第1章
dihaojiudian，1049haofangjian。
咚咚！
“nihao，meituanwaimai！”
xuyanzhedefangmenqian，qinfanyishenwaimaifu，shouzhongtizheyigehuangsezhidai，kanzheshangpinbiaoqianshangdeduleisihuaixiao。
taershichutou，yimibadegetou，shenxingyuncheng，mianbulunkuolengjiaofenming，yinggaishigehanjiandeshuaige。
kexi，yizhangbeiyanzhongshaoshangdezuolian，jiangyiqiedouhuile。
“yidazao，jiedediyidanjingranshisongzheige！lianmendoumeiguanyan，zheishiyouduojia！”
房间里没有人回应。
chuyuhaoqi，qinfanqingqingtuikaifangmen。
turan，jigerenconglimianchongchulai，yirenwuzhutadezui，lingwaijirenbaanzaidishangdongdanbude。
“zhanghao，chenkai，nimentemeganshenme！”
qinfandama，kedaozuihouquebianchenghanhubuqingde‘wuwu’sheng。
zheijigedoushiyiqianweizaitashenbianliuxupaimadefushao。
“嘘！”
chuanlejianhuagezichenshan，haidaileerdingdezhanghao，yilianhuaixiaodechongtabihuachuyigejinshengdeshoushi。
ranhouyongyanshenshiyiyushidefangxiang。
qinfandingyanwangqu，yizhengmianmoshabolihoufang，mohuchuxianlianggerenying。
suirangezhemoshaboli，zhiyaobushishazijiuzhidaolimianderenzaizuoshenme。
‘huahua’deshuishengconglimianchuanchu，tingbujianliangrenshuoshenme。
youshizheibangjiahuogaodeezuoju，zhibuguozheicisihutaijingbaolexie。
xiongxingdebennengrangtayixiabeihuamianxiyin。
突然，水龙头被关。
limiandunshichuanchunvrendeshengyin。
“yegongzi，nidasuanshenmeshihouquwoa？”
“qinjiadoumeile，qinfanneigefeiwuyehuirongle，nishenmeshihoulikaitani？”
nanrendeshengyindaizheyiguyinmoudechengdeweidao。
dangqinfantingdaoneinvsheng，turanrutonghandonglayuebeiyipenlengshuidangtoujiaoxia，hanchegusui。
neilimiandenvren，zhengshitadeweihunqi，yunchengsidameinvhouxuanrenzhiyidesuwan。
takouzhongdeyegongzi，shiyunchengyejiadeshaoye，yetianqi。
qinfanshunjianmingbaiguolai，zheiyiqiedoushiyetianqideanpai。
suwan，shenmeshihougenyetianqigaozaiyiqide？tajingranyidiandoubuzhidao！
“kuaile，zhiyaowonongqingchu……womashanglikai！”
“ai，wozenmefangxinbazheimemeideweihunqifangzaineigefeiwuchoubaguaishenbianni？”
“yegongzifangxinla，renjiahuibaohuhaozijide！hehe，jiaowangsannian，wogenbenmeirangneigefeiwupengguowoyigenshouzhitou。”
sihudanxinqinfankanbuqing，yushituilamenbeidakaisanfenzhiyi。
qinfanzhenghaokeyikandaoyetianqijianzhuangdeshenti，haiyouneizhangjidudeyidexiaolian。
“你个王八蛋！”
qinfanzaixinzhongnuhou，yongjinquanlixiangyaozhengkaijirendekongzhi。
ketadanbodeshentigenbenbushijirendeduishou，shaoshangdezuolianbeisisianzaibingliangdedibanshang，chuanlai**ladetengtong。
dan，tayijingmeiyouganjue。
“suwan，yetianqi，gounannv，woyaoshalenimen，aaa！！！”
taotianquruyufennu，daozuihouzhinengbianchenghanhubuqingde‘wuwu’sheng。
qinfandeetouqingjinbaolu，xueguansihudouyaobeijudadefennuranbao，shuangquanjinjinzuanqi，zhijiadouqianjinlerouli，xianxueliutang。
为什么？
weishenmelaotianyaozheiyangduiwo，nibugonga！
qinfan，benshiyunchengdiyijiazuqinjiadedashaoye，beirenchengweiyunchengdiyigongzi，meiyouzhiyi。
