第一章 做梦都能穿越

teng!zhen**teng!quanshenshangxiaxiangbeichailesideteng!

zhouhanyanshuijuedeshihouzuolegemeng,tagumozhe,riyousuosi,suoyicaihuiyeyousuomeng!

baitiandeshihou,mamalaotaotaershiliuqisuiderenle,gaizhaogehaonanrenjiachuqu。zhouhanyanhanhanhuhudeyingxia,yizhengtianshayemeigan,guangguzhexiangnanrenle。

zheibu,baitianxiangleyitian,wanshangjiumengdaonanrenleba?mengdaonanrenhaishixiaoshierni,tajingranmengdaozijigennanren**dexx。

huashuo,zheigenanrenzhenjiaoyigeyongmeng。tazaimengzhongpolezhouhanyandechuzishen,tongdezhouhanyanxiangma“niang”。nanrenshuangshouhenhendizhuanongzhetaxiongqianderouruan,shenxiagengshihenhendichuodongzhe。zhouhanyanzhijuedezijixiamianmouchu**laditeng,xiangshibeirenyingshengshengdesiliekailaiyiyang。

takanyanqingxiaoshuodeshihoukandaoguo,shangmianshuonvrendiyicixxdoushizheiyang,**ladetong,xiangbeisilieleyiyangdetong。keshitaxiangshuo,tazheishizaizuomenga!zuomengyoubiyaozheimezhenshima?youbiyaozheimetongdetahunshendoufadouma?

xinzhonganansikaodeshihou,shenshangdenanrengengjiamengliedichongciqilai。ertayilvdongqilai,zhouhanyandexiamianjiuchegushixinbandetengtongnanren。

zhouhanyannalichengshouguozheiyangdetongchu,huodezhengdayanjing,tonghuchusheng,“a——”

hanchukoudehua,quezhiyoubangeyinfujiujiaranerzhi。zhouhanyandeyanjingherandengda,hendahenda。

zhijianruyansuojiandaode,shiyigenanren,yigeguangliuliudichuizhetoudenanren。kanbuqingnanrendewuguanzhangshenmeyangzi,weiduneizhangjinbengzhedelianpangcikehongtongtongdexiangshiyaoranshaoqilaileside。tasihumeitingjianzhouhanyandetonghusheng,zhengzhuanxinzhizhidemaitouku“gan”。

tadehuxihenjicu,bojingchuxinggandehoujiezhengzhibuzhudegundongzhe。tadexiongtanghenkuan,xiaofuhenpingtan,shuangbeihenjianshuo......

danshi,zheixiedoubushizhongdian。zhongdianshi,zheigenanrentoufahenzhang,zhangdelipu。zheirangyuanbenduanfaliluodezhouhanyanyanjiaoweichou!

gengrangtadiediaoxiabade,shisizhoudesuochuhuanjing。diaohuamuchuang,hualongxifengdechuangman,shanghaohongmudeyiju......yiqiedeyiqiedouneimegudian!

e,zheishishenmeqingkuang?nandaoshipingshikanchuanyuexiaoshuokanduole,zuomengdouzaichuanyue?

zhouhanyanjiannandetuntunkoushui,anweizijiyiqiedouzhishiyichangmeng,bishangyanjingzaishuiyihuierjiuxingle,xinglezheiyiqiejiuhuixiaoshile。

zhangfananzihuixiaoshibujian,guseguxiangdehuanjingyehuixiaoshibujian!

ngng,douhuixiaoshibujiande!

jinbishuangyan,zhouhanyankaishimomoqidaoyanmengkuaikuaijieshu,zijizaozaoqingxing。

shenshangdenanrenhuxigengjicule,meichuanxiyikouqi,zhouhanyandounengganjuedaotahuxichulaidezhireqixi。tashuangshougengjiasisidihuluanzhuaniezhezhouhanyanxiongqianderouruan,xiangshiyaojiangneiliangtuanrouruanzhuasuiside。

yucitongshi,tadeshentiyegengjiayongmengdelvdongqilai。meiyicilvdongdouzhidazuishenchu,zhongzhongde,henhende,xiangshiyaojiangzhouhanyandeshentizhuanglingsuilecaikenbaxiuside。

kexiangerzhi,zheiyangdezhuangjichongcixiasuodailaidetongchuduomedejiuxin。

zhouhanyanfennaodedengdashuangyan,tongshengzemaqilai:“nigeshaqiandaodesicha,nixiangtengsilaonianga?”

