaomoudilveguoyisifuzadeqingxu,tachuimounileyanneijizhangdahongchaopiao,meitoushaoculexia。

xunianqingzhidaotahaomianzi,yebuduoshuoshenme,zhijiejiangqiansaidaoletadeshou,ranhouzhuanshenlikai。

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