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“buyongshuole，jintianwobuzaidianli，niyidingyouxinkudilianxileyizhengtianba。zhongyu，zhongyu！yanyunge，nizuodaole！”quyingshuijidongdibiaoqilefangyan，xiaozuixiangzhijiguanqiangsidebababadichaochengyanyunfashezhegezhongyimeizhici。
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“a？”chengyanyunmeiliaodaoshiqingjuranshizheigezouxiang，quyingshuijuranyidingdiandoumeiyouhuaiyizijizaianzhonggaogui，zhiyiweizheishitafafenkuliancaidedaodechengxiao。wangzheyanqiannvhaixiaodemeiyanwanwandehuanximoyang，tazuichunrudongjixia，quehaishishenmedoumeishuo，momojieshouletajizijinaobudeqinfenrenshe。
congcongbalalejikoumiantiao，chengyanyunjiubeiquyingshuitiliujinlechufang。
sanjiaojiayijingjiahao，daguangbanyelileqilai，quyingshuimoquancazhangdiyaoganyifandashi，erzhanzaianbanqianshijingerroumiandechengyanyunqueyiliandeshengwukelian，pingrilizongshihanxiaodetaohuayancikezaoyiandanwuguang，rutongsiyudeyanjingyibanlewushengqi。
“yanyunge，zhuyibiaoqingguanli。”
tazhihaobiaoqingjiangyingdibazuijiaocheleqilai，luchuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong。
他恨！
henzijimingmingchilewanfanquehaixiangchiyexiao，chixiaoyehaibugouhaixianghepijiu。xianzaihaole，beiquyingshuidangchangzhuabaobushuo，haidedabanyebushuijuekuhahadipeihetademianguanzhenxingdaye。
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miantuanrouhaole，yongshibumengshang，fangzaiyipangxingzhe。
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“yanyunge，zhuyiyitaiguanli！”
chengyanyunpieletayiyan，mantuntundibayaozhileqilai，quyingshuizheicaimanyididiandiantou，bilegeokdeshoushi。
miantuanyouroulejibian，shangshouyimo，yun、ruan、guang，keyikaishixuemianle。datongdaoxuemian，roumianyeshiyidaogongfu，ruguomianroudebudaowei，neimexuemianshijiuhenrongyizhandaoduantiao。
chengyanyunyishoutuoqimiantuan，lingyishounaqitezhidehuxingxuedao，shouwanyifan，subaidexizhangmiantiaobianyigenjieyigendichaogunshuilifeiqu。yidaoganyidao，daodaosiliuxing，yipianjieyipian，pianpiansiliuye。zaikanguozhong，miantiaofanfei，siyinyuxishui，shashihaokan。
dingzheshoujipingmu，quyingshuirenbuzhuzaixinliananjiaohao。zheicaishiyanyungedezhenshishuiping，youzheishoujunqiaodexuemiangongfu，zaijiashangtadedalituiguang，jiayishiri，bafangmianguanyidingnengzhongxinhuanfashengji。
chengyanyunmianshangchenwenbuxian，kexinliquezheshijiaolv。
tadaobuxiangquyingshuineiyangmangmuzixin，yiweizhiyaoyouzheiwanhaomianbiannengrangmianguanzhongxianhuihuang。
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yuanbentashidasuanchenzhelaodiebuzai，anzuoshoujiaobamianguanzhengkua。suiranbunengdalaladizailaodiemianqianweizhuangshouyibujia，keruguozaitashoulimianguanjingyingmeikuangyuxia，neilaodiechizaohuiyishidaotayagenbushihejichengmianguan，jiubuhuiqiangpotajixuliuzaidianli，meizhunerhainengjiucisilejianchijingyingmianguandexinsi。
kerujinquyingshuideduanshipinyaoshizhennengxiyinlaiyixieguke，beilaotouzikandaomianguanshengyishangjiadejiaxiang，neitaqibugengshituoshenwuwang？
十五、网上逛窑子
shencaigaodadenanrentoudaibaisechushimao，shenshangzhaozheyijiankuandadebaisezhenzhiweiyi，suiyidilizaijingtouzhongyang。tazuijiaoweigou，luchudemeiyanfangfomoran，tiaomeikanxiangjingtouneiyiyan，siyouliuguangshanguo，touguopingmuzhijiquyingshuidexinzang。