erqie，qinfanziyoupinxuejianyou，xiangmaoyingjun，shisuoyounianqingrenfendoudebangyang，gengshisuoyounvshenganliandeduixiang。
dangchusuwanweilezhuita，buguxiuchi，bugubeirenfeiyi，meitiandengzaitajiamenkou，jitasongleyiniandemeiguihua。
qinfanbeitadechiqingdadong，tongyihetajiaowang。
keshi，yinianqianneigeyewan，jiangzheiyiqiedougaibianle。
qinjiamanmenshisankouzangshenhuochang，zhiyoutajiaoxingpalechulai，danquanshenduochushaoshang，zuolianbeihuirong。
judadedajirangtabiandezibaoziqi，yiyezhijian，tacongyunchengdiyigongzideweizidieluo，chengweisuoyourenkouzhongdefeiwu，choubaguai。
dangchuzhandeyouduogao，shuaidejiuyouduohen。
kenengshizheixierencengjingzaitamianqianluchuguozuiqianbeidexiaorong，suoyidangtaluonanyihouxiangyaobianbenjialidetaohaihuiqu。
zheigeshijie，meiqianmeishi，liangoushidouburu，zuiqima，goushimeirenganqucai。
huirongzhihou，taxianggansuwanzou，kesuwansihuobuyuanyi，hairangtaliuzaisujiazhaoguta。
neishiqinfangandongdereleiyingkuang，yiweizijizhaodaoletiandixiazuihaodenvren，shisuwanrangtazhongxinzhenzuoqilai。
zaisujiayangshangbannian，ganghuifudechabuduo，takaishidaishangzhaogongzuo，yinweihuirongmeirenyaota，tajiuqusongwaimai。
zhiweilerangsuwanguoshanghaorizi。
keyuanlaitazaojiutoutoubeipanleziji！
“suwan，wojiangnikandebiminghaizhong，niquezheiyangduiwo！”
“weishenme！zeilaotianniweiheyaozheiyangzhemowo！”
napasuwanzaitahuirongzhihoulikai，tayenengmomojieshou，keweihemingmingjiletaxiwang，queyouqinshouhuimie！
ruguobuai，qingbieshanghai！
erzheishi，zhanghaojirenturanjiangtasongkai，fachuyizhenjijinchaofengdehuaixiaosheng。
“hahaha，qinfan，guoyinbu？”
“啊！有人！”
yushilidesuwanjingjiaoyisheng，xianran，tabingbuzhidao。
dangtaguozhebaiseyujinchongchulai，kandaoshuangquanjinwo，liansezhengningdeqinfan，dunshihuarongshise。
“qin、qinfan……nizenmehuizaizhei！ni、nitingwojieshi……”
shuizhushunzhetaxuebaidebojingliudaojingzhidesuogu，suwanhenpiaoliang，youqishishencaijiweihuobao。
“你去死吧！”
qinfanshuangyanxuehong，xiangyitoushoushangdemenghu，yiquanchaoyetianqizaleguoqu。
砰！
yetianqiyijiaochuaizaitaduzishang，jiangtachuaifei。
houmianzhanghaohechenkaijirenyiyongershang，duizhetaquandajiaoti。
“made，ganduiyegongzidongshou，huonile！”
“yiweizijihaishicengjingdeyunchengdiyigongzia！pei，feiwu，choubaguai！”
yetianqipishangyupao，yibajiangsuwanlouzaihuaili，zaisuwandefushixiadianshangyigenxueqie，luchuyimowanweidexiaorong。
“yunchengdiyigongzi？cui！”
yikoutanluozaiqinfanlianpang。
“qinfan，yiqiannibushigaogaozaishang，congbuzhengyankanwoma？xianzainidenvrenzaiwohuaili，ninengzenmeyang？”
“哈哈哈……”
“mingtianwogensuwanjiuzaizheidihaojiudiandinghun，huanyingnilaicanjiawomendedinghunyan！”
benlaiyouxieshengqidesuwan，tingdaozheihuadunshikuangxi。
ranhou，yilianxianqidedingzheqinfan。
“qinfan，jiranbeinifaxianle，neijiufenshouba！”
“weishenme？weishenmeyaozheiyangduiwo？”qinfanhongzheyanjingsisidingzheta。