hebadaozongcaijiehunhou,tayitianjiwofajishitiaoxiaoxisaoraowo。
“你喜欢我什么?”
womianwubiaoqingdihuifu:“xihuannizhangdeshuai。”
“ruguowozhangdehenherenni?”
“zheigezishinageduyina?”
“……”
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haoxiaoxi:wochuanshule,chuanjinleyibubadaozongcaixiaoshuoli。
genghaodexiaoxi:wojijiangguoshangyuerubaiwanqiewutongshengwadehaorizi。
gangchuanguolaijiukandaowomianqiandenanrenshuaiguolaiyizhangyinxingka:“kashangyouwubaiwan,dangzuojiehundechoulao。hunhounizhixuyaozhaoguhaoxiaoxiao,meigeyuewohuidingqijiniyibaiwan。biewangle,nizhishi……”
我靠,五百万啊!
wopobujidainaguoneizhangka,maliudebajiliangkou,yagenmeitingtahoumianshuoleshenme。
“……wohuaqiangulaide。”gulinshenyaozheyashuowan。
womianqiandenanrenshiyigechuantongyanqingxiaoshuolidebadaozongcai,yongyoudaoxuebanjingzhilitidewuguanheshubuqingdejiachan。tagaoleng、shuaiqi、lengku、duojin……jisuoyoubazongdetezhiyuyishen。
jiushiyougewusuidenver。
nvershitadaibiaogongsicanjiacishanhuodongshizaigueryuanlingyangde,neishixiaonvhaizhiyouyisui,delehenhanjiandebing,gulinshenmingmingzhongjuedehexiaonvhaiyouyuan,bianlingyangleta,daitaqukanzuihaodeyisheng,zhihaoletadebing。
nverjianjiandale,xuyaomuaidecanyu,zheifenaishibaomujibulede,ergulinshenxianglaiyougebazongdetongbing,neijiushibujinnvse,suoyitacaixiangdaohuaqianjinverzhaogema。
erwo,jiushizheigetianxuanzhizi!
yuanzhuzhong,“wo”biaomianshangxixinzhaogunver,shizebeidilimouhuazhezenmepudaogulinshenshengmizhuchengshufanranhoushengxiayigeerzijichengyiwanjiachan,zuizhongbeigulinshenyanqisaodichumen。
zheixieyuchunjudongzaiwokanlaiwanquanshinaozixiudoule。
yuerubaiwantabuxiangma?ganmafeiyaomaozheigexian?
“duoxiejinzhubaba!wokendinghaohaozhaoguninver!”wocigedayaledehebulongzui。
gulinshenlinglidemuguangsaoguolai,wocaiyishidaozijishuocuolehua,jimanggaikou:“shiwomendenver。”
gulinshenlenghengyisheng:“nizuihaobuyaozainvermianqianshuoloulezui。”
made,zuifanzhuangbideren。
woxinlitucao,zuishanghailianliandayingzhe。
shouxialeqian,wojiuyaolvxinghaowodezhize,wozaiketinglizhuanlaizhuanquxunzhaowoneibaobeinverdeshenying:“xiaoxiaoni?xiaoxiaozaina?kuairangmamakanyiyan。”
gulinshenrouyankejiandichoulechouzuijiao。
xiaoxiaoqushangyoueryuanle,gulinshenyeshizaizheigeshihourangwoguolaigenwoshuozheixie。
jixiaoxiaodejianmianligulinshenyetiqianbangwozhunbeihaole,wozhixuyaozaixiaoxiaofangxuehuilaihoujiazhuangtademuqinjiuhao。
qijiangulinshenhaigenwoshuolehenduoxiaoxiaodexihao,yijitabuxihuanchishenme、duishenmedongxiguomindengdeng。
kanbuchulaitaneimemiantandeyigerenjuranyehuiduizheixiexijiezheimeshangxin。
kanlaiwoyeyaohaohaonulile,weilewodebaiwanyuexin!
“jizhuwoganggangshuodehua,qianwanbunenggaosuxiaoxiaonishiwomailaide。”kenengshijuedewokanshangqubuneimekaopu,gulinshenyouqiangdiaoleyibian。
woyouyuandikanletayiyan:“zenmenengshi‘mai’ni?zheiduonanting。”
bujiushijinqianjiaoyima,dajiadoushichengnianren,sheiyebieshuoshei。
gulinshenpieguomuguang,buzhikefou。
daolefangxuedeshijian,sijibaxiaoxiaojielehuilai。
xiaoxiaoyijinmenjiupujingulinshendehuaili,taroudududexiaolianshangqianzheliangkeheiputaobanshuiwangwangdedayanjing,zhangjiemaoyizhayizhade,biziyoujianyouting,hongrundexiaozuiweizhang,luchuyipaizhengzhengqiqidenuomixiaoya。
tashenshanghaichuanzhexiaoqunzi,qunbaichuxianglejiduoxiaohua,chendetagengjialingdong。
wobeikeaideshuobuchuhua,yuerubaiwan、wutongdangma,bujiushiwocengjingmengxiangzhongdeshenghuoma?
“xiaoxiao,nihaoya~”buguowomeiwangjizijiderenwu,zhudongshangqiangenxiaoxiaodazhaohu。
xiaoxiaojianlewomuguangzhongyouxiejingti,wanggulinshenshenhouduoleduo,heiheiliangliangdedayanjingkanzhewo。
gulinshenmianduinvershilimabiandewenrouqilai:“xiaoxiao,zheishimama。”
“……mama?”xiaoxiaoshenqingyouxieyihuo。
shengyinkezhentian,wuwuwuwu。
buxingle,wodemuaiyaobaopengle。
“shia,woshinimama。”worenbuzhutaishouxiangmoyimozheigexiaofentuanzi,xiaojiahuoquetuileyibu,duokailewodeshou。
woyouxieganga,jiangshoushoulehuilai,batiqianzhunbeihaodetaicishuojitating。
“xiaoxiao,mamaqianjinianquguowaigongzuole,suoyiyizhimeihuilaikanni。xianzaimamahuilaile,yihoutiantianpeizhenihaobuhao?”
tiantianpeizhemengwawanhaiyouqiannahaibuyonggantilihuo,zheishishenmeshenxianrizi!
xiaoxiaomeiyoushuohua,kanlaiyishirangtajieshouhaishiyoudiankunnan,buguowoyouxinxin!