第1章

hebadaozongcaijiehunhou,tayitianjiwofajishitiaoxiaoxisaoraowo。

“你喜欢我什么?”

womianwubiaoqingdihuifu:“xihuannizhangdeshuai。”

“ruguowozhangdehenherenni?”

“zheigezishinageduyina?”

“……”

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haoxiaoxi:wochuanshule,chuanjinleyibubadaozongcaixiaoshuoli。

genghaodexiaoxi:wojijiangguoshangyuerubaiwanqiewutongshengwadehaorizi。

gangchuanguolaijiukandaowomianqiandenanrenshuaiguolaiyizhangyinxingka:“kashangyouwubaiwan,dangzuojiehundechoulao。hunhounizhixuyaozhaoguhaoxiaoxiao,meigeyuewohuidingqijiniyibaiwan。biewangle,nizhishi……”

我靠,五百万啊!

wopobujidainaguoneizhangka,maliudebajiliangkou,yagenmeitingtahoumianshuoleshenme。

“……wohuaqiangulaide。”gulinshenyaozheyashuowan。

womianqiandenanrenshiyigechuantongyanqingxiaoshuolidebadaozongcai,yongyoudaoxuebanjingzhilitidewuguanheshubuqingdejiachan。tagaoleng、shuaiqi、lengku、duojin……jisuoyoubazongdetezhiyuyishen。

jiushiyougewusuidenver。

nvershitadaibiaogongsicanjiacishanhuodongshizaigueryuanlingyangde,neishixiaonvhaizhiyouyisui,delehenhanjiandebing,gulinshenmingmingzhongjuedehexiaonvhaiyouyuan,bianlingyangleta,daitaqukanzuihaodeyisheng,zhihaoletadebing。

nverjianjiandale,xuyaomuaidecanyu,zheifenaishibaomujibulede,ergulinshenxianglaiyougebazongdetongbing,neijiushibujinnvse,suoyitacaixiangdaohuaqianjinverzhaogema。

erwo,jiushizheigetianxuanzhizi!

yuanzhuzhong,“wo”biaomianshangxixinzhaogunver,shizebeidilimouhuazhezenmepudaogulinshenshengmizhuchengshufanranhoushengxiayigeerzijichengyiwanjiachan,zuizhongbeigulinshenyanqisaodichumen。

zheixieyuchunjudongzaiwokanlaiwanquanshinaozixiudoule。

yuerubaiwantabuxiangma?ganmafeiyaomaozheigexian?

“duoxiejinzhubaba!wokendinghaohaozhaoguninver!”wocigedayaledehebulongzui。

gulinshenlinglidemuguangsaoguolai,wocaiyishidaozijishuocuolehua,jimanggaikou:“shiwomendenver。”

gulinshenlenghengyisheng:“nizuihaobuyaozainvermianqianshuoloulezui。”

made,zuifanzhuangbideren。

woxinlitucao,zuishanghailianliandayingzhe。

shouxialeqian,wojiuyaolvxinghaowodezhize,wozaiketinglizhuanlaizhuanquxunzhaowoneibaobeinverdeshenying:“xiaoxiaoni?xiaoxiaozaina?kuairangmamakanyiyan。”

gulinshenrouyankejiandichoulechouzuijiao。

xiaoxiaoqushangyoueryuanle,gulinshenyeshizaizheigeshihourangwoguolaigenwoshuozheixie。

jixiaoxiaodejianmianligulinshenyetiqianbangwozhunbeihaole,wozhixuyaozaixiaoxiaofangxuehuilaihoujiazhuangtademuqinjiuhao。

qijiangulinshenhaigenwoshuolehenduoxiaoxiaodexihao,yijitabuxihuanchishenme、duishenmedongxiguomindengdeng。

kanbuchulaitaneimemiantandeyigerenjuranyehuiduizheixiexijiezheimeshangxin。

kanlaiwoyeyaohaohaonulile,weilewodebaiwanyuexin!

“jizhuwoganggangshuodehua,qianwanbunenggaosuxiaoxiaonishiwomailaide。”kenengshijuedewokanshangqubuneimekaopu,gulinshenyouqiangdiaoleyibian。

woyouyuandikanletayiyan:“zenmenengshi‘mai’ni?zheiduonanting。”

bujiushijinqianjiaoyima,dajiadoushichengnianren,sheiyebieshuoshei。

gulinshenpieguomuguang,buzhikefou。

daolefangxuedeshijian,sijibaxiaoxiaojielehuilai。

xiaoxiaoyijinmenjiupujingulinshendehuaili,taroudududexiaolianshangqianzheliangkeheiputaobanshuiwangwangdedayanjing,zhangjiemaoyizhayizhade,biziyoujianyouting,hongrundexiaozuiweizhang,luchuyipaizhengzhengqiqidenuomixiaoya。

tashenshanghaichuanzhexiaoqunzi,qunbaichuxianglejiduoxiaohua,chendetagengjialingdong。

wobeikeaideshuobuchuhua,yuerubaiwan、wutongdangma,bujiushiwocengjingmengxiangzhongdeshenghuoma?

“xiaoxiao,nihaoya~”buguowomeiwangjizijiderenwu,zhudongshangqiangenxiaoxiaodazhaohu。

xiaoxiaojianlewomuguangzhongyouxiejingti,wanggulinshenshenhouduoleduo,heiheiliangliangdedayanjingkanzhewo。

gulinshenmianduinvershilimabiandewenrouqilai:“xiaoxiao,zheishimama。”

“……mama?”xiaoxiaoshenqingyouxieyihuo。

shengyinkezhentian,wuwuwuwu。

buxingle,wodemuaiyaobaopengle。

“shia,woshinimama。”worenbuzhutaishouxiangmoyimozheigexiaofentuanzi,xiaojiahuoquetuileyibu,duokailewodeshou。

woyouxieganga,jiangshoushoulehuilai,batiqianzhunbeihaodetaicishuojitating。

“xiaoxiao,mamaqianjinianquguowaigongzuole,suoyiyizhimeihuilaikanni。xianzaimamahuilaile,yihoutiantianpeizhenihaobuhao?”

tiantianpeizhemengwawanhaiyouqiannahaibuyonggantilihuo,zheishishenmeshenxianrizi!

xiaoxiaomeiyoushuohua,kanlaiyishirangtajieshouhaishiyoudiankunnan,buguowoyouxinxin!