第1章 睡了一个鸭子

“e,haoteng!haonanshou!”

shushuizhongdemowanxiganjuedaojidudebushufu,fanleyigeshen,gunjinlenanrenkuankuodexiongtangli。

tiemianjiechudaomingxianbushuyuzijichuangshangdeshengwurangtamengdizhengkaileyanjing,yingmianjinruyanliandeshinanrenfangdadejunyan。

mowanxiyiweizijizaizuomeng,buganxiangxindeshenshoumolemomianqiannanrendedelian。

ranhoutajingsongdefaxiannanrenyezhengkaileyanjing,simuxiangdui,mowanxifachuyishengjingjiaogunlekaiqu。

gunkaiqucaifaxianshenshangbuzhecunlv,tamashangyibacheletanziguozhuzijideshenzi,“ni……nishishei?zenmehuizaizheili?”

nanrenmilemiyanjing,muguangluozaimowanxiluchudesuogushangmian,mouseanchen,shengyindichen,“nidejiumingenren!”

jiumingenren?mowanxijingedekanzhechuangshangyingjundaojizhidenanren,naohaiyingjingbandechuxianzuotianwanshangzijishiquyishizhiqiantingdaodeguimimengweiweiyuandudeshengyin。

“mowanxi,ganggangdechashuiliwoyijingxialezuiliede**,pengyouyichang,songgenianqingpiaoliangdeyawangjinixiangyongyixia,zhiyaokanjiannibeinanrenwannongdezhaopian,bohaojiuhuihenifenshou,daoshihouwojiunenggoumingzhengyanshundehetazaiyiqile!”

suoyizheigeyingjundenanrenshimengweiweijitazhaodeyawang?suoyitazuotianwanshangzhendehezheigeyawangchunfengyidule?

mowanxiliansebiandecanbai,tafennudezhuaqipangbiandezhentouzaxiangnanren,“**fan,nidengzhe,woyidinghuirangnibalaodizuochuande!”

mianduimowanxifennudeyangzi,nanrenhendandingdejiezhutarengguolaidezhentou,meiyousihaodehaipa,“zuotianwanshangshinizhudongbaozhuwode,quanchengshinizhudongpushanglai,nijuedebaojingjingchahuixiangxinnidehua?”

“ni……”mowanxiyaojinzuichun,qidefadou。

suiranfeichangshengqi,danshimowanximeiyoushiqulizhi。

nanrenshuodedui,tabunengbaojing,zuotianwanshangtazhonglemengweiweidequantao,yishibuqing,quanchengkendingmeiyousihaofankang,shenzhikenengshitazhudongbaozhunanrenqiuhuan,suoyijingchashibuhuixiangxintadeshuocide。

keshibubaojing,nandaojiuzheiyangrangzheigenanrenbaibaidehuilezijideqingbai?zheikeshifengyuechangzhongdeyawanga?zheideduotamadezanga?

tadediyicijingranjileyigeyawang,mowanxizhendewufajieshou。

kanmowanxiyaozhezuichunmanlianjuewangdeyangzi,nanrenmomingjuedetayouxiekelian。

muguangluozaidachuangshangxianhongdehenjishangmian,shengyinrouhelesanfen,“zuotianwanshangsuiranshinizhudong,danshiruguoniyuanyi,wokeyiduinifuze!”

fuze?rangyigeyawangduizijifuze?zheibushitiandadexiaohuama?

fennuyouyicixijuanmowanxi,tashikongdezhizhenanrennuhou:“gun!**gankuaijiwogun!buranwoshaleni!”

kanzhexiesidilidemowanxi,nanrenqishenxiachuang,tahensuiyidenaqiyifuchuanshang,meiyouyidiandehuangluanhehaipa。

chuanshangyifuhounanrenzhuanguotoucongkoudailitaochuyizhangmingpiandijimowanxi,“ruguonixiangtonglekeyizhaowo,woshuohuasuanshu……”

mowanxikandoubukanjiuyibasilemingpian,“gun!”

nanrenzuihoushenshendekanleyiyanmowanxi,taibulikaile。

guanshangfangmen,tatingjianfangjianlichuanlaimowanxiwuwudekuqisheng,nanrendunleyixia,yaotoudabuchuanguozoulang。

kanzhenanrenchuxian,zoulangyitouqiaowushengxidechuxianlianggebaobiaomoyangdenanren,gonggongjingjingdeyingshanglai:“qishao!”

nanrenlianshanghuifuleshangweizhedeweiyanlengmo,“chayixiatadeziliao,mashangbaoshanglai!”

“是!”