乔喻投胎了。
taganggangbeifenmianchulai，jiufenlizhengdaleyanjing。
kuairangtachouchou，toudaoshenmeyangdehaorenjiale！
yoyoyo，zheizhuangxiugoufuguia，jiushiguxianggusede，zenmeqiaozhexianggudaia？
qiaoyuzhengyihuo，turanjiuyourenxiaoxinyiyidibaikaitadeliangtiaotui，ranhouhexishengjiuxiangleqilai：
“gongxifurendechangsuoyuan！shiweiguniang！”
“太好了！”
yidaopibeizhongchanzhehuanxideshengyinxiangleqilai，wenwenrouroude，yinggaijiushitaniangle。
qiaoyutingdaozheiliyanqianyiliang，yo，zheijiahaibuzhongnanqingnv，neilaoyanwangguorankaopu！
qiaoyushangbeizizuolehenduohaoshi，baokuodanbuxianyucishanjuankuan、xianxue、xiangusuiganxibao、zhijiao、fulaonainaiguomaludengdeng。
tashibeirentongside，jianyiyongweideshihou，daitushouyipian，zhatashenshangle。
sihou，tahaijuanchuleshenshangdeqiguan，youjiuleqigeren。
zheiyangyigedashengmubeigoudaodifuli，laoyanwangchadianbeiqiaoyushenshangdegongdeguangmangliangxiayan。
yushitadabiyihui，“nigongdejiashen，mingbugaijue，xunidaizhejiyitoutai，xiangyishiqingfu！”
然后，乔喻就来了。
taganjuedaoyourenzaiqingroudixiqutashenshangdexuewu，renbuzhushufudimiqileyanjing。
zheishihou，taniangyihuodeshengyinxiangleqilai，“laoyeni？”
“furen，ninfangcaifadongdeji，nubibuganheninshuo，laoyehegongzitamendouchuqule。”
“shenme？chushenmeshilema？”
qiaoyutingdaozheiliyezhilengqierduo，zhitingdeneimamaxiaoxinyiyishuodao：
“furenninbieji，yebushishenmedashi。jiushimengjiadexiaonverluoleshui，ganghaobeiluguodeergongzijiuleqilai。jieguoneimengguniangxinglejiushuokaishihuhua，laoyehedagongziwenxunjiuganguoqule。”
“yuanyiweininhaiyaoguoliangricaishengchan，meixiangdaoshifaturan，nubiyijingchuanxunguoqule，zheihuierxiangbilaoyehegongzimenzhengwanghuiganni。”
taniangyouxinchongchongdeshengyinxiangleqilai，“neimengjianverduodale，ruoshidaolebixiandenianji，jiumafanle。”
mamaganmangyingdao：“nubitiqiandatinglexia，neimengjianvermingyiyuan，jinnianfangshisui，haixiaoni。”
qiaoyuyuanbenzhengtingdejinjinyouwei，daozheilimengdiyizheng，zhijuetianleigungun！
特么的老阎王骗她！
shuohaodetoutai，jieguoshichuanshua！
tajianyiyongweiqianganghaoduwanyibengouxuexiaoshuo，shiyibenjinqizhunbeifanpaideguzaoyanqing《lengmianwangyeqingdianchong》。
nvzhushigechuanyuenv，jiujiaomengyiyuan！
那她穿成了谁？
“neijiuhao，suiranmengjiayuwomenqiaojiayesuanmendanghudui，dandiyineihaizihaixiao，buyiguozaodingqin。”
乔家！？
乔喻要晕了！
shulizhiyouyigeqiaojia，jiushineigezhongjunbuer，manmenzhonglie，chengweizhengzhidouzhengpaohuideqiaojia！
wotian！qiaojiadejiejushimiemena！
erqieqiaojiaxiaonverdejiejushisansuiyaozhe，zaishuliyijuhuajiugaikuoletadeyisheng！
“aaa！laoyanwang，nizuihaojiwoyigejiaodai，buranwosileyihouyidingxianfannidedifu！”
叮——
“nindegongdeshangchengyishangxian，qingchashou。”
乔喻：？
tadeyanqianturanchuxianleyigebantoumingmianban，shangmianheranxiezhegongdeshangchengsigedazi。
qiaoyufeilidiqulequnanyikongzhidexiaoshouzhi，shoudongjinrushangcheng。
“jianyuninshangbeizideshengmubiaoxian，shangchengjiyuninchushigongde——100dian，shifoujinxingduihuan？”
qiaoyushunjianliangyanfangguang，zheijiushichuanshuozhongdexitongduibudui！
“kuairangwokankandouyoushenme！”
guangbanshangdehuamiankaishihuaxing，qiaoyukandaole：qingshenfu、yirongdan、biqidan、jiasidan、meirongyangyandan、dalidan......
