第3章 有容乃大

干张致远的老婆!

yijuhua,jiurangchenpinganganggangpingjingdingxialaidexin,zaicizaodong!

nagenanrennengjujuezheizhongtiaojian?

杀父之仇夺妻之恨!

meigenanrendouyouyigeteshudepihao,neijiushishuichourendelaopo!

zhangzhiyuanjiranganjitadailvmaozi,neijiubieguaita,yiqirenzhidaohaizhiqirenzhishen!

jianchenpinganhuoqishangyong,liqingwanyibazhuazhetadeshoufangzaizijideqiaotunshang,shenzibutingdeniudong,yicuncundemocazhe,chenpinganjihujiuyaoshishou。

sanshirulang,sishiruhu,wushizuodixitu。

liqingwanshilangyibandenianji,zheiyaoshifazuoqilai,haibujiangchenpinganchideliangutouzhazidoubusheng?

“pingan,momo,wodourunle!ni……laima?”

liqingwanshuozhe,shoufangzaichenpingandeyaodaishang,huoredejiaoquguizaidishang,qidaidekanzhechenpingan。

chenpingancishiliansezhanghong,ganyazheshengyin。

“来……”

liqingwanmiandaixise,mengdibaozhuchenpingan,qiaotunzhongzhongluoxia!

“啊,好……大!”

……

四十分钟。

chenpinganpazaimanshixianghandeshentishang,liqingwanruxiangsheweitutanzaiyuandi,hongchunchuangebuting。

lianggerengongtongtiweilexiangruyimodeganjue,neishirenjianzuimeimiaodeziwei。

fengyoujunsuiranyehuizheihuoer,danjingchangnongdezijihenteng,erliqingwanzeburan,kouchilinghuo!

ercike,liqingwanshenshang,erchui!fengman!

bukuishixianzhangdelaopoa,jiushirun!

jifenzhonghou,liqingwanhuiguoshenlai,xiaoshoufumozhechenpingandexiongtang:“niganggangshibushibawodangzhangzhiyuanlaopole?”

chenpinganlvedaiganga,“duibuqi,wo…”

zaihoubanchengdeshihou,taqueshihuanxiangzheshenxiadeshizhangzhiyuanlaopo,neizhongganjuefenwaidechangkuai!

liqingwanbailechenpinganyiyan,kuxiaoshuodao:“wodoukuaibeininongsile,xianzaidou**lade…”

“pingan,nizheimenenggan,wodoubuxiangbanirangjibaijiele。”

“白洁?”

“zhangzhiyuandelaopo,shigelaoshi,biaomianwenwan,qishihensao,tamenjiuzhuzaiwolouxia,ouernengtingdaotabaoyuanzhangzhiyuanbuxing……zenmeyang,xiangbuxiangshishi?”liqingwanxiaozheshuodao。

chenpinganhuomaosanzhang,“xiang!”

yishidaozijidezhibai,likexiangliqingwanjieshi,“lingdaonifangxin,wojueduibuhuibanigongchuqude。”

“wodoushiniderenle,haipabeinigongchuquma?”

liqingwansixiaofeixiao,yonglidezhuazhechenpingan。

“zhangzhiyuanjiajiuzailouxia,nixiaquba。”

chenpinganyaran,“wozenmejiejinta?”

“wozaojiuguyinonghuaixiashuidaole,nijiushuozijishilaixiude。”

疏通下水道?

确实很接地气。

chenpingandiantou,xunsuchuanhaoyifu,zailiqingwanetoushangqinleyixia,“xiexie。”

liqingwanqingxiao,louzhechenpingandebozi,“kuaiquba,kebiebeineigenvrenzhaganle,wanshanghuilaiwokeshiyaojianchade。”

chenpingansongkaishou,yifenzhongbudaojiuzhanzaile307,zhangzhiyuanjiamenqian。

咚咚!

“shei?”limianchuanlaihaotingdenvsheng,tingderengutoudouyaosule。

“修下水道的。”

menbeidakai,yigechuanzhezhensijiajufu,daizheyinbianyanjingdenvrenchuxianzaichenpinganmianqian。

zhangfarupu,fubairuoxue,liangtuanxuebaizaijiajufuzhongdangyang,zouqilulaishangxiaqifu,bolanzhuangkuo!

daliangleyifanchenpingan,yanliduochuyimoqingshi,“jinlaiba,chuanxietao。”

chenpinganjinmen,chenzhechuanxietaodegongfudaliangzhebaijie。

shigeyanjingjiugesao,haiyouyigetebiesao。

zheibaijieyikanjiushige**wangshengdenvren,zouqilulaimitaotunyiniuyiniude,taizhegaoaodetoulu,shenzhilianchenpingandeliandoumeikan。

“gongzuofudou**,kendingbuzhuanye,kuaidianjianchayushi!,woyaoxizao,nongbuhaowotousuni!”

baijieshuangshoubaoxiong,yourendequxianbaoluwuyi。

chenpinganhuiguoshen,zoudaoxishoujianjianchashuiguan。

xishoujiandeshuiyijingmeilejiaohuai,kanlaihuaileyouyihuierle。

“jiaodianlaohua,huangexindejiuhaole,nixianbashuizhaguanyixia。”

baijiewendao:“shuizhazaina?”

