第4章

第4章

lushang,wushuweiguandexueshengdoushayanle!

tangtangxiaohualuyao,zheihuierjingranzhuizheyigezhangdejuchouwubidenantongxue,dahanzhe,niyaozenyangdouxing!

wushurenshunjiansanguanbengta!

shenzhiyouxierenyijingxiangdaoyefangenluyaoyunyuzaiyiqidehuamianle。

简直不堪入目!

keluyaozheihuierquegubudexuduole。

zhuishangqian,kanzheyefan,luyaochenshengdao:“zhiyaonidegenengdadaozhiqianneishoudeshuiping,woshenmedoudayingni!”

“woxiangshuini!”yefanzhijiedao。

“ni!”luyaodelianseshunjiancanbian!

erkanzheluyaoneifennudemoyang,yefanyemeiduoqudouta,suikoudao:“kaiwanxiaode。yihuierwohuizhaorenzuogehaibao,jintianbangwan,wohuiyinidemingyizhengyongxiaxuexiaocaochang。”

“yiwodemingyi?niyaozuoshenme?”luyaoyouxieyihuo。

yefanweiweiyixiao:“nianshiguolai,daoshihoudangzhongchangshouge,ranhoubawoyinchulaijiuxing。”

luyaozheihuizhongyuyinyinmingbaiyefandemudele,qingqingdianlediantou。

yefanxianglexiang,youkaikoudao:“jiageweixin,huitounijiwofazhangzhaopian,piaoliangdianerde。”

luyaorenbuzhufanlegebaiyan。

“色魔!”

zuilitucaozhe,keluyaoquebingweijujue,zhijienachushouji,dakailezijideerweima。

erkandaozheiyimu,zhouweideweiguanqunzhongmenyeyufadeshoubulele!

zheigechoudongxi,tajingranjiadaolexiaohualuyaodeweixin?

nandaotamenzheihuihapiyicihaibugou,haiyaozhangqijiaowang?

yishunjian,yiqunweiguandenanshengjianzhixiangtiaoloule!

tamennaerbizheigechoudongxichalea!luyaoxiaohuazheishixialema?

keyefanquemeiguanneimeduo。

luyaojirandayingxialai,neijiexialai,jiukantazijidele。

duitazijidege......taxinxinmanman!

luyaoyemeiduowen,zhijiezhuanshenliqu。

erzairangzhanghubangmanglianxilexuexiaoxiangguandefuzeren,quedingjinwancaochangzheibiankongzhemeirenyonghou,yefanyehuidaolesushe。

henkuai,luyaobianjiangzhaopianfaleguolai。

yefansuishoudiankaizhaopian,suiji......

噗!

baowenbeidewenkaishui,beiyefanpenleyidi!

zheigeluyaofalaide,heranshiyizhangneiyizhao!

kewentishi,yefanzheizhaopianshiyaonaquzuohaibaodea!

zheizhangzhaopianyaoshifangchuqu,gujijintianwanshang,luyaojiunengnazhedaochongguolaikanta!

yefanrenbuzhuroulerouzijidetaiyangxue,yigedianhuadaleguoqu。

ersuizhedianhuajietong,dianhuaneitou,luyaoyemeihaoqidikailekou。

“zheizhaopiannibuhuihaibumanyiba?jidejiwozhunbeige!”

“manyinimeia!”yefanchadianeryigebaiyanfanguoqu,“woshiyaonizhaopianzuoguanggaohaibao!nizheizhangzhaopian,wozhenzuochenghaibaotieshitang,tiesushelouxia,zaidaochufachuandan,wopasaohuangdejingchashushuzhuawojinqu!”

“ni......nishiyaozuohaibao?”tingdaozheihuadeluyaodunshilianshangyihong!

tatingdaoyefanwentayaozhaopian,xiayishideyiweiyefanxiangyaoneizhongbujiankangde。

weici,tajiuhuilaizhaoleyizhangzhiqianpaideyishuzhao。

kesheizhidao,zheigeyefanjingranshiyaozuohaibaodeneizhongzhaopian!

neizhongzhaopian,xuexiaoluntanshangbudoushia!taganmafeiyaowenzijiyao?

doushizheijiahuo,haidetawuhuile!

luyaoqiaolianshunjianyipiantonghong。

buguotahaishihenkuaijiuzaicikaikoudao:“wo......womashangjinizhongxinfayizhang!ni......nishandiaoneizhangzhaopian!buxurangqitarenkandao!tingdaomeiyou!”

yefanbujinfanlegebaiyan,zhijieguaduanledianhua。

henkuai,luyaojiufaleyizhangbijiaozhengchang,yebijiaoshihezuohaibaodezhaopian。

yefanzhijiefajizhanghu,rangzhanghubangmangzuochenglehaibao,zhangtiezaixuexiaodeshitanggengegesushelouxia。

suihou,zhanghuyouyinleshubaishangqiandechuandan,daizhesusheliqitajirenjiuqumandajiefafangle!

yongzhanghudehuashuo,tamensusheli,zheishiyaochuyigequanxiaowenmingdedamingxingle!

tamendangsheyoude,zheidianermangzenmeyedebangshang!

henkuai,yinzheluyaozhaopiandehaibaojiubeitiemanlexuexiao。

ersuoyourenyedouzhidao,luyaojintianwanshang,yaozaixuexiaocaochangshangchangge!jushuokenenghaiyourewu!

zheixiaoxiyichu,zhenggejiangnanyishudaxueyipianzhenjing!

bushaoxueshengzaozaojiuzijidaizhexiaobandengqudaolecaochang,zhaolegebucuodeweizhizuoxia,dengdaizhebiaoyandekaishi。

erzheihuier,yefanyejiluyaofaleyifenlepu。

“zheishi?”shoudaowenjiandeluyaoxiayishiwendao。

“wanshangnixiansuibianchangyishouge,ranhouwomenduichangyishouge,yongniyinchuwolai。houmiande,jiubuyongnicaoxinle。”yefanhuifudao。

对唱?

nandaoshi......qingge?

xiangdaozheier,luyaodunshiqiaolianyihong。

tazhangzheimeda,kehaimeigennanrenqinggeduichangguo。

buguo,xiangdaoyefandayingtadege,tahaishidiankaileneifenlepu,dishenghengchangleqilai。

zhishi,zheiyihengchang,luyaodelianse,shunjianjiubianle!

这首歌......

太牛逼了!

neilanglangshangkoudequdiao,liantadoushunjianchenmi,gengbieshuoshiputongrenle!

xiangdaozheier,luyaoyebujindishengninan:“yefan......niyaoshijiwodegebuhao,wojiuyaozheishougedeyanchangquan!suiranshiyishouduichang,buruduchangduigeshouyingxiangneimeda,danzhishao,zheishouge,kendingnenghuo!”

......

与此同时。

学校外。

yigegaodangxiaoqudebieshuzhong。

yigeyishengaodanghuodeshaonianzhengkaozuozaishafashang,dakouchouzheyan。

zheishaonianmingjiaojiangcheng,naishijiangnanchengjiangjiadeshaoye。

erta,yeshijiangnanyishudaxuedexuesheng!

buguo,tapingriliquehenshaohuiquxuexiao。

duitalaishuo,daxuejiushigedujingenpaoniudedifangbale!

erzuijin,tademubiao,bianshinaxiazheixuexiaolidexiaohua,luyao!

kejiuzaizheishi......

砰砰砰!

jicudeqiaomenshengturanxiangqi。

“made......laile!”shaoniandakailefangmen。

wuwaijinlaide,heranshijigejiangnanyishudaxuedexuesheng!

erkandaojiangcheng,weishouneirenyeshiyiliandehuangluan,“jiangshao!buhaole!chudashile!”

“manmanshuo!huanghuangzhangzhangde,xiangshenmeyangzi?”jiangchenglengheyisheng,niutouzouhuilewuli,“shenmeshi?”

weishouneirendakouchuanzhecuqi,kanzhejiangcheng,shengyindouweiweiyouxiefazhan:“jiangshao,luyao......luyaoxiaojie,haoxiangyaojixuexiaoliyigexiaozixianshen!”