xianzaitashizongyidenvyihao，weishenmehuichulaiyigexiaojiaose，binvyihaohaiqiang？
jiemubole，resouyishang，xiaozhubocaizhetashangwei，taqibushichengleyulequandexiaobing？
shenlisicunpianke，yongmojingertuizhizhexiangrou：“zheigezaoxingyoudianhualile，toufabuyongzuozaoxing，lianshangzheixieliangjingjingdedongxinengqudiaoma？”
zhipianrenyezhilexia：“xiaoliangpiana？”
“buzhishizheixiexiaoliangpian，gaoguangtaishanle，yanxianyexiuxiu。”
“hao，worangzaoxinglaoshigaigai。”
jintianxiangrouzoudedingweishijiaoqiaoxiaokeailuxian，zaoxinglaoshijitahualemaomizhuang，lianjiahaiyoubiliangtieleyixieliangshanshandexingxingtiezhi，yanzhuangyeshikeaihefangdayanxingdemaomiyan，toufagengshiweiletiehejiaosesheding，zuolexiaojuanmaohaiyoumaoerfaka。
zheigezaoxingyichulaiquanchangkeshidou“wa”chusheng。
duoqiaopilingdongdedameirena！tamen《meiliqiaojiaren》bujiushiyaozheiyangdexiaoguoma！
shenliyishuogai，zaoxinglaoshizhinengbazheixieyoutesededongxiquandounadiao，zhuangmianyezhongxinjixiangrouzhengle，linshangchangqianshenliyourangbaxiangroudeyifuhuanle，huanchengbait，fanzheng……henpingpingwuqi。
buguorendizizai，haishihaokande，jiushibuzenmetiehexiaokeaidezhuti。
节目正式开始录制。
jiabinyiliudequanshimeinv，zhuchirenjiugaolelianggenande，pingguotaiyuyongzhuchi，kongchangadouxiaodoumeishenmewenti，shenliyizhizaicwei，huatidouweizheshenlizheibianzou，youdeshihouyehuishuodaoqitajiabin，dajiadouqilerongrong，danshiyicuedaoxiangrou，jihujiushilengchang，shenlibujiehua，qitarenyebuzenmejie，zhuchirenmeifajinxingxiaqu，zhinengganjinchakaidaoxiayigeliucheng。
xiangrouzhanzaijiaoluo，zhinengweixiao。
lujigexiaoshi，yigongyemeishuoliangjuhua，tagumozhejingtoukenengdoumeiyoujige。
pingguodianshitaidalouchulejintianshi《meiqiao》dechuciluzhi，yeshiyinglaitouzirenfuxianshengderizi。
taizhangtanlehaojiudehezuo，yaoqingfushijituanduipingguotairongzi，lianxigefangzuolehenjiudeshuohe，benlaifushihaibuzenmereqing，danshiqianjitianneibianturanshuotamenzongcaiyaoguolaidianshitaikaocha，rizijiudingzaijintian，taizhanggenpingguotaidegaoguanxichuwangwai，douqiaoshouyidai。
xianzaigezhongmeijieshengxing，dianshitaishiwei，zhuanqianhennan，zhaozhaocaituanzhuzihuixueshigejiadianshitaizhongzhongzhizhongdeshi，fushi，zheizhongshengyibianbuminshenghaiyoujunfangdegegelingyudedajituan，keshishouxuanxiangbobo，taizhangshiyaobatanaxia！
fuyingtachuche，jishihaoshiyeyouchengdezhongnianrengenjianhuangdiyiyang，fenfenyingta，fuyingzouzaizuiqiantou，taizhangdouyaoweiweicuokaibuzi，luohoutayidiancainengzhangxianchufuyinggaoguibufandetouzirendiwei。
taizhangzuohaolewanquandezhunbei，xianrangfuyingkankantamenderongyushi，lejiepingguotaideqianjing，zaikankantamenzuixindezhuangbei，haiyoudangjiayiren，danmeixiangdaofuyingzoudaodalouli，doumeidengtaizhangjieshao，lvxianfawen：“nimentaizongyijiemuzenmeyang？”
“xiangdangbucuo，womentaidezongyishiwomenzuizhuanqiandexiangmu，huibaolvhengaodezongyixiangshi《gewangzhengba》、《hemingxinglvxingershibatian》……”
“e，youzhengzailuzhidema？”
taizhanglikezhuanguotouqiuzhu，youyigenangaoguancongrenduilimaochulai：“you，neige《lianaigaoji》zhengzaiyihaotingluzhi。”
“duidui，《lianaigaoji》shiwomenmuqiandedabaokuan……”
“woduilianaizongyibuganxingqu，haiyoubiedema？”
“haiyouyige《zhichangwolaila！》，shishixishengqiuzhileijiemu，fuzongyaoshiyouxinkeyiqukankan，shuobudingnengcongwomenzheierzhaojigehaomiaozihahahaha……”