“wawawa！jinshouzhi！”
qiaoyuzhenggaoxingdeshouwuzudao，dangkandaozheixiedanfuhoumiandeduihuandian，shunjiannianle。
temedeyikeyirongdanjiuyao20gongde，neitashangbeizileisileihuo，jiuzhuanwuzhanglianbei？
gengbieshuoshenmewudipilizhafu、jingangbuhuaifudengdeng，duihuandiangengshigaoda80。
houmianhaiyouwushugeweikaifangquanxiandegezi，gumozhexuyaodegongdediandougaodeheren！
haozai，gongdekeyimanmanzan，zheigegongdeshangchengguanjianshikenengjiuminga！
qiaoyumole，laoyanwanghaisuanyoudianliangxin，yaome......jilaizhizeanzhi？
henkuai，tajiubeiguozaiqiangbaoli，songdaoleqiaofurenmianqian。
“furen，dengjileba？kuaikankanxiaojie，zhenpiaoliangni，xiangnin！”
qiaofurenjiangqiaoyujieleguoqu，qiaoyulikezhengdayanjing，haoqididaliangzheqiaofuren。
xiaoshuolitidaoguo，zheiweizaosideqiaofurencengjingyouzhejingchengdiyimeirendechenghao，qiaoyuxinyangdebudele！
yingruyanliandeshiyizhangmingyandaqidelian，suirantaganggangjinglileshengchan，lianshangnanyanpibei，danyuanbenjingyandemeiyanqueyincigengtianyifenjiaorou。
qiaoyushunjianhuashenxiaomimei！
【aaa！woniangyetaimeileba！zheijiushinvwajingxindiaozhuodejiazuoa！！！】
qiaofurendeshoumengdiyidou，turanjumusigu，mulumangranhezhenjing。
是谁？是谁在说话！
【wuwuwu，zheigesiwangjiaoduyehaomei！niang，nishiwodeshen！qiunibameimaochuanjiwo！】
娘？
qiaofurenturanjinghaiwubididitou，zhijianqiaoyuzhengzheyishuangwuliuliudeyanjing，zhengdingdingwangzheta。
【wawawa，niangkanwole！zenmeyifuhedaoledeyangzi？nandaowozhangdehenchou？buhuiba！】
tingdaozheili，jishixinzhongzaijingtaohailang，bennengdemuaihaishirangqiaofurenchuyankuadao：
“womenyuyuzhenkeai，xiangniang。”
qiaoyudadasongleyikouqi。
【yi，zheibeiziyejiaoqiaoyuma？haoqiao！shangbeiziwufuwumu，yingnianzaoshi，zheibeizixiwangkeyizuogekaikaixinxin、wuyouwulvdeqiaoyu！】
qiaofurentingdaozheili，xintoumengdiyizhan。
suoyi，tajiayuyujingshidaizheshangbeizidejiyichushengma？
wufuwumu，yingnianzaoshi.......
xiangdaozijidenvershangbeizineimeku，qiaofurenyikexinyouruanyouteng。
她不怕什么鬼神。
yuyushitahuaitaishiyueshengxialaide，zheibeizijiushilaizuotadenver，laixiangfude！
xiangdaozheili，qiaofurenhaobuyouyutiejinqiaoyudemianpang，wenshenganfudao：“yuyu，niangdehaohaizi，niangyidingrangniyibeizipinganxile。”
qiaoyuganshouzhecongweitiyanguodewenroumuai，buyoudihuanxibuyi，dunshixinshengyilai。
keshizhuanshunjian，taturanmiansedabian。
【dengdeng！wojideniangdesiyinshiyoulvguozhong，yujieyuxin，yiqiedeqiyinjiushi——shengchanneiriyouyatouchenjipashanglediedechuang！】
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