“什么！”
“开什么玩笑！”
“laoyezinifengleba！”
linlaoyezidezheihuayichukou，yuanbenhaianjingdelinjiazhongrendunshizhaleguo，buganzhixindekanzhezijialaoyezi。
他们听到了什么！
zijialaoyezijurangangjianmian，jiuyaojianglinjiasuoyoudejiyesongjileyigemoshengren。
shenzhibeiweideqingqiuduifangshouxialintianyizuoduifangdenvpu！
简直不可理喻！
“fengle，jianzhishifengle！wojuebujieshouzheigejieguo！”
linzaironggengshifennudezhanqishen，liansezhanghong，taishouzhizhexiaojunnuoduizhezijishenqiandefuqinnuchi，
“jiuweilezheimeyigebuzhidaonalimaochulaidezazhong，lintaiannizheigelaodongxijiujiangwomendecaichanquanbusongchuqu？kaishenmewanxiao！”
“woguantashenmexiaojia！shinianqianjiubeimiemendesangmenwanyi，turanmaochulaigepianzijiuxiangyaoqiangwolinjiadechanye，xiangdoubiexiang！”
linzairongshuangmupenhuodekanzhexiaojunnuo，yanshenfangfoyaosharenyiban，chongzhetaxionghennuhou，
“xiaozi！jiwogunchuqu！lairena，jiangzheigejiahuojiwodachuqu！”
“逆子！！”
linlaoyezitingdaolinzairongdehuadunshidanu，chengqishenjuzheguaizhangjiuchongzheduifangdaqu。
kedaolezheigeshihou，linzairongyechedifengkuangle，genbenburenzheigefuqin，yibajiujiangguaizhangchezou，chedelinlaoyeziyigelieju。
gengshiyinlengwubidechongzheshenhoudexiongdizizhihandao，“fuqinfengle，nimenbuhuiyefengleba。nandaonimenyexiangyaorangfuqinjiangwomendejiyequanbusongchuqu？”
显然，
zaojiurennaibuzhudelinzairongshixiangyaochenjiduoquan，zhangguanlinjiale！
“ni....nizheigenizi！zaizhong，jiwodasizheigenizi！”
linlaoyezilieju，yaobushidaerzifuzhechadianshuaidaozaidi，cuchuanzheqizhandoudeshouzhizhiduifang。
“dage，wokannihaishibafuqinfujinquba，fuqinnianjizheimedaleyeshishihouhaohaoxiuxile，zheilijiujiaojiwomenchuli。”
linzairongquegenbenbulihuilinlaoyezidehua，qiangshiwubidejiuduizijidedagefenfudao。
tingdaolinzairongdehua，linlaoyeziqiji，nuhuogongxinzhixiayikounixuejiutulechulai，hunmiguoqu。
“爷爷！”
“fuqin！kuai，jiaoyishenglai！”
zheiyixia，changmiandunshihunluanqilai。
xiaojunnuoyeshimeitouweizhou，maibushangqian。
linlaoyezidezhengzhuangtakandehenqingchu，duifangshinujigongxin，ganhuoruti，yiduifangdenianjiruguobujishizhiliaozhipazhendeyoushengmingweixian。
suirantabujidelinlaoyeziyuzijixiaojiadequeqieguanxi，danjinpingduifangzhiqiandeneifanhua，tayebukenengfangzhebuguan。
ranerxiaojunnuoxiangjiuren，yourenquekantabushunyan！
“xiaozigunkai！zheili....”
