嘭嘭！！
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叮咚！
jiuzaizheishi，diantimenkaile。
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“妈……”
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ertadeshenbian，zefangzhedabaoxiaobaodeguoshujidantutechan。
“ma，ninzenmebujinquzuoa？”
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shuoshihua，zaikandaolaomahou，wodexinturanjiuruanlexialai。
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砰砰砰！
woshiyongbanshouqiaomende，suoyishengyinfeichangxiang。
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“谁啊！”
zheishi，laopochuanzhetuoxiecongwuneimantuntundedakailemen。
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“ng。”wolenglengdedianlediantou，xunsujiangmuguangsaoxianglewunei。
ketingli，chuleerzizaikandonghuapian，meiyouqitaren。
ranhouwoyoukuaibuzouxiangfangjian。
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……
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这是人该说的话吗？
yaozhidao，xianzaidouyijingkuaibangwanlea！
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这也太过分了！
zhidaozheishi，wozhongyumingbaidangnianlaomaweishenmeyaozhiyixuanzehuixiangxiazhule，yuanlaijiushiyinweitazaodaolezheigebuxiaoerxidexianqia！