第3章 娶一个傻子都不娶我!

henhenexinleyibaguruyan,guningningshenqingqishuang。

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“laogong,nijiushixiangdetaiduole。”

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menhuranbeiqiaoxiangle,yongrendakaimen,renchulairen:“ninshi……guruyanxiaojie?”

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yongrenweinandao:“keshi,woyaozaizheilipeishaofuren。”

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guruyanlianseyileng,“haibukuaiqu!”

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tazhinengdishengduiguningningdao:“shaofuren,woququjiuhuilai,ninzaizheilidengwo,qianwanbuyaoluanpao。”

guningningyaozhetangwaitou,yebuzhidaotingdongleduoshao。

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“好疼啊!”

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“啊!”

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