第1章
红尘酒吧。
“lishao，dayingrenjiadeshi，yidingyaozuodaoe。”
chuanzheqingliangxinggandemeilinvren，jiaoxiaozhezuozailekazuoshangneinanrendetuishang，shuangshoujinjinlouzhunanrendebozi，dongzuoqinni。
nanrenmanyidikanzhenvrenrehuodeshencai，yijiyanqiandapiande**jifu，shenchushouzaitayaoshangliulianzhe，“baobei，fangxinba，ququyizongjiandeweizhi，haibushiwoyijuhuadeshi？
“zhendema？wojiuzhidaonizuihaole！”
nvrenyishijidong，pangruowurendibanzhengnanrendelian，wenleshangqu。
kazuobuyuanchu，linfengdaizhidilizaiyuandi，jiujiubunengyanyu。
zaikandaoneigelishao，dashoukaishibulaoshidiwangnvrenshenshangliulian，liangrenzhijianbuduanchuanchuaimeidechuanxishi，tazhongyuhuiguoshen，jidongdichongleguoqu。
“wangmeihan！**dezaiganshenme！”
jingleibandenuhou，zhenshezhulejinjinxiangyongdeliangren，tamentaitouyikan，jianshilinfeng，fenfenluchubuxiezhise。
“shinialinfeng，yanxiama，zheidoumeikanchulai，wozaigenninvpengyouqinrea！”
“hehe，nixiaozidaoshiyanfubuqian，youzheimepiaoliangdenvpengyou。kexia，nixiaozibudongxiangshou，yinianduojingranhaimeigentashangchuang，daoshibianyilewo。laozixianzaixinqingbucuo，zhunbeiraoniyiming，gunba。”
“**！nimenzenmegan！”
linfengetoushangqingjinbengqi，yanliliuluchulehenyi，mengdichongshangqianhenhenyiquanzaleshangqu！
砰——
shenzheheiyidebaobiaocongliangpangchuxian，yijiaobatachuaidao，lingyirenzhuazhetadeduanfa，yixiayouyixiadibatawangdishangza。
“aiya，lishao，wohaopa。”
wangmeihanjiaoshengxianqidao，duojinlihuahuaizhong，rouruowuguditiezheta。
linfengmanlianshixue，tongkuerfennudikanzhetamen。
xianglianyinian，linfengzirenduiwangmeihanyongqingzhishenweiqifuchuzijideyiqie，shenzhibazijiqinshouyanfadexiangmujitakan。
yuanyiweizheishitamendekaishi，zhiyaoxiangmuchenggongyanfa，tajiuyouqianmaifang，gentajiehun。
ke，xiangmujingranbeirenpiaoqiele，taxinxinkukunulilejigeyuedechengguoyishunjianfuzhidongliu，taxiangyaozhaowangmeihanwenqingchuzheijianshi，meixiangdaojingrankandaoletagenzhedongxingjituanshaodongjialouzaiyiqideyangzi。
dongxingjituan，zhengshipiaoqietaxiangmudegongsi！
chaneijian，linfengyiqiedoumingbaile，xirinvyou，jingchengleshangtazhishendeyibadao！
“linfeng，jiupingnikoudailineijigegangbeng，haixiangrangwangmeihangennijiehun？yebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi？nijiushidishangdeyitangoushi，cainiyijiaowodouxianzang。。”
lihualouzhelinfengdenvpengyou，deyiyangyangdizouguolai，dunzaidishangjugaolinxiadikanzhelinfeng，fengcidao。
呸——
linfenggancuitulekoutanzailihualianshang，lianseyinsendidengzheta，“chunhuo，shaozaineiliyangyangdeyi，wojueduibuhuishanbaganxiu！
“haisiyazizuiying，jiwoda！”
lihuaqideyijiaochuaileshangqu，bupianbuyidichuaidaolelinfengdexiaba，tafachutongkudewuyan，zuijiaoyichuxianxue，lianyachidoukaishisongdong。
“shenmedongxi，yeganweixielaozi？qiongsuanhuiqidelaji，zhenshidandabaotian。kanlaozizenmeshoushini，jiwohenhendida！liuyikouqijiuxing。”
taehenhendicalecalian，youbujieqidichuailelinfengliangjiao。
wangmeihankanzhezheiyimu，meimouzhongyehaowubodong，“linfanbieguaiwowuqing，jiunizheizhongqionggui，yepeigenwozaiyiqi？jibaikuaiqiandebao，yekuinisongdechushou！gennizaiyiqi，woqibushiyaogenniyiqiguokurizi？linfeng，nitaikandeqizijile，jiunineidianershouru，yangzijidounan。”
kanzhenvyouxianedemuguang，linfengxinrudaojiao，tiangoutiangou，tiandaozuihouguoranyiwusuoyou。
tacaigongzuomeiduojiu，meiyuedeshenghuofei，chulebiyaokaixiao，jihudouhuajilewangmeihanshenshang。
shenzhi，zhoumoyoushijianhaiyaoqu**zhuanqianweichijiwangmeihandehuaxiao，weihe……laotianrucibugong？
jielianbuduandequandajiaoti，rangtadeqixizhujianweiruo。
cishidelinfeng，naohaizhongturanchuanchuyidaoguiyideshengyin。
di——gongxisuzhuchenggongbangdingtiangoujiushuxitong！jianglixinshoudalibaoyifen！
zidongkaiqixinshoudalibao！
di！gongxisuzhuhuodechushitiangoujiushujinyiqianyi，yichenggongbangdingshouji！
宿主：林凤
舔狗救赎金：一千亿
个人龙币：八十六元
特殊技能：无
自身强化：无
“tishisuzhu，jiushujinbushuyusuzhugerencaifu，zhinenghuazainvrenshenshang，dangmubiaoxindongzhiduisuzhudadao100，jiangchufajiushuxiaoguo，suzhujianghuodeduiqisuofuchujinebaifenzhishidegerencaifufanxian，bingqiehuodeyicixitongchoujiang”
“什么？系统？！”
“jinghaiyaowozuotian.....”
