wodakaileshouji，diaochuhefaxiaodeliaotiankuang。
“xuege，nineitaichezenmebeiguazaiershoupingtaile?xiongdiyanjishoukuaipaixialaile，zheiyangniubidesirendingzhiyezhiyouniyouyiliangle。”
wodiankailetafalaidetupian，shangmianheranxiezhechezhushixueke。
xuekeandilipeilebaxincheyaochi，bachenongquheishimailezhuanqian。
wobazhaopianshuaidaoxuekemianqian：
“bushishuokanbushangma?zenmetoutoubawodechemaileni?”
xuekeyouxiehuang，dangyouqiangzhuangzhending：
“nilaopobachesongjiwole，qiuzhewoshouxia，wokekanbushangnizheizapaiche，zhuanshoumailejiwodechekutengweizhi！”
我只觉得滑稽：
“bushiyingqidiyaohaichema？zenmeyoujitoutoumaileni?”
“gaibuhuinijiushikaotoubierendongxidaomai，cainengmianqiangweichinixuejiadashaodelianmiandeba！”
xuekefangfobeiwochuozhongletongchu，lianqingyizhenbaiyizhen：
haimeidengtajiaobian，linruyanjiutiaolechulai，chaoqiyanhuigangchaowohenhenzhiguolai。
woyishimeiduokai，etoubeizachuyigexuekouzi。
wodenaozilikezhuanglejiazhiqianyidedongxi，danchayidianjiubeikaipiao。
meixiangdaolinruyanweileweihuxueke，buxirucishanghaiwo。
wozhenjingyoushiluo，linruyixinxudidajiao：
“cheshiwosongjixiaokede，tabenlaibuxiangyao，shiwoqiutashouxiade，niyaoshengqijiuchongwolai！”
xuekesonglesonglingdai，buxiedixieniwo：
“yaobushitaqiuwoshouxia，zheizhongzapaichewokandoubuhuikanyiyan。”
wolengxiaoyisheng，jiexiashoulijiazhiqianwandedingzhiwanbiao，shuaijixueke：
“jiuqianwandechebeirenchengzapaiche，xianglaixueshaoyeniyemeishenmeyanguang。zheizhibiaojiazhibaiwan，xiangbigounihuihuoyizhengle。xianzai，ninazheganjingunbie！biedaraowoerzidemanyueyan！”
linruyanyigejianbudangzaitashenqian：
“yikuaiditanhuohaihaoyisinachulaixuanyao?zhenrangrenxiaodiaodaya。haiyou，biewuruwodezhumale，tabinigaoshangduole，buxiangni，yishentongchou！”
我被气笑了：
“woyishentongchou?yaoshimeiyouwo，nimenlinjiazaodaobile，ninalaideqianjixuekezheigeruandanhua?”
yipangdezhulidoubudandingle，fenfenkaikou：