wogenzhechuancaiyuanjinruxianchang,kandaomengqianshenzhefengguanxiapei,zhengditoujijiangshuodebamajingcha。
zaisiyideyindaoxia,mengqianhanxiukanleyiyanshenbiandenanren,jiaolesheng:[ba、ma。]
jiangbajiangmadangjinachuyigehouhoudehongbao,zuogaikoufei,danmengqianmeishou。
[ba、ma,xinyierxishouxiale,danzheihongbaobunengshou,yihouwohuihaohaoxiaoshunnimende。]
jiangshuomanyanrouqingdekanzhemengqian,errenshenqingjiewen。
[老婆,我爱你。]
haoyifumucizixiaofuqienaidechangmian。
zheilibujingjingdiaoxizhuo,binkemantang,yikanjiushijingxincehualehenzhangshijian,genmengqiankouzhongneiju【suibianyingfuwomazhuangzhuangyangzi】sihaobuxianggan。
beilvdexiuruganchongchidanao,wonulipingfuzijidexinqing,nulirangzijilengjing。
mengqiandebiaojiezuixianfaxiandewo。
[luzhuo,ni、ni,nizenmelaile?!bushijiaonibuyaolaima?!]
[wobulaizenmezhidaowolaopoyaojiaren?]
jianwomeiyouyaozoudeyisi,biaojiejidedongshoutuisang。
[luzhuo,nibierangqianqiandiulemianzi!]
我让她丢了面子?
jiehunshinian,wozaimengjiadangniuzuoma,mengqianbamazhudexinfang,didikaidehaoche,jiulianbiaojiefushourubufeidegongzuo,nagebushiwochuqianchuliqiulaide?
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wotamarangtazhuanzulemianzi!
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[gongxinia,youqingrenzhongchengjuanshu。]
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[luzhuo,nizenmelaile?]
[wolaopojiehun,wozheigedangzhangfudedangranyaolaile。]
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[zenmehuishia?bushishuoyijinglihunlema?]
[bachengshikanqianqianzhaodebitatiaojianhao,yanhonglebei。]
[zhenbuyaolian,lihunlehaiburangqianqianzaizhao。]
shiqingbailu,mengqianxinxudebikaiwodeyanjing。
wonulikezhizijixiangfabiaodexinqing,yinchenzhelianxiangmengqiankaojin。
[mengqian,nibudasuangendajiajieshijieshi?]
jiangshuoqiangxiandangzaitademianqian。
[luzhuo,sichanlandahaowanma?niwenwenqianqianxinlidaodishishei?]
好一个英雄救美啊。
mengqianchenjisuohuibeiwolazhudeshou,duozaitashenhou。
[luzhuo,nihaishizouba。]
ciqingcijing,wodaoxianggezizuoduoqingdexiaosanle。
budengwozhuiwen,mengqiandedidimenghaodaizhebaoanchonglejinlai