“dedede”dematishengbanzhemachechegulunianyadimiansuishideshengyin，yankanzhemachecongyuanchushilai，chetouguazhededenglongsanfazheweiruodezhuguang。shuoshihua，woyetingjinzhangde。bijingdajiaguidajia，wohaimeiqiangguojie。
“laoda，womenshangbushang？”yedaqiangjinzhangdeshoudouzaidadou，tasisidizhuaizhuwodeyixiu。
“zhuaizhuaizhuai，zhuainimeia，laoniangyaobeinizhuaiduanxiule！”wopaileyixiatadenaodai，dishengmadao。
“nei……womendaodishangbushanga？”tadebiaoqingjiweiquyoudaizhetante，xiandehenshihuaji。
“上！为……”
woneihoubanju‘weishenmebushang’haimeilaidejishuo，wodejiaofeidaduizhizuinianzhangdeliushiersuianlaobohexiaotayisuidelaolitouyijiliushisuidelaodengtoujiulvxiankaichuyitiao“xuelu”chong……chongchuqule……
“nima……”woyanmianergui。
zheixieagongaboshilaigaoxiaodema？womenshenzhidouhaimeikanqingchuduifangjigeren，tamenjiupobujidaichuqusongrentoule？！
“laoda……”yedaqiangxingxingdikanzhewo，wozhongyumingbaiyedaqiangweishenmehuisongle。
shiwodanglaodadepiaole，haishiniyedaqiangdeyanguanggaole？ng……yexuyanguanggaodian，mingyehuizhangdianba……
“xiache，womendajie！”laodengtoudaitouzouzaiqianmian，taitoutingxiong，lianbuhongqibuchuan……
“zouzouzou，womenchuqu！”shizaishikanbuxiaqule，wozheigelaodazongbunengdiuxiazheisange‘laodi’buguan。
woyilukuobuzoudaomachegenqian，shenhougenleliugexiaodi，juedezijichuchangzidaibgm，xiangjilehaolaiwudaka。
“keke。”**keliangsheng，“chefuni？”jiezhezhudengwocaifaxianchefumeile。
“paoleya。”anlaobobujinbumandishuodao。
“pao……paole？”wotigaoyinliang，“rangnimendagejie，buhuitingzhilingjiusuanle，hairangrenjipaole？wanyineirenxianzaipaoqubaoguanzenmeban？nimenbushixiangchiroushixiangchibanziba！”wofenfendao。
qisiwole，zheilingrenzhixidecaozuo……
“fangxin，jiusuanxianzaiyourenqubaoguan，yamenneibangchihuangliangdeyeshizaiyangbiao，buhuichudongrenlide。”
“zheiyanga，haha！kanlaihuangdiyangfantonghaishiyoudianyongchude！ai，xiexiekepua！”
woxichuwangwai，zheimacheyebuda，jiusuanchaozaidingtianleyezhinengzhuangneimesigerenzuoyou，woyigerenjiunengxiufanquanchang。
budui……gangcaishisheizaishuohua？womenduiwulihaoxiangmeiyouzheimehaotingdesangyinlaizhe。
“kepushishei？zaixiabujiaokepu。”
machedemenlianbeilakai，limianyigewanzhefaguandebaiyishaoniantanchubangeshenzi，shuobazhangtuiqingqingyikuabianyuexialemache。
“shengyintinghaoting，geziyetinggao，jiukanbuqingzhangshenmeyangzi……”woxiaoshenggunongleyiju。
bianshangdelaodengtoutingdaolewodexiaoshengdigu，jibushangqian，tiqimacheqiandedenglonggaogaojuqijiuwangnanzilianshangzhao……
“laoda，zheiyangkanqingchulema？”laodengtouhaoburenzhendiwenwo。
我：“……”
wo……zheisalaotouyaoshigedianshijulidesihaojihuileba？zheinongnongdezhongerfengjiujingshiweinaban？
suiranduilaodengtoubiaoshihenwuyu，buguowoqueyezhendekanqinglezheigenanzidelian。
wowenhuashuipingbushihengao，danshiyoujuhuashizheimeshuode——fengdupianpianmeishaonian，jiaoruyushulinfengqian。shuodewuyijiushitale。