“yibandouzaichufangxishouchixiamian。”

suibianzhaolegeliyou,baijielianmangquguanshuizha。

chenpinganmuguangkanxiangchufang,baijiezhengpazaidishangzhaoshuizhakaiguan,mitaotungaogaoqiaoqi,goulechuyidaowanmeidehuxian,yinyuehainengkandaoqundimirendefengguang,rangrenrenbuzhutanjiu。

“啊!”

zheishibaijieturanyishengjianjiao:“kuailaibangbangwo,wokazhule。”

chenpinganlianmangdiuxiashuiguanzouguoqu。

baijieguizaidishang,bangeshenzizuandaoshuichixiamian,yaotunbaoluzaiwai。

“kuaidianbangmanga,hannilaiganmade?!”

baijiecuicudao,butingdeniudongzheshentixiangyaochangshichulai,ketazheiyangdezhengzha,wanruobeishufudegaoyang,renrenzaige。

zhiyaochenpinganyuanyi,dakeyishangxiaqishou。

“douguainizheigefeiwu,yidiandoubuzhuanye!”

“haibawojianongchengzheiyang!”

“jiuyinggairangnipeiqian!”

chenpinganganguoqu,kanzheneijugaolinxiadebaijie,xinzhongshengqiyigunuhuo。

zaijiashanggouren**demitaotun,chenpinganbuyouhuoqishangyong!

“nihailengzheganma!kanshenmekan!”

“xiangxiadejiangutou,xinbuxinworangrenbaniyanjingwale!”

贱骨头贱骨头!

baijiedemeiyigezidouchaochenpinganxindiciqu,shipinlifengyoujunneishazhubandejiaohansihuyouzaierpanxiangqi。

xinchoujiuhenchongshangxintou,chenpinganmuziyulie!

fenranqishen,yibazhuazhulebaijiedebaoman,rutongelang!

“jiangutoushiba?jintianlaozijiurangnikankan,nishizenmebeiwozheigejiangutougande!”

“**,wotamarusini!”

“a!nizheigejiangutou,yaoduiwozuoshenme!!”

baijieshishengjianjiao,fangfoshoudaolejidadewuru。

tajingranbeizijizuikanbuqidexiangxiarenjimole,jianzhijiushiqichidaru!

“kuaifangkaiwo,wolaogongshixianzhang,niganpengwo,worangnisidoubuzhidaozenmeside!”

撕拉!

chenpinganyibasikaineizhensishuiyi,dunshihongsexiongyibaoguodebaomanbaoluwuyi,jiangneishuodadebaomanchentuodegengjiaxuebai!

“xianzhangyounengzenmeyang?laozinengshuixianzhangdelaopo,siyezhile!”

chenpingannuhou,jiangrenshejinxingdaodi。

yibajiangbaijiefanzhuananzaijingziqian,dashouniezhetadebaoman,cubaoyouxiongmeng!

jianchenpinganlaizhende,baijiechedihuangle,lianmangdahan,“shuaige,shuaigewocuole,qiunifangguowoba!”

“wojiqian,niyaoduoshaowodouji,womenjiayouqian,qiunibie**wo!”

啪!

chenpinganyibazhangshanzaitadeqiaotunzhishang,liangyantonghong,“made,zuihennimenzheibangtanguan!”

baijiejidejiaoquluanzhan,jiaonendeshenzigengshibuzhumoca。

kedangtaganshoudaogujiandepengbozhihou,shenziyizhan。

这…

zheishixiaodianyingzhongdefeizhourenma?

怎么会这么宏伟!

yaoshinengbeizheijiahuozhuazhetoufaconghoumianhenhendiruyici,gaishihedengdeziweia……

xiangzhe,baijiejiubuyouzizhudejiajinleshuangtui。

chenpinganbeimodehuomaosanzhang,yibaanzhubaijiedejiaotun,dashouchaoqunneitanqu!

“都润了,真骚!”

chenpingantuozhemitaotun,henhenrounie,youdanyoujinzhi!

“啊!!”

baijieyishenggaohan,gouhunshepo。

tapinmingdexiangyaoduoshan,quebeichenpingansisiqianzhi。

好…大…好…热……

入!

狠狠地入!

chenpingannaqishouji,duizhunjingzizhongyiluanqingmidebaijie,“lai**,kankanzijishizenme**de!”

嗡!

baijietoupifajin,xiangyaowulian,quebeichenpingankouzheshuangshou,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhezijiluchuchenzuiertongkudebiaoqing。

好猛,好厉害!

zheishi,chenpingandeshoujiquexiangleqilai。

laidianren:naida(xuyourong)。

“chenpingan,**sile,jinifaxinxiweishenmebuhui!”