妻子怀孕后我彻底摆烂第一章

jiehunsannian,qiziyizhihuaibushanghaizi。

zuihouzaiqizipengyoudejieshaoxia,shiguanyinianzhongyuhuailebaobao。

zaiqizihuaiyunliugeyueshi,wowuyitingjiantahetaguimideduihua。

“niguyichilesanniandebiyunyao,rangtajuedezijishentiyouwenti,ranhoujiejitichuquzuoshiguan,jinjinjiushiweilebatade**huanchenglinxiangfeide,nizheizhaozhenshigaoa!”

qizihaobuzaiyi,“yangdayigehaiziyoushinaifenqian,youshixuefei,jiarushinanhaihaidezhunbeicaili。wokeshebudelingeweilehaizichineimeduodeku。”

“dengrantaobanglingetitabahaiziyangda,haizijianglairenqin,lingenengzhijiexiangshouerzidexiaoshun,zheiduohao。”

wokanzhezheigehendudenvren,meiyoubanfenyouyu,jiubodalecizhidianhua。

congjintiankaishi,wojiangchedibailan。

 【1】

“nijiubuparantaoyihouzhidaolebengkuifafeng?”

“huanzuonagenanrendouyinggaishoubulezijixinxinkukuyanglejishiniandeerzijingranshibierendehaiziba?”

lixiaotaowuzuiyixiao,“nijuedejiupingtaneigemuyunaodainengzhidao?”

“taxianzaia,weilenengjiwomenmuziyigexingfudeshenghuo,taxialebanhou,haiyaoyizhipaowaimaidaobanye,tacaimeiyoujinglixiangneimeduo!”

songhuiyilianxianmu,“xiaotao,nishashihoukaigeban,ba**nanrendezheiyizhaojiaojijiemeibei?”

“dangchuzaixuexiaodeshihou,nijiubarantao**debigouhaitinghua。xianzaijiehunle,nideshouduankeshigengjiagaominglea!”

lixiaotaoyilianxianqi,“youshakexianmude,meitianpaowanwaimaihuilaishenshangyiguhanwei,nanwensile!”

“erqiemeicidoushidabanyecaihuilai,bawochaoxing,zheibu,zuotiancaihetafenfangshuilema?”

“yo,yourenxiangpurensihouzheni,nihaibuleyile?”

“woshuoyaobuyihouwoxianghuaihaizideshihou,niyebangwohuaiyixia,jixurangrantaobangwobahaiziyangzhe!”

lixiaotaoheiheiyixiao,“nishixiangbarantaoleisia!buguoyebushibuxinghahaha!”

fangjianlichuanlaidexiaosheng,xiangshiyibababishou,zaiwodexinshanghuakaiyidaodaoxuelinlindekouzi。

wosongkaimenbashou,zhuanshenjiangzhuanmenjilixiaotaodaidelizhidiujinyipangdelajitong。

yuzhibeiyiqidiudiaode,haiyouwomenqiniandeganqing。

wojianggebiwudingdewaimaifangzaimenkouhou,wojiushihunluopodizouchulexiaoqu。

sannianmeiyouhuaiyun,womenquyiyuanzuolewushujiancha,qijianweilediaolishenti,woheleshubuqingdezhongyao。

houlai,gongsishouyibuhao,xinzijiangleyiban。

weilenenggoucouqizuoshiguandeqian,woxiabanhouchangchangpaowaimaidaobanye。

zheiyinianlai,womeitianshuimianbuzuwugexiaoshi,meitianxiaofeibuchaoguo15kuai。

weileshengqian,wozhongfanhewanfandouzhinengchixiancaixiabaimifan。

jinguanrizijianku,danmeimeixiangdaolixiaotaoduziyunyuzhewomendeaiqingjiejing,wojiujuederiziyoupantou。

xiangdaojijiangdaolaidesankouzhijiadexingfushenghuo,wojiuchongmanleliliang。

kezhidaocikewocaimingbai,wogenbenjiubushihaizideqinshengfuqin,zhishiyigezhuanqiandegongjuren。

wodesuoyoufuchuchenglerangrenxiaodiaodayadexiaohua。

wozuanzheshouxin,yaozheyachi。

xinzhongdebiequhefennusuishiyaochongpowodexiongtang。

pingjingxialaihou,wohaobuyouyunachushoujibodalewaimaigongsidedianhua。

“我要辞职。”

woyikebutinggandaowaimianzhandian,qianlelizhixieyi。

zhanzhangfanfuqueren,“nizhendeyaocizhima?nibushishuohaiyaozanqianhehaizimainaifenma?”

