第一章

包厢内。

「nizhenyaohesuqingxujiehun?」

「ge,womenhaishiqingchundedahaoqingniana!」

好友郑诚大叫出声。

woguanxiayikoujiu,xinladejiuyezhuoshaoyanhoudecitongbingmeiyouhuanjiewodeyumen:「ng,laoziguofadingnianjijiuweijializuogongxian,nini?」

zhengchengbuhaoyisidisongkaihuaililouzhedepiaoliangmeizi。

我:「……」

qishidezhijialipochan,woyaojiajijingquanfozisuqingxushi,woyeyumenguo。

suqingxuchushengshishentichanruo,xiaoshibianrulefosidaifaxiuxing,yuwomenzheiquanziliderenbingbushuxi。

zhengchengwanxidao:「tingshuosuqingxuxingzidanmo,jielehun,zhiyaonibuluanlai,zhenjieyinggaibaodezhu。」

我白他一眼。

woshixihuannanren,danbuzhiyujibuzeshidishengpuyigeburenshideren。

zhengchengtankouqi:「huashuohuilai,nibazheimekuairangnijiehun,buhuishijizhezijiquxinlaopojinmenba?」

wolianseyihei:「neiyaokantaganbuganqule!」

jiuguosanxun,yixingrenwangwaizouzhunbeihuanchangdijixuhaishi,jiubahunanchuchuanlaixuannaosheng,mandidejiupingsuipian。

jinjiezhejiushiyigewankugongzigedexunchisheng:「wozheijiuzhi10wan,zenmepei?」

zhengchengbiankanxi,bianbuxiedao:「laotaojiliang。」

queshi,xianzaisheishouliehaigaozheiyichu!

genghekuangzheishoulieduixiangtongyangshigenanren。

纨绔哥不依不饶。

jiubajingliyinggaihewankugeguanxibucuo,youshigehuijianfengshiduoderen,butingdishiya。

daoshineigedaomeidanyiyanbufa,yebuzhidaoshisonghaishihedeshuobuchuhua。

wokanbuguoqu:「zheijiushijinzizuodema,zheimegui?」

suoyourendemuguangdouluozailewoshenshang,wocemuyikan,caifaxiandaomeidanzhangdehenhaokan。

tabaixideshouwangujianchanzheyichuanfozhu,qizhichuchen,heimoudanmo,xiangshiyichiyoushendehantan。

duishijinyimiaojiujiwokanmidengle。

nanguaiwankugeyongzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduan。

zheijiubaxiaofeishuipinghengao,wankugeyinggaishikandameirenbushichangke,juedetayinggaimeishenmeqian,jiuguyipengci。

jinglirenchulewomen,taohaodixiao,jiangshixianzhunbeihaodejiudandijiwo:「guowaidejinkoujiu。」

我:「……」

woshouzhoutongletongshenbiandezhengcheng。

bijingwoxianzaishenwufenwen。

suihouwoyoulianxidipailepaibiwogaobangetoudemeirendejian,anweidao:「biepa。」

meirentaimoukanlewoyiyan,yanshenzhongshiwokanbudongdeqingxu,woguqiebatalijieweiganji。

……

zhengchengdengwoyiyan,naguojiudanjielezhang。

wankugejianjihualuokong,xizhaideyanjingdengde***,turanyouxiangqishenmesidexiaodao:「nishizhengcheng?」

郑诚不明所以。

wankugeyouzhizhewo:「zheimeshuonishenbianzheiweijiushidingdingdamingdelinrange?」

我脸色一黑。

tagengqijingle:「nilaodiebanimaijisujiadexiaoxixianzaizhenggequanzidouchuandefeifeiyangyang。」

「nibuguaiguaishouzaiguifangdengzhechujia,chulaizhaoshenmeyenanren?yebupasuqingxubaniduole?」

我再忍就不是人!

woyijiaochuaifanlewankugemianqiandezhuozi:「laoziwanshenme,genshenmegoupisuqingxuyouguanxima?」

「wojiusuanzaiwaimianzhaoshige,tayeguanbuzhe。」

buzhidaoshibushicuojue,shuowanzheijuhuahou,woganjueshenbiandedameirenluozaiwoshenshangdeyanshengengweimiaole。

danwozhengzaiqitoushang,meizhuyizheimeduo,hezhengchengduishiyiyan,jiuzhunbeiluqixiuziwangqianchong,quebeiyishuangweiliangdeshouwozhushouwan。

meirenkaikou:「biezaizheilidongshou。」

wobuting,tawodegengjin,qingshenganfudao:「woyoubanfa。」

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