linfengnannanziyu，suihouchedishiquleyishi。
“made，feiyaodanwulaozixingzhi。batarengchuqu，zishengzimieba。”
lihuapeileyisheng，mamalieliedixiadamingling。
linfengxinglai，faxianzijijingranzaijiubawaideyitiaohunandexiangzili。
kanzhezijihunshendelangbeiyang，tahenhenwojinquantou，yanzhongyongchunongnongdenuhuo。
tanulihuixiangqizijihunmiqianfashengdeshi，meitouyizhou，suihousiyousuogan，molemokoudaijingmodaoleyizhangdaijinbiandeheika。
“bushihuanjue？shenmejiushujin？yiqianyi！！”
huixiangqixitongsuoshuodehua，linfengjidongdaohunshenzhibuzhudezhandou，zainulishenhuxidekongzhixiacaizhujianpingjingxialai，suizheluchuyisixionghendeshenqing。
“md！jiusuanzuotiangou，woyeyaozuotiangouzhiwang，woyaorangsuoyouwotianguodenvrendouxiangwofushouchengchen！”
tanuhouyisheng，suihoulengzhelianlikai，yilushangpengdaoderendouzaiduitazhizhidiandian。
yuanyinwuta，taxianzaidexingxiangshizaitailangbeile。
“nikanneigeren，haoxiangqigaia。”
“shuobudingjiushi，chuandeneimepolan，juranhaiganwangjinrongjiezou。”
linfengyileng，caifaxianzijibuzhibujuejian，jingranlaidaolemodouzuifanhuadeshangyejie。
gangcaibeidadeyifudoulanleyouquanshenshinide，queshiyuzheiligegeburu。
“三千？这么贵。”
turan，buyuanchuyougeshuxiderenyingweizheyichudianpujinghuchusheng，linfengyihuodikanleguoqu，jianneiliyoushangjiazaigaocuxiaohuodong，wangrishangwandedapaihufupinzaigaocuxiao，queyijiuyaomaidaoshangqian。
taxianglexiang，likezouleguoqu。
“xiaoguniang，zheipingjinghuashuipingshizuidiyaowuqian！jintiangaohuodong，sanqianshizuidijia。”
“nixihuan？wojinimaiba。”
yejiaxincuoeniutou，duishangleyizhangwubishuxiqielangbeidelian，dunshizhouqimeitoumanlianxianqi。
“zenmeshinialinfeng，buquzhuinidenvshen，paowozheierzhuangshenmebi？sanqian，gounidayigeyuegongle。”
［di！kegonglveduixiang+1！
姓名：叶家欣
颜值估分：88
chushixindongzhi：-80］
tingdaoxitongtishiyin，linfengzhongyuchedianxin。
zhishimeixiangdao，zheiyejiaxinjingranqiaotazheimebushunyan。
buguocinvkeyesuandeshangzhiqiandaxueyoumingdemeiren，shenbiantiangouwushu，quemeiyigenengbaodemeirengui，zhiyintaxianglaiyangaoyuding。
qiahaozheinvrengenwangmeihanrenshi，zhipayeshiyiluhuose。
“wozhishuoyici，niyaobuyao？”
“我要，你买啊！”
dianjiayizhenbiyi，zhouweiderenyechongzhelinfengbuduanjifeng。
“xianzaidenianqingren，weilezhuinvhaizihaizhenshiwusuobuyongqiji。”
“douqiongchengzheiyangle，haiyaozhuangbipaoniu。”
linfengcaibuzaihubierendexianhua，nadaoheijinkashi，xitongjiutishizidongbangdingleshouji，suoyitakeyigancuililuodisaoma。
付款成功！
maijiaxiaorongmanmiandibahufupinbaozhuanghao，yibadijileyejiaxin，“nahaoaxiaoguniang。”
yejiaxinlengleyixia，erhoukanleyiyanlinfeng。
zheixiaozi，buhuishixiangnaneidianjiadilaipaowoba？