啪！
一个清脆巴掌响起！
jiandaoxiaojunnuoshangqian，linzairongjiuyaozulan，sheichengxiangzijihuacaishuodaoyiban，yigebazhangjiuzhongzhongdeshuaizailetadelianshang。
xianhongdebazhangyindadetanaoguaziwengwengzuoxiang！
“zheiyibazhang，dadeshinizhiqianchuyanbuxun。”
“你他么的！！！”
linzairongjishishouguozheiyangdexiuru，mianluzhengningjiuyaodongshou。
啪！！
jieguoyoushiyibazhanghenhenshuaizailetadelianshang！
这一下！
tadezhengzhangliandouhongzhongqilai，zuijiaogengshiguashanglexianxue！
“zheiyibazhang，dadeshinimuwuzunzhangbudongzunbei！”
jieliandeliangbazhang，dadelinzairongzhenggerendoumengle。
danqingxideshiliduibi，yerangtaqingchuleduifangdebuhaore，napashuangmupenhuoxiangyaosharendexinsidouyoule，yezhinengtuihou，wuzheliangaohanzhelairen。
jiandeduifangtuihou，xiaojunnuoyelandelihuizheifeiwu，jingzhilaidaolinlaoyezishenqian。
“buxiangrangtasidehua，nimenjiudourangkai。”
xiaojunnuozhiqiandejudong，linzaizhongdengrenziranyekanzaiyanli。
qingchuxiaojunnuonenglidelintianyi，zaizijifuqinerbianeryujijuzhihou，bianrangchuleweizhi。
xiaojunnuoshangqian，shouzhongyidaoyinzhenshanxian，huishoujianyinzhenzailinlaoyezishenshanggechuqingnianjixia，dongzuoxingyunliushuijinxiandajiafengfan。
jinjinzhishipianke，laoyezideyuanbencuchuandehuxibianpingwenlexialai。
suihouxiaojunnuoxianglexiang，conghuaizhongtaochuyigexiaociping，daochuyimeidanwanjiduifangweixia，bianzhanqileshen。
“renyijingmeishile，haohaoxiuxiyizhenzhihou，shentihuibizhiqiangenghao。”
chongzhelintianyiliuxiazheimeyijuhou，xiaojunnuobianyaolikai。
“xiao...xiansheng，nishifuqindeguike，zhiqianduoyouwulihaiqingliuxiashaodai，wodaibiaolinjiahaozuopeili。”
yanjianxiaojunnuoyaozou，linzaizhonglianmangkaikou。
suiranzhiqianfuqindehua，liantayemeixiangdao，duizheiweichucijianmiankenengshixiaojiahourendeqingnianganguanbingbuhao，danchuyulijiehaishikaikouwanliu。
ranerxiaojunnuozhishiyaoleyaotou，meiyouzuoda，xiangzhebieshuwaizouqu。
“zou！xianzaisheiyunxunizoule！doujiwoshang！jiwodaduanzheijiahuodeyitiaotui！”
“sheizhidaozheigepianziduilaoyezizuoleshenme，yaoshichuleshizenmeban，juebunengjiuzheimefangtalikai！”
linjiapurenhuiju，linzairongdediqidunshiyoulaile，huishoujianjiuzhaohuzhongrenshangqian，yaonaxiaxiaojunnuo。
“ershu，niganshenme！kuaizhushou！”
lintianyijiandaoershudejudong，liansejiushiyibian。
takeshijianshiguoxiaojunnuodeshilide，lianmangshangqianjiuyaozuzhi。
ketadedongzuohaishichile。
yizhonglinjiapurendoushihaoshou，keshiganggangshangqianhaimeikaojinxiaojunnuo，yebujiantaruhechushou，yiqunrenbianbeiyiguqijingsaofeilechuqu。
xiaojunnuojiaobumeiyousihaotingdundexiangzhelinzairongzouqu。
“ni，ninixiangyaozuoshenme？”
kandaozheiyimu，linzairongdelenghanyixiajiumaochulaile，wuzhelianjingkongdehoutui。
啪！！
xiaojunnuozaicidongshou，yibazhangshuaizailelinzairongdelianshang。
这一巴掌打的极重。
linzairongcanhaoyisheng，zhenggerendoubeidafeichuqu，xianxueyuyachicongtadekouzhongfeichu。
“renbufanwowobufanren，nizheijiahuojicisanfantiaoxin，zhenyiweiwoshininiedema？”
“gangcai，nishishuoyaodaduanwodeyitiaotuishiba？”
xiaojunnuoyanshenlengli，taituijiushiliangjiao。
咔嚓！咔嚓！
liangshengcuixiang，xiaojunnuozhijiecaiduanleduifangdeshuangtui，zailinzairongaihaoshengzhongyangzhangerqu。
这一次。
可没人再阻拦他了。
lintianyikanzhezaidishangtongkuaihaodeershu，qiaolianyibai，danxianglexianghaishiyaozhechun，zhuizhexiaojunnuodebeiyingerqu。
zhishitagangdaobieshumenkou，jiukandaoyiliecheduitingzailebieshumenkou。
zaicheduizuizhongjiande，heranshijiazhangdelaosilaisihuanying。
qiheiergaoguidezaoxing，youbieyuzijiyinxiangzhongdesheji，xianranshidingzhikuandechaoshebanben，ersuizhechemenzaibaobiaodedongzuoxiadakai。
yigeshenchuanheiseliangyinyuweizhangqun，daizhemojing，zhangfapijiandenvrenzoulexialai。
nvrenshencaigaotiao，youzherangrenxianmuyaoraoshencai，baixidedazhangtuixiuzhangbizhi，zhaixiamojinghouluchuyizhangjingzhichengshudelianpang，chongmanlegaolengyujiedefengfan。
kejiushizheimeyigeyujiefanshizudejuesemeiren，zaijiandaoxiaojunnuohoulianshangluchuleyigecanlanwubidexiaorong，rutongruyantoulinyibankuaibupudaoleduifangdehuaili。
neijinjinbaozhededongzuo，qinmidezitaidouranglintianyizhangdaleyingtaoxiaozui。
yinweizheigenvren，tazhengqiaorenshi。
zhengshirujinbeipengweishangjingdiyinvshen，yeshitaxinmuzhongchongbaideouxiangnvqiangren。
liushicaituandezhangkongzhe，liumengyun！