第三章 小祸害娶回了家

congbiaoxianlaikan,gujishimeiduoshaorizile……

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“哇!”

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……

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“阿嚏!”

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她这爹啊,可真狠!

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mimihuhujian,sihuhuidaolexiaoshihou。

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“祁西宴?!”

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“祁先生,早。”

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