第一章

songtingligaozhongchenglezhuangyuan,baoxiderenlianliangongshouxiangwodiedaoxi。

wodieyegaoxing,youxieyongzhongdeshenquxiaoqilaizhangebuting。

wojiashihuangshang,fukediguo,danshinonggongshang,shangrendediweizongshizuidixiade,suoyiwodiezheibeizizuidademengxiangjiushixiangrangwozuoguanfuren,napashigezhimaxiaoguandefuren,yesuanshigaihuanlementing。

naihewoshengxingwonang,wanshisuiyuan,wodiejuedewokenengganbuchengbangxiazhuoxudedashi,biancongyizhongqiongjuzilitiaolegezuihaokande。

对,就是最好看的。

我是个看脸的人。

「guniang!guniangnikuaikan,songgongziqizhegaotoudamayoujieni!」yahuantaolijidongdezhuaizhewodexiuziyaohuang,zhizheqimadeneijunqiaogongzihezuolinyoushexianbai,「neishiwomenweilaiguye!」

woyejiangshixiantouxiangtaolishouzhidefangxiang,songtingliyixihongpao,yingdechunhongchibai,danmianrongqinglengwubo,duandeyifangqingsongjunzizuopai。

youjiedaolezuirenaodedidai,shoupaxiangnangfenfenconggedajiuloudedingcengpaolexialai,zalezhuangyuanlangyishen。

wohetaoliyanmeizairenqunli,kanzhezheiyimubuzhikefou:「taoli,huijiale。」

taoliliansebuhao:「guniang!nibieshengqi,guyedougaozhongle,nimendehunshiyegaitishangrichengle。」

wochenguaidekanleyiyan,zheishayatou,haizhendangsongtinglixihuanwoni?

songtinglibuxihuanwozheishiwozaojiuzhidao,yinweidiediewushucixiangtatiqixiandingqindeshi,doubeitajujuele。

wozuikaishiyexiangbutong,danwoneitianqusongtinglijia,jiandaoletazhenghelinjujiadenvhaishuohua,xiaorongqingqianwenrou,henpingchang,danwocongmeijianguo。

zidaneitianqi,wojiuzhidaosongtinglixinliyouren,shitadexiaoqingmei。

neinvhaiwoyeanzhongguanchaguojici,mingmei、poshi,jiandaosongtinglideshihoumeiyanwanqi,jiaoqiaokeren,erwozeshihetaxiangfandejiduan,anjing,huashao,shenzhihaiwonang?

kenengshi,fanzhengdiezongshizheimeshuowo。

woxingzhiquequedehuilejia,taolibutingdezaiwoerbianjijizhazha:「guniang,nixibuxihuansonggongziya,wowennihaoduoci,nidoubukenshuo。」

woyoudianfanzao:「buxihuan,dengtayouwanjiehuilaiwojiuhetatuihun。」

xibuxihuanyoushenmeyong,debudaojiusuanle,yidianxiaokunnanjiunengjiangwojidao,zheishiwoduizijiqingxiderenzhi。

zhuangyuanyoujiebukuai,yeshuobushangman,zaiwoyikouqixiuwanyigejiandandexiangnanghousongtinglijiuhuilaile。

taolizheiyatouxiaodongzuoduodehen,congsongtinglimaijinjiamenneiyikejiaobujiumeitingguo。

「guniang,songgongzihuilaile。」

「guniang,songgongziqulelaoyeshufang。」

「guniang,songgongzihuitazijiyuanzili。」

genmaqueyiyang,chaodewotouteng。

wofangxiashoulidexiuhuo,anleanfazhangdetaiyangxue:「taoli,jiangsonggongziqingdaohuayuanli,woyouhuahetashuo。」