第5章 狗东西就是狗东西

qiyuanquxizao,zhouyinjuanletiaobobeigezaichuangzhongjian,jingweifenming。

sheiyebiexiangzhansheidebianyi!

chuangtoutadeshoujiliangleqilai。

zhouyinbenbuxiangduoguanxianshi,dankandaolaidianxianshi“bainana”,zheixianshitahaifeideguanyiguan。

duimianchuanlairouruojiaoruandenvsheng,“yuangege,niweishenmebuhuiwoxinxi,yebujiewodianhua,shibushishengqile?yuangege,woxionghaomena,nilaipeipeiwohaobuhao……yuangege?”

zhouyinyanzhezuixiao,“gege,gege,gege,nizaizheixiadanni!”

bainanayizheng,“nishishei?yuangegeni?”

“nideyuangegezailimianxizaoni,bachenggangtuolekuzi,wojinishipinkanxianchangzhibo?”

对方仓促挂了电话。

周姻完胜。

guolehuiqiyuanchulai,jianjingxianbizhi,suoguqingxixinggan,zhaiyaozhangtui。

就一个字,绝!

zhouyinjuede,dayimadexueyekuaiyaobaobuzhu。

“nidongwoshoujile?”qiyuanhuazheshouji,piantoushuailaiyigeyanshen。

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baoyisi,youzhanleyixiabianyi。

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jingmideqifen,liangrendayandengxiaoyan。

“nizheiyangyouyisima?”qiyuanqiaozhezhouyinbazijiguochengcanyong,qingchileyisheng。

zhouyinmimiyixiao,“woyejuedemeiyisi,suoyiniganjinhuinidewo,buranwanyiyoumeizizhaonibanshi,duobufangbiana,duibudui?”

qiyuanbamaojinrengle,maizhedazhangtuiyibubuchaotazouqu。

zhouyinhuangle,made!zaozhidaojiububazijiguoqilai,gaodexiangdongshoudoudongbule,“qiyuan,ni……nixiangganshenme?”

“你啊!”

“我……”

叮—

qiyuanbeiyitiaoxinxijiaolequ。

“zhouyin,xiacizaiganzheimetiaoxinwo,woyidingrangnixiabulaichuang!”

linzouqian,qiyuanhaiqialebatadexiongjinggao。

zhouyinchitongdejiaoleyisheng,xiangbaochou,renyilikai。

made,goudongxijiushigoudongxi,**!

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“weijiasiting,gangcaimeikandao,shenme?mingwanshangyoutingpaidui,haoyahaoya!”

“weiarui,xiazhoufaguocanting?kanwoxinqinglou!”

“xiaofanfana,wozaojiugennishuolede,wokuaihenimachengguimile,nishuowoliangheshima?”

……

ciri,zhouyinshoudaoyitiaomoshengyoujian。

yishuidequanshitahaiwanglaogonghenvrendeaimeizhao。

nvrendelianbeidama,danbufangaizhouyindepanduan。

jiaozhitouyenengcaichulaishineizhixiadande……e,nvren。

zhouyinsuishouhuifu,【meizi,nizheiabeiyehaoyisifachulaixuanyao?jiejiepingtangzheyigedoubinilianggeda,huiqudiandianzailaiba!】

mishutongzhi,“zhouzong,dongshizhangrangninquyitang!”

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zheishilaotouzidetieshenmishulanyating,qiaotayanjiaofanhong,yishanbuzhengdeyangzi,zhunshiyoubeilaotouzi“zhaogu”leyifan。

zheiliangrendeguanxi,kantoubushuotou,haishihaopengyou。

lanyatingpengjianzhouyin,gangadelianyihong,wangledazhaohujiucongmanglikaile。

“爸!”

“meidameixiao,jinlaizenmeyebuzhidaoqiaomen?”zhouguoshanzhengmangzhekoupidai,jianrenjinlai,hedeyijiling。

duiyulaozhoulaotouzheifudexing,zhouyinxiyiweichang.

nianqingshijiujialihongqibudao,waimiancaiqipiaopiao,sishengzibiandikaihua,santianliangtoujiuyounvrenbaozhehaizishangmennao。

weici,tadeshengmuyuqijiexin,zuizhonglishi,zheicaijilelinyulanmunvkechengzhiji。

zhouyinzhunbeiluozuo,turanxiangqifangcailimiandeliangrenjiuzaizheizhangshafashang……

咦!算了,她洁癖。

“您找我什么事?”

“qishineigedujiadaoxiangmunizhidaodeba?muqianyijingjinrujiudianjianshejieduan!”zhouguoshanyaleyashou,shiyizhouyinzuoxia。

周姻就不。

“zheiduizhoushilaishuoshigebucuodejihui,yidanzanmenzhoushiheqishihezuo,jianghuizaiguoneishichangchedidakaimingqi,erqie……”

“打住!”