“离了。”

jiranlixiaotaozheimexiwangwotilinxiangfeibahaiziyangda,neicongjintiankaishiwojiuchedibailan。

benlaitiqianlizhi,shibufagongzide。

danzhanzhangjuedewoyeburongyi,haishijiwojielezheigeyuedegongzi。

wozhuantoujiumaileyipinghaojiuhelucai,gangdaoshoudegongzijiuhualeyiban。

dengwohuidaojiazhong,quefaxianjiamendemimasuoyizhixianshimimabuzhengque。

zhengdangwozhunbeiqiaomenshi,menkaile。

linxiangfeiguangzheshangshenjiuzoulechulai。

【2】

jiandaoshiwo,linxiangfeixiaolexiao,“nihuilailea?”

“快进来。”

linxiangfeiyifuzhurenjiadezitai,fangfowocaishineigewairen。

“rantao,wojiazuijinzhuangxiu,xiaotaoshuowozhuwaimianyeshilangfeiqian,tagancuizhijierangwobanleguolai。”

“tazhidaowojixingbuhao,jiubamensuomimahuanchengwodeshengrile,niyinggaibuhuijieyiba?”

cishilixiaotaoyeyinglechulai,tachelechezijidequnzi,woyixiajiukanchutalimianshizhenkongde。

“laogongnixinkule,jintianzenmehuilaidezheimezao?gankuaiquxigezaoba。”

wokanzhelixiaotaoxuweidemoyang,zhijuedeexinzhiji。

tabiaomianshangguanxinshigewenroutitiedeqizi,beidiliquedaizhezijidebaiyueguang,guangmingzhengdadizaiwojiatouqing。

shenzhihaipawoturanhuilai,haitiqianhuanlemendemima。

kedangtamuguangluodaowoshouzhongdelucaihehaojiushang,tashunjianjiunule。

“rantaonizenmehuishi?shizenmechenwoshuizheleyigerenkaixiaozaoma?”

“nibushishuoyaobaqiancunxialai,jiwomendeerzidangcailima?niyigerenheguidejiushishenmeyisi?”

linxiangfeixiaozhejiangjiunaleguoqu,“xiaotao,niyinggaikuarantaoyouxianjianzhiming。”

“shuobudingtazhidaowoyaolai,zhuanmenmailaizhaodaiwode!”

tingdaozheihua,lixiaotaodeliansecaihuanhexialai。

“neilinge,nijinwanduohedian。”

womeiyoulihuitamen,zhijiequxilezao。

dengwochulaideshihou,neipingjiuhelucaidouyijingmeishengxiaduoshao。

lixiaotaojiangbuzhicongnaermailaideliangpingzuibianyidejiudileguolai。

“lai,nipeilingehedian。”

“nimenheba,woxianshuile。”

lixiaotaojianwojujue,lianyixiaheidedoukuaidichumolai。

“laogongniyexinkuyitianle,hedianjiuduishentihao。”

shuowan,lixiaotaozhijiejiangjiubeididaowozuiba,yingshengshengguanlewoliangbei。

suizheliangbeipijiuxiadu,wozhijuedetouyufahunzhang。

wobushoukongzhidibishangyanjing,zaiwozuihouyisiyishichedixiaoshizhiqian,wozhikanjianlixiaotaohelinxiangfeidangzhewodemianjiuchanzaiyiqi......

diertianwozhijuedetouxiangshiyaoliekaiyiban,yiguexinganshizhonghuizhibuqu。

我醒来已经是下午。

woqunawobeiguanjiuzhihou,toutoufangzaijiaoluodeshouji。

dengdaodakaishoujishipin,yigunuqizhichongwodetianlinggai。

zaijiangwomiyunhou,liangrentuoleyifujiuzaiwoshenhoudeshafashangkaishidazhan。

“xiaotao,nibuzhidaowozhengtiankanzhenihezheigemeiyongdenanrenzaiyiqixinliyouduonanshou!”

linxiangfeiyijiaojiangwochuaikai,shenzhizhijiezaiwoshenshangsaniao。

“linge,nifangxinwoaidekendingshini!”

“yaorangwokanzheniweilehaizimangdaozhengtianfanchibuhao,jueshuibuxiang,wokeshihuixintengde!”

