qizhixinglaideshihouyijingshixiawuyidianle，bitadiaodenaozhongtiqianlebangexiaoshiqi，tabingmeiyoutuotataijiu，bijingnvshengaoyehoudejijiumianmodefushang。
zhishifushangzhiqian，xianjielesongyiwandeshipindianhua。
shipingangjieqi，pingmuneibianjiuchuanlaileyishengjinghu：“wacao！haoyiweiershinianhunlingxiangfujiaozidehuanglianpo？”
“si！”qizhitizhemianmodeshouzhiyizhan，mianmochadiandiaozailedishang，tadengleyiyanpingmuliguangxianlianglideguimi：“nimarenbieneimenanting。”
zaiqizhihesongyiwankanlai，kuayigenvshengshihedanglaopozhenshishijieshangkepingweishidazanghuaxingliedezhiyile。
“haolehaole，gennishuojuzhengjingde，woyaolihunle。”songyiwangangcanjiashizhuangzhou，xianzaizhengzouzaihuaerdejietou。
yiwangsongyiwandelihundouzhishizuishangrangrangzhe，turanzheimerenzhenhaishidiyici。
qizhifuhaomianmo，juzheshoujizoudaolechufang：“shenmeshihouhuiguo？woqujieni。”
songyiwanzuishangyizhirangrangzhelihun，danzhenzhengxiadingjuexinlihunshizuotian：“buwenwoyuanyinma？”
“有什么好问。”
“woshexiangguo，jiusuanlihunyuanyinshinichuguile，woyinggaitຊhuishineigezainiheniqingrenkaifangjiudianmenkouweinifangshaodeshaobing，shenzhihuizainilaogongdadianhuadeshihougaosuta，nijiuzaiwoshenbian，xianzaizaicesuo。”
“suoyiwulunshishenmeyuanyin，buzhongyao，zhongyaodeshinikaixinjiuxing。”
“suoyi，liba，huiguowoyangni。”
qizhifuzhemianmo，shuohuahanhubuqing，huixiedidaleyigebiyu，danmeigeziqueyougezhejuliqingxidizajinlesongyiwandexinli。
songyiwanyeshijinchengren，danfumushuangwang，congxiaojiuzaijiujiujiazhangda，kaozhezijidenuliyibubuzoudaolexianzaideweizhi。
suoyizaicongxiaoqueshiaidesongyiwanxinli，qizhijintianshuodehua，fenlianghenzhonghenzhong。
songyiwanditoukanzhezijishouwanchudeshanghen，nulidigouchuleyigexiaoronghudu，xiaodao：“xing！denglaozihuiguo！zheiciwoyidingyaoduohuishuyuwodeyiqie！”
玩梗大师上线。
qizhigujizhezijilianshangzheizhangjiazhibaiyuandemianmocaikongzhizhezijichoudongdezuijiao。
tayuqishengyingdiwendao：“duohuishenme？wozaihuiguoqianshunzounideyanshuangma？”
“shenme！”songyiwandengdaleyanjing，fangcaidegandongzaiqingkejianyanxiaoyunsan，numadao：“haonigegouqizhi！laoniangzuiguideyanshuangmaihuilaimeiliangtian！nishunle！”
“nitamashunwolaogongwodoumeineimetong！nibushirena！nijiwojieshiyixia！”
“你说...”
叮———
qizhiguaduanledianhua，erbianmeiyousongyiwandezanghua，shijieshunjiananjingle。
“呼，舒服！”
fuwanmianmo，qizhihaitedizaimeituanshangzhaoleyigehaibucuodexifadian，suhuashuodehao，nvshengzunbuzunzhongyuehui，jiuzaiyutaxibuxitou。
weilebiaodataduiduanjingcidezunzhong，haitedixuanledianlizuiguidefashui，shenzhidianlezuigaozhiweidetuonilaoshibangchuizaoxing，yitaoxialaihualebashi。
zaichuitoufashi，qizhipaileyizhangzhangdan，heduijingpaidezhaopianfajileduanjingci：“bubaoxiaoyixia？”
duanjingcigangyaodaishangshoutaojikerenshangse，kandaoleqizhifalaideweixin，duikerenshuodao：“baoqian，denghuier。”
saoleyiyanzhangdanshangdebashi，duanjingcifandaolexiayizhangdeduijingpai。
xiaoguniangdeshoujiguyidangzhulebanzhanglian，louchudebanbianlianmingmingmeiyouzhuangrong，quehaishilingrenrenbuzhuduokanleliangyan，caituichujiemian，faleyixingziguoqu。
diankaiduihuakuangyikan，duanjingci：nidetoufaneimeshaoxigetouhaiyaohuabashi？rangtajinidageduibanzhe。
祁稚：.....