**!tarongyima?zuogeyanmengdouzheimezaozui,ouxue!

zheiyishengfennudehuhanshenghou,maizaizhouhanyanshenshangmailigengyundezhangfananzizhongyutaiqiletaneigaoguidetou。

wakao!zhouhanyankandaonanzidemianmaoshi,xinxiaananjingtanlesheng。zheinanrenzhangdejunlangqingming,yingmeijianmu,gaobibochun,daoshiyigenandeyijiandemeinanzini!

xiangshuo,genzheiyangyigemeinanzizaimengzhongxx,jiusuantengledianerqishiyezhidele。fanzhengyejiushiyigemengma!

zheiyangxiang,zhouhanyanbianyaoleyaoya,juedingjianchixiaqu,rangzheigeyanmengyoushiyouzhongdezuodaoziranxingweizhi。

tamuguangtanlandidingzhemianqiandemeinanzi,danjianmeinanziliansechaohong,queyinmaidehairen。zhouhanyanmuguangzhuorendedingzhetashi,tayefenhenwubidehuikanzhezhouhanyan。

lianggeren,sizhiyanjing,nikanzhewo,wokanzheni,doubaochizheyidongbudongdezishi!

tuwude,meinanzichunpanyitiao,xiaolekailai。

“hehehe!”neixiao,zheshiyinsenkongbu。

zhouhanyanhunshenjuliededalegejiling,zhijuedezheimeinanzixianggemoguiside,guaiherende!

“ni,nixiaoshenme?”zhouhanyanjiebalexia,diqibuzudexunwenchusheng。

meinanzimeihuidata,queshiyangqishou,zhaozhetadexiaolianerhenhendiguaileyibazhang。

“pa!”leimingbandeyibazhang,hunhezhemeinanzilinglidezhoumasheng,“jianbi!”

zhouhanyanbeizheituruqilaideyibazhangdadeqihunbasu,yanmaojinxinger。

ca!zheimeinanzideshoujingertedafale,yibazhangxianxiejiangtapaiyunguoqu。

kouzhongmanyanchuxingxiandeweidao,lingzhouhanyanxiayishiderenqinglezijicikedechujing——ta,bushizaizuomeng,ershizhendechuanyuele!

buzhishichuanyuele,haizhijiejiangchuanyuedinglvzhongzuigouxuedeqiaoduanshangyanle。neijiushi——chuanyuedaochuangshang,beinanrenposhenle!

aoao!haikeyizaigouxueyidianma?tashangbeiziyemeizuoguoshenmequedeshier,ganmayaozheiyangduidaitaa?

zhouhanyanyishijianyouxiemeng,beimeinanzidadefameng,beichuanyuegaodefameng,beixianzaidezhuangkuangbidefameng。

tadenaozili,yishunjianyijingshanguoleyibaigewenhao。taweishenmehuichuanyue?zheilishishenmedifang?shuyunagewangchao?yanqiandemeinanzishishei?zijiyousuanshishei?

raner,naozilizheixiewentihaimeixunzhaodaodaan,shenshangdemeinanziyoukaishifenlilvdongqilaile。zheici,tagengjiacubao,gengjiaxiongmeng,xiangshiyaonongsizhouhanyancaiganxinside!

tayibiancanbaodelvdongzheyaoshen,yibianfennudezhouma:“nigejianbi,danganshejiqibenwanglaile。**dezasui,nijiuzheimexiangpashangbenwangdechuangma?”

zhouhanyanganshoudaoxinyilundecuicanhou,zhijuedehunshentongbuyusheng。tayibianshenshoutuisangmeinanzi,yibiantonghudao:“nigeshenjingbing,nicai**,niquanjiadou**!nigunkai!”

xiangyaotuikaimeinanzi,gangshenshouchupengdaoduifangdeshoubei,jiubeiyibazuanzhu,shengshengdeniutuojiule。

jiuting“gezhi”liangsheng,zhouhanyanshuangshougenneizhaocaidexiaomaosidedalaxiaqu,tongdetahunshenzhimaohan,shuohuadeliqidoumeile。

neimeinanzichaofengdemiaolezhouhanyanyiyan,henkuaizhuanyishixian,wangxiangbiechu。ranhou,tazhuaqiyigehongdudou,yinggaishizhouhanyanzheigeshentiqianzhurende!

“wei,ni......”zhouhanyanxiangyaokaikoushuohua,quezaiyikaikoudeshunjian,beimeinanziyongdudouyanzhulekou。

zhici,zhouhanyanshuangshoutuojiubeipotanzaishentiliangce,kouzhongsaizhedudouwufayanyu,zhongyusuanshianjinglexialai,yelaoshilexialai。

meinanzihenglesheng,tiliqianghandeyoukaishilexinyilundezheteng。“shejibenwang,xiangpashangbenwangdechuang?henhao,benwangjiukannizheijianbiyoumeiyoumingxiaoshouzheifenenze!”