“nijiuguaiguaidengzherantaotizanmenbahaiziyangda,yihounizhifuzexiangfujiuxing!”

linxiangfeijugaolinxiakanzhewo,“nibaanmianyaochanzaijiuli,nijiubupabatadusima?”

linxiangfeiyibianshuozhe,shoujiuzailixiaotaoshenshangyouzou。

lixiaotaoyanshenmili,zhudongyinghe。

“nifangxin,meiyoubazanmendeerziyangdazhiqian,tashibuhuiside!”

linxiangfeiheiheiyixiao,“yaoshitajianglaizhidaozijideerzibushizijideerzi,nishuotahuibeiqisima?”

lixiaotaoyilianwusuowei,“qisibushigenghao,neizanmenjiunengguangmingzhengdadizaiyiqile。”

linxiangfeidongzuoyufaculudadan,“keshiwohaishixihuanxianzaizheiyang,dangzhetademianhenizuozheizhongshiqing,gengjia**!”

kanzheshoujizhongdehuamianwoxinrudaojiao,erjiuzaizheishi,lixiaotaoyigerenhuilaile。

【3】

“nizenmehaizaijiali?”

jianwomeiqushangban,lixiaotaoyiliannuhuo。

“zheidouxiawule,niyigedananrenjingranhaiduozaiwulitoulan,nishixiangyaowoheduzilidehaizigenzhenihexibeifengma?”

wohaichennizaiganggangdezhenjingyubeishangdangzhong,lixiaotaoyiweiwoshizaiwushita。

tazhijieyierguangjiushanleguolai。

“wohenishuohuaninandaomeiyoutingjianma?”

“niyaoshizaibugunquzhuanqian,zanmenjiulihun!”

cengjingzhiyaowoyourenheshiqingmeiyouranglixiaotaoxinmanyizu,tajiuhuiyongfenshoulihunlaiweixiewo。

tayiweizheicihaihuixiangwangchangyiyang,haowudixiandiqianjiuzongrongta。

kewozuihoujiuzhishuoleyisheng“hao”。

yangyangdeyidelixiaotaoliansejubian,“nishuoshenme?”

wodingzhelixiaotaodeyanjing,“nibushixiangyaolihunma?neiwojiuchengquannia。”

lixiaotaoyixiajiuhongleyankuang,weiqudikuchushenglai。

“rantaonizheigefuxinhan,nishuoguoyaorangwohehaizixingfude,nixianzaijingranyaohewolihun!”

“woyaogaosuwobama,kannishizenmeqifuwode!”

takuzhejiujiyuefuyuemudaqudianhua。

jiedaodianhuadelianggelaorenhuojihuoliaojiuganleguolai。

gangyijinmen,meirenjiujiwoyierguang。

“rantaonibushiren!wonverxinxinkukuhuaishangnidehaizinixianzaijingranyaolihun?”

“yaoshinizhenganlihun,kanwomenbudaduannidetui!”

kandaoyuefuyuemu,lixiaotaokudegengxiongle。

“rantao,woxianzaihuailenidehaizi,shencaizouyangle,yangmaobianchoule,nijiuyaopaoqiwoma?”

“nishibushizaiwaimianzhaolexiaosan?”

“shenme?zhaolexiaosan!”

tingdaozheihua,yuefuyuemugengshihuomaosanzhang。

“ranhao,hezhedangchunideneixiehuayanqiaoyudoushiyonglaipianwomende?”

“shuoshenmeyaorangwomenzaodianbaoshangsunzi,zaodianjiwomenyanglao,buguodoushishuoshuoeryi!”

“nizheirenzhenshigaitiandaleipi!”

qiahaozheishi,linxiangfeiyehuilaile。

tayilianchayidizouleshanglai,kaikoujiushiduiwoyidunzhize。

“rantaonidaodihaishibushigenanren,nizhibuzhidaoxiaotaozheixienianweilehuaishangnidehaizichileduoshaoku?”

“nixianzaijingranyouliantilihun?”

“yaoshinizhenganlihundehua,wojiudasini!”

kanzhelinxiangfeiyifentianyingdemoyang,wojiuxiangtu。

“nigandongwoyixiashishi,niyiweiwopani?”

“zaishuoniyigewairenlundaoniduiwozhishouhuajiaolema?”

linxiangfeisihubeiwoshenshangsanfachudeshaqihedao。

tagangadixiaolexiao,“rantao,nigaibuhuishiyinweixiaotaoshanzibawodaihuijia,nishengqichiculeba?”

“nizheitangtangyigedananren,zenmezheimexiaodujichang?wobuguojiushizhujitianeryi。”

“jirannibuhuanyingwo,neiwozoujiushile。”

shuozhelinxiangfeizhuanshenjiuzhunbeizou。

wojiangtalalehuilai,zhunbeihaohaogentasuanzhang!