zhangdezhenhaokan，mianruguanyu，qingxiuyoubushiyingjun，jianmeitaohuayan，bochungaobiliang。zaikankantazheiyishendaban，chuandekeshijinduanchouyi。shenshangdaizheyibanrenbugaiyoudeqizhiyuqichang，cinanzidingshifeifujigui。
“zheimepiaoliangdeounijianga……”wozashe，juranbeiwopengdaolegemeinanzi。
“e……eshenmejiang？”nanziweiweimiqishuangyan，queyijiushimianwubiaoqing。
“meishi，zheibuzhongyao。”wobaibaishou。
zheixiedoubushizhongdian，zhongdianshiwomenyijingzaizheilidunleliangtianle，wogenwodelaodixiaodimenbunengzaiezhele。guannishigemeinanziyehao，choubaguaiyeba，wodemudejiushiqian。
“womenshilaidajiede，bamaodiediejiaochulaiwokeyikaolvbudongni。”wojiangmugunshuaidaojianbangshang，danshouchayao，huotuotuoyigeshanfeimoyang。
“maodiedie？wozheimachelikemeiyouqitaren，gengbuzhidaonishuodemaodiedieshinajiadedaye。”nanzisihugengjiayunliwulile，quehaishibiaoxiandeshifenyoulidetideyangzi。
“ze，”goutongzhangaiyishijianzhenshinanyixueping，“yinzi，woshuoyinzi，baqianjiaochulai！”
nanzishangxiadalianglewoyifan，ranhouyoukanlekanwozhouweidetongdang，xianranyidiandoubuhaipa。
yeshiyiliaozhizhong，huanzuoshiwowoyebupa。danshitayunqibushihenhao，yudaolewozheigebiaolibuyidexiaokeai，wokeshinengyidawuderen。
tadetaohuayanmuguangshuoshuo，zhigougoudidingzheworanhouyibuyibuxiangwobilai。
woduizhangdezheimehaokanderenmeishenmedikangli，genghekuangtahaibushiyibandehaokan。xintiaoyishunjianloulejigejiepai，wolianzhewanghoutuileliangbu。
“ni？nimen？dajie？”tazhongyutingxiajiaobu，yuwobaochileershigongfenzuoyoudejuli。
woweiweiyangzhenaodaikanta，yebuxiangshulezhen，“dui，dajie。”
zhijiantayangqiyibianzuijiao，xixuedikanzhewo，shuodao：“tianseyian，huijiashuijueba。”
“dantiaoganbugan？”wobufu，tayuqiqingmie，mingxianshikanbuqiwo，haokuangwangzidadexiaoyemen。
“wocongbuqilingruoxiao。”tashuoderucidaoyi。
“nibiekanbuqiwomenlaoda，tanengyidawu！”duilishencaizuigaodadeachaibiaoshigenwoyiyangbufuqi。
“jiushi，nixianzaizouhailaideji，buranyihuierdekudiehanniangqule。”
“laodagentafeishenmehua？takanbuqinishencaibitaaixiaobangetou，jiuzoudetamandizhaoyacaihao！”
kanlaiwomenbanglidezheixiexiongdihaishizhendefeichangkandeqiwode，xinlibujinmeizizide。
“yidawu？”tahuiguotoukanwo。
“xianzaijinigejihui，yidayi。”woyaorangzheinanrenzhidao，womenshanfeidaduikebushituyouxumingde。
“zaixiaxiezhangqing，ganwengexiazunxingdaming？”haimeikaida，juranjiuzibaojiamenlaile。
“zenme？pawobanidazhelemeidierfuchou？dawanzaibibi！”jiantachishoukongquan，wobianyediuleshouzhongdemugun，wokebushineizhongxihuanzhanxiaobianyideren。
shuozhewobianxiangzheigejiaoxiezhangqingdenanrenhuiquyigequantou，zenmeshuowoyiqianyeshizaiwudaoguanjirendangguopeilian，congxiaojiuhuiquantouderennayoufuruandeshihou？
xiezhangqingyanjishoukuai，wanghoutuileliangbuqingqingyiceshenjiuduoguolewozheiyiquan。
“sudubuman，lidaobuxiao，youliangxiazi。”xiezhangqingshentaiziruodishuodao。
“你也不赖嘛！”
kanqilaitabushigehenhaoduifudejiaoer，woderenzhendian，shulekejiudiurenle，zheishiwodaizhexiaodimenchulaidadediyidanshengyini。kaishibixudetaogejili！