第2章 你可别碰瓷啊

“nipaozheimekuaizuoshenme?!kaideyaodanhaimeinani!qufufeiquyao,shangkouyizhoubunengpengshui,yitianhuansanciyao,xiaoyanyaogenjushangmiandeyizhuanshifuyong,youbushufuzailaiyiyuanfuzhen!”

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lijizekanleyiyantashoushangdeyao,dandandao,“buxuyao。”

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taburongfenshuodelazhelijizebianzoubianduineiliangrenmadao,“yiduijianfuyinfu!lige,zanmenzou,weiletamenzheizhongren,fanbuzhedanwuzijideshangshi!dengnideshanghaole,wojinizaizhaoshigebagechunqingmeinv!baozhungegedoubisunsisipiaoliang!”

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neishihou,tayinggaiyehenhaipaba?

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zenmehui……tazenmehuimengjianzuowandeneigenvyisheng?!

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“闭嘴!”

手机突然响了起来。

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“lige?”zhouqianqinaodekanzheta。

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“zuowannibushizhiyebanma?nandaobuzhidao?”laishangbandetongshibaguadeshuodao。

“nikanwodeheiyanquan,haiyouxinsiquguanbaguama?”qiaoyiyaozhilezhizijideheiyanquan,yishuangshuiyingyingdeyanmouyinweiaoye,haidaizhexiexudehongxuesi。

“keliankelian,kankanbawomendeyuanhuazhetengdedouqiaocuile!”tongshikaiwanxiaodeshuodao,“zuotianwanshangbaijiashaoyehexufengzongcaiweileyigenvrendadachushou,laiwomenyiyuanguadejizhen。neibaijiadeshaoyegenfeiwennvzhujiaoxianzaihaizaizhuyuanbulini,jieguojintianjizhedouzhidaole,jiulaiduzhele。”

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“mama?”taxiaozhejietongdianhua,xiangmaluduimianzouqu。

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“xiaojie?nimeishiba?nikebiepengcia,zanmendechekemeizhuangdaonia!”