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wangluobaolibusuanbaolima？
xiangzhuangzhejiankongyiyang，zaiqizhineiyichuanzanghuajiukuaiyaofachulaizhiqian，yige666dezhuanzhangtiaolechulai。
qizhilibuzhiqibuzhuangdilingle，bashibaoxiaofei，shengxia586shijingshensunshifei。
huihuakuangtiaochuleyigexiaoxiongjugongdebiaoqingbao，sigedazi“xiexielaoban”。
duanjingcideyanmoufuzhedandandexiaoyi，zaipingmuguangliangandandeneiyikeyibingxiaoshi，youhuifulepingshidedanmo：“baoqian，jiudeng。”
“没事没事。”
jintianyuyuedekerenranzheyitouhuangmao，kanzhenianjibuda，talehehedishuodao：“zaotingshuozheijiagongzuoshidelaobanyanzhitinggao！meixiangdaoshizhendea！”
“laoban，nigangcaishizaigennvpengyouhuixinxiba？”
duanjingcidaishanglingyibiandeshoutao，naqiwenshendegongjuzuozailewenshenchuangpangbiandeweizhishang：“bushi！”
“bushinvpengyoua！”kerenpazaiwenshenchuangshangruoyousuosidimosuozhexiaba，xiayimiaoyoushuodao：“neijiushixihuanderen！”
“aiaiai！nikebiezhejifanbo！biekanwonianjixiao！wokeshenmedoukandechulai！”
duanjingcijintianxinqingbucuo，nandegenkerenduoshuojiju。
tayemeifanbo，zhishiqingxianyanpinileyiyan，sixiaofeixiaodiwendao：“shima？niduodani？”
huangmaoaojiaoditaiqixiaba：“shiqia！”
“qilai！”duanjingcilianseshaochen，guanshanglegongju：“bendianminglingjinzhijiweichengnianrenwenshen！chuanhaoyifuchuqu！”
“哎呀！”
kerencaifanyingzijishuoloulezui。
taganmangpaleqilai：“bushige！woshiqisuibanlezhende！wojiuyaoshibale！zhende！”
“woguannishiqisuibanhaishihuanggualiangban！”duanjingcizaizheifangmianyixiangyouzijidejianchi，yinliangbuzijueditigaolejifen：“chuqu！”
zailouxiatingdaodongjingdezhouhaozouleshanglai，tuikaimen：“zenmelezheishi？”
duanjingcibashoutaodiuzailezhuoshang，yinchendeyanshenrufeidaobansaoleguoqu：“nizenmebanshide，taweichengnian！”
“bushide！woyijingshiqisui...”kerendashengdefanbo，queyouzainanrenyanlideyanshenzhongjianjiandiruolexiaqu：“ban...”
jianzhuang，zhouhaoganjinzoushangqianliantuodaizhuaidebakerenhongzou：“aiya！nixiaozijuranpianwo！wobanidangxiongdi！nibawodanglaobiaoa！”
kerenhaishiyibusanhuitou，zuilihaizaibufudidunangzheshenme，jiuzaikuaituochumenkoushi。
zuozheyiyanbufadelaobanchulesheng：“nicaishiqisui，youhenduolukeyizou。”
“bieyishichongdong，bazijideluzouzhaile，quqiantaibaqiantuile，qubanineihuangbulajidetoufaranhuiheise，gaishangxueshangxue。”
zheibofayandaoshirangshiqisuideshaonianzhenglengzhule，yishibaiganjiaoji，xiexieerzihaiweishuochukou，jiutingdaoshenbianzhuaizhezijidenanrenmomodishuoleyiju：“cige，zheixiaozihuabeifudekuan。”