tashiyigehubi，qiandeyeshiyigexiaogongsi。
songruishizheigegongsidelaobanzhiyi，yeshituqianqiandejingjiren，duiyusongruilaishuo，weiyikaopudiandeyirenzhishengxiasuirankebanchushendanzhixiangkaolianhunfandetuqianqianle。
dangzhezheimeduomoshengrendemian，yongzhetuqianqianfashizheibeizidoumeiyoujianguozheimezuozuodezishi，nieqiyizhimakebei：“dangran，zheijianshiyebuquanshinidecuo，dengzhekanba。”
tuqianqiankelianxixidekanzhesongrui：“shenmeyisi？”
“zheijigeyue，xingchenchuanmeiyizhizaiyuwomenxieshangshougougongsi，jiuzaiganggangqianshuwanheyue，yejiushishuo，tuqianqian，nixianzaishixingchenchuanmeidenvyiren。”
“zhende？”tuqianqiankanqilaiyouxiekelianbaba。
“buranniyiwei《rumengling》sheijinide？zheiweijiushixingchenchuanmeifuzeweijigongguandelijingli。”songruixinlimeirenzhufanlegebaiyan，gangshougouwan，tuqianqianjiuchushile，zhenbukuishini，zheidiankadezhenzhun。
shangqianpailepaituqianqianjianbang，shiyitajiaoren。
“ninhao，woshituqianqian。”tayingzhetoupizhudongshenchushou，shouyeyouxieduosuo。
lijinglihenheshan，zhanqishenwozhetuqianqiandeshou：“nihao，wojiaolili，zanshifuzezheiciweijigongguan。”
qitarenyezhanqishenhetuqianqiandalezhaohu，zheixierenyuanbenzuozaizheilidoushishangtaoguanyuruixinbeixingchenjianbingyihoudefazhan，xianzaizhenghaojiaruzheicishiqingdetaolun。
tuqianqianfaxianzheixierenduizijizheiciwulongshijianmeiyoutaidadefanyinghousonglekouqi。
“chiguaxiaomei，duduchidoudou，bansongguodexiaogege，zheijigefensiguobaiwandebozhuyizhidoushifanwenhuagongsi，yejiushihongyuyuleyangdeyingxiaohao。”
lilijiangdiannaodeziliaolianjiedaodapingmushang，shenqingdandingdeshuo：“'zheicifanwenhuachuguiyebusuanshiyiwai，juwosuozhiqianduanshijianquanlijiuyoufengsheng，suoyigouzicaizaigenpai，dangranmeinizheijianshi，shuangfangkendinghuisixiaxieshanghaojiage，davmenfanyingzheimekuai，xiachangmoheitunvshi，yinggaiyeshiyizhongzhuanyidazhongmuguangdeshouduan。”
tuqianqianmomowulian，sheirangtashigehubi，renjiapozijizangshuijianzhibuyaotailisuodangran，dexinyingshou。
“wofaxianzheixiebeiquanyangdehaoshuodehuadoushidatongxiaoyi，xianshijiazhuanglizhikezhidefushuleyibianjingguo，ranhouyoutiqitunvshideguowangjingli……”
tuqianqianzaixinlimomotanqidao：pailanpiandejingli……
“…xianzaikandaodeepingsuiranduo，danzhibuguoshijiuniuyimao，zaidezhitunvshizhibochushiguyihou，wojiuzhidianweibozongbu，qingqiuchediaoxiangguanresou。”
songruijiehuadao：“naihehongyuyulepingshidezuirentaiduo，jijiachushoujiangresouensizaidiyiming，fanwenhuatuanduihaishitainen，jingranyiyaoyazhuanlianjinipozangshui，zhizenishixuyipuguangzheicichuguimen。”
shuowanjiangshoujidijituqianqian。
【he，zijigujidoubuzhidaoshizenmepashanglaide，tayiqianyandebujiushiwangdama？《yechuangguanfuzhen》《ejuansha》bilibiliupzhudoutucaolanle。】
【yuanlaijiushitaa，dianyinglichuandeneimefengmazao，xianshizhongyeshizheiyangderenba。】
【wangmingbudoushixianghongma？zheiguniangzhenshifengle。】
“zheixiehaodoushiyanglehenjiude，biaomianshangdoushigezhonggeyangdefenqun，qishishuodehuadouchabuduo。”songruinulenuzui。
zaituqianqianlaidelushang，lilidengrenyizhiguanzhushitaifazhanqingkuang，houlaizhijiedadianhuajixingchenyule，shangmianrenhaoxianghenkanzhongtuqianqian，jililiyijuhua：jiudingsitazhananchugui，huashibierenshuode，shierkeshinizijigande，sheiyebunengfouren。
ertuqianqianzaidezhizijibuhuishiyeyihou，yejiufangxinle。
“buhuishiyejiuhao。”tuqianqiantanlekouqi，xingchenchuanmei……
“wozenmejidenimengongsimeiyounvyiren。”
lilitaitoukanletayiyan，“shiwomendegongsi。”
tuqianqianlengleyixia，ranhoufanyingguolai，tachadianwanglexianzaizijiyeshiyoujindatuikebaodele。
“yiji，ninshuodedui，xingchenmuqianlaishuoyinggaizhiyouninyiweinvyiren。”
ruixinbenzhiqishishiyigemcn，qianjinlaidedoushiwanghong，pingshidoushizhibomaihuo，yangeyiyishanglaishuo，kebanchushen，bingqiehaizaiyanxidezhiyoutuqianqianyiren，gongsipingshidouzaizhuanzhuyuzhizuowangluodichengbendadianying，ouerhuirangtuqianqianqumianshiyixiabiedejuzu，laobanniangdaoshixiangtuituqianqian，danyouxinquewuli，tabakaigongsixiangdetaijiandanle。
gongsi“ziyuan”douzazaiyigerenshenshang，zheiyejiushituqianqianxianzaibeiheidelihaideyuanyin。
meizuopin，hu，hai“xiduo”。
tuqianqiandianzhetou，nazheshoujiyibiankanzhezheixierenmaziji，yibianshengwukeliandeshuo：“zhaolishuo，woyoujindatuikebaoyinggaishijiangaoxingdeshi，keshizhaotamenzheiyangmaxiaqu，woyanshenmedouhuibei***ba。”
songruichengzhetoudandandeshuo：“wangminjiyizhiyousanmiaozhong，genghekuangtamenxianzaidoumangzhechiguayihunshidihexiaohuadeshiqing，nibupei。”
tuqianqian：……。zhaxinlelaotie。
songruimolemotuqianqiandetou：“biehuixinsangqi，woxianzaizhiyouniyigenadechushoude，nengjidewokendingyouxianjinia，yaoxiangxinxiaohubiyeshiyouchuntiande。”
“zouba。”songruishuo：“zanshijiuxianbiezhuneilile，gangganglijinglishuo，xingchenyouzijidexiaoqu，nigenwoquneiliba。”
zhiyulili，renjiayaomangdeshiqingduolequle，zheidianershizairenjiayanli，weibishihuaishi，yigehuka，nengcengdaojiushizhuandao，quanshiredua……
zaitamenchumendezheiduanshijian，wangyoumenjiangtuqianqianbenrendelaodibalegeyiqingerchu。
——nimenkantazaoqiweibozhendehaohaoxiao，kangetongrenwenhainengbeinveku。
——guanzhudiannandaobushikejiangyucpma？hahahaha，neiliangbushiduijiama？xianshibandefenseniangzijunma？hahahaha。
——fenseniangzijunisrio！
——ganjuehaimanzhenshide，zaikantagangheliuqinghaihezuopaile《rumengling》，suiranshinvsanba，danshiyanchouzheyeyaoqilaile，meibiyaohefanwenhuaduizhelai。
——nengbuzhenshima？woyaoshichengminglecaibuhuinazijiwanleshijiniandehaozuodahaoyunying，tashitingshizaide。
——wuwuwu，loushangdezhenxiangle（daku）（daku）（daku）womentujiezhendejiushiyigetebietebiehaoderen，tayemeineidanzi。
——nizazhidaotameineidanzi？nipatachuangdixiatingdaode？fensizhendehaonc，zijizuochulaideshi，haizhuangshenmewugushengshixiaobailian。
——wogengxihuantatiaodezhuaqianwuhahahaha
——***，loushanghainaoni？ruixinmeile，tuqianqianchedishiyele。
sha，neiyetaicanleba，lurenmimidengdengdedianjinlehuati。
xingchenyule：〔wuzuixiao〕weilaiyiqizou〔woshou〕//@ruixinyule：〔xiaoku〕congciyihouyijiaren@xingchenyule
ranhouxingchenguanweiguanzhuletuqianqian。
这算哪门子失业？
qudiyanchapiaoyiyan，jiuzhidaoruixinbingbushiduzigongsi，ershiyouxingchenlaobanniang，yejiushilingwaiyiweitouziren，yexinkonggu，xingchenzhuzideyijiagongsi。
zheibujiushihebinglema？zuoshoudaoyoushoudeshi，qianhaishineigeqian。
wenhuarenhedafenqidoukuaiqisile，fandaoshilurenxiwenlejian，haiyoudejiushixingchenyuleyirenfensimendeyixiepinglun：
——yudibiaoshizhenhanwoquanjia，yihouwomenxingchenyuleyeshiyouxiaoshimeidehahahahaha，baohuwofangruanmengmeizi
——heshangmiaodenvrenbiaoshileiliumanmianbingqiehaiyoudianxiaojidong，baohuwofangruanmengxiaoshimei+1
【+2】
【+3】
【+10086】
………
——zheilianggongsijuele，xingchenshiheshangmiao，ruixinshiniguan，yigeshitufeiwo，yigeshinverguo，zheiliangshihubuni？haishilaiyangaoxiaoyijiarende？
——loushangdeyaoxiaosiwocaigouma？
xiaoshuo《quanyulequanderendouzaitafang，chulewo》di3zhangshidujieshu。