qianwangrenwudadiandelushang，lizhangshenghuixiangzhedashixiongdehuayu，shensefuza。
xuantianjie，zhenshigehaodifanga！
zhengdaochengxian、zhangshengbulao，shiduoshaodiwangjiangxiangzuomengdouxiangyaodejihui。
kezheiguangxianlianglidebeihou，queshiwujindecanku。
ruorouqiangshi，shiqianglingruo……
zheizhongposhier，zaixiuxianjiejianzhibuyaotaiduo。
lizhangshengjiuqinshenjingliguo。
ershinianqian，tachuanyuedaozheixuantianjie，kezheichuanyuehouderizi，gentaxiangxiangdewanquanbuyiyang，meiyouxitong，yemeiyouwaigua，zaizheirenshengdibushudedifang，tayejiushigelurenjia。
tabenxiangzhangdayihou，kaomaifeizao、xiangshuidengwupinlaizhuanqudiyitongjin。
jiusuanbunengfajia，yenenghungewenbao。
可惜，天不遂人愿。
haimeidengtatuoliqiangbao，tasuozaidexiaochengjiuzaodaolexiexiudegongji，mianduixiexiu，fanrenhaowufankangzhili，lizhangshengzhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhezijideqinrenbeitusha，zijidejiayuanbeihui，lianzijiyebeixiexiuqinxia。
haozai，tayudaoletaixuanshangren。
taixuanshangrenjiuleta，haibatadaihuiledayanzong。
传道、授业……
dayanzongkeshizhengdaokuishou。
ershinianlai，lizhangshengshizhongmingjizhetaixuanshangrendejiaohui。
“wobeixiushi，yichumoweidaoweijiren！”
ershinianlai，tacongweiwangji。
yezhengshiyinweiqinshenjingliguo，tacaimingbaineixiebushouguiju、bushouyueshudexiexiu，huiduicangshengzaochengduodadeshanghai，suoyitacaihuizaihuanfurentichujiaoyideshihou，haobuyouyudijujueleta。
mo，jiushimo！meishenmehaoshuode！
——
shanlinzhong，yigejiaoxiaodeshenyingzhengjiezheshumudeyanhu，toutoudaliangzheyanqiandedayanzong：“jiejiezhenshicongmingfanbeicongmingwu，zaojiurangtabuyaoheneixieniubizilaodaozuojiaoyi，miandeyinhuoshaoshen。”
“现在好了吧！”
guqingyanneizhangqiaolianshangmanshikunao。
bujiuzhiqian，tajiedaolejiejiedeqiujiu，shuotabeidayanzongderenjizhenyale。
dedaoxiaoxihou，talimajiuganleguolai。
keshidaoledayanzong，guqingyanqueyoukaishifannanle。
自己该怎么进去呢？
dayanzongzuoweizhengdaokuishou，neikeshizushangchuguoxianrendecunzai，xiangdangnianshidamodaozongmenlianshoujingongdayanzong，qianqianhouhouzhesunleneimeduoqiangzhe，jieguoliandayanzongdehuzongdazhendoumeinengdapo。
jiupingzijizheidianshili，xiangyaoqianggongdayanzong？
那不是痴人说梦嘛！
wanyibeineixieniubizilaodaofaxian，bieshuojiuren，kongpalianzijidoudedajinqu。
xiangyaojiuren，bixudexianggewanquanzhice！
guqingyanjinsuomeitou，mingsikuxiang。
jiuzaizheishi，yigeshenchuandayanzongdizizhifudexiaodaoshicongyuanchuyujianfeilai，guqingyanzixidalianglezheixiaodaoshipianke，dunshiyanqianyiliang，liezuiluchuleliangkexiaohuya。
“kanzheixiaodaoshinianjiqingqing，zhengshiqingchunmengdongdenianji。”
“nageshaonianbuduoqing？”
“zheixiaodaoshiyikanjiuhaonanie！”
guqingyanxinzhonganzideyi，wanquankeyipeitashangyanyichuyingxiongjiumeidexima，yicizhizaoyichang“yiwai”deouyu。zheixiezhengdaorenshixianglaiweishan，daoshihoutakanwoshenshouzhongshang，kendinghuidakaihuzongdazhendaiwojinqulianshang。
“完美！”
guqingyanwojinquantou，zaishouxinlihenhenyichui。
jiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle！
guqingyanshigexingdongpai，dadingzhuyihou，shouzhonglishiguanghuayishan，huanchuleyibafeijian。
“噗！”
feijiancongtageboshanghuaguo，xianxueshunjianjiuyonglechulai。
“a～！tengsijigunainaile！zheiyaoshiliubalekezenmebana！”
guqingyantonghuyisheng，yanleidoukuaidiaoxialaile。
weilejiujiejie，zijizheicikezhenshixialexuebenle！
yankanzheneixiaodaoshiyuelaiyuejin，guqingyanlianmangshoulianqixi，zhuangzuobeirenzhuishadeyangzi，diediezhuangzhuangdichaolizhangshengpuleguoqu：“xianzhang，jiuminga，xianzhang！”
lizhangshengtingdaozheihujiusheng，xiayishidizhuanguoshen。
gangyizhuanshen，yiguxiangfengpumianerlai。
青衣，红裙。
雪白的大长腿！
zhijianyigemiaolingshaonvshensehuangzhang，xiangshibeirenzhuishaleyiyang，huangbuzelu，zhijiechaotahuailizhuangleguolai：“xianzhang，jiujiuwoaxianzhang，yourenyaoshawo！”
yankanzhezijijiuyaodeshou，guqingyanxinlineijiaoyigemeizizi。
zuijiaodourenbuzhuqiaoleqilai。
jiejieshenweiqiqingliuyuzongzhangmen，zijigenzhetaxiulianmeishuzheimeduonian，zirenweizaojiuyijingluhuochunqingle。
ququyigexiaoniubizidaoshi，hainengtaodechuzijideshouzhangxin？
dengzheqiaoba，kanwozenmenanieni！
“xianzhang，jiujiuwoaxianzhang，yourenyaoshawo！”
guqingyanyibianjiaohuzhe，yibianchaolizhangshengpuleguoqu。
yankanzhetajiuyaopujinlizhangshengdehuaibao，sheizhilizhangshengturanyigeceshen，zhijieduokaile。
xiangfengpulegekong，liangrencajianerguo。
顾清颜：“？？？”
什么情况？
这小道士什么毛病？
gunainaiwozheimeyigeshuilinglingdedameinv，xiangyiqinfangzederennengcongzheilipaidaojibeizhidiqu，xianzaiwozhudongtouhuaisongbao，tabuchenjikaiyouyejiubale，jingranhaizhudongduokaile？
这合理吗？
guqingyanchadianmeiqidetuxue。
taxianzaizhenxiangbalizhangshengdenaoqiaoqiaokai，kankanlimianzhuangdedoushixieshenmewanyier。
turan，guqingyanlianseyibian。
“糟糕！”
lizhangshengdebeihou，keshidayanzongdehexinquyua。
neilibeihuzongdazhensuolongzhao。
lizhangshengzheiyishanshen，guqingyanyigemengzibianchaodayanzongdehuzongdazhenzhaleguoqu。
“咔嚓！”
huzongdazhenganshoudaowailiruqinzidongfanji，yidaocuzhuangdeleitingshunjianchaozheguqingyanpileguoqu，neileitingzuyoushuitongcuxi，sanfazhecimudebaiguang。
guqingyanshenzhidoulaibujizuochuyingdui，bianbeineihuzongdazhenpilegezhengzhe。
“啊！”
guqingyancanjiaoyisheng，zhijiebeipifeilechuqu，zaikongzhonghuaguoyidaoyoumeidehuxian，“paji”yishengshuaizaidishang，hunshenjiaohei，toufagengenshuqi，beizheileitingpideyishidoumohule。
zheiyixiajilizhangshengdoukandaile。
zheinvrenzenmexiangde，nanaodaiquzhuangdayanzongdehuzongdazhen？
怎么办，救是不救？
lveyichenyin，tabianyijingzuochulejueduan。
“……”
guqingyanyouyouxingzhuan，zhijuedehunshensuantong，haoxiangshibeiyibaigedahanroulinguoyiyang。
tamangrandidaliangzhezhouzaodeyiqie。
zheishiyijianjianloudeshiwu，chuleyizhangchuang，yizhangzhuozi，zaiwutawu。
guqingyanzhengzhazhexiangyaozuoqilai，quefaxianzijihunshenwuli，shaoweidongyixiajiutengdeziyaliezui。
“si，tengsigunainaile！”
yuanben，zijizhishixiangyaojiazhuangzhongshang，jineixiaoniubiziyigeyingxiongjiumeidejihui，meixiangdaodaotoulaijingranzhendebeidayanzongdehuzongdazhenpichenglezhongshang。
这叫什么事儿啊！
“你醒了？”
jiuzaicishi，yigewenrunruyudeshengyinxiangqi。
恩？是那小牛鼻子？
guqingyandunshideyiqilaile，kanlaizheixiaoniubizizhongjiuhaishidingbuzhuyingxiongdemeiming，bazijidaijinledayanzong，suiranjihuachuledianxiaci，kezijidaodihaishichenggonghunjinlaile。
zheidunkumeibaiai！zhile！
guqingyanlijiqishen，yingyingxinglixiabai。
“duoxiexianzhangchushouxiangjiu，jiumingdaen，xiaonvziwuyiweibao……”
zhuanshenzhihou，guqingyanlengzhule。
小牛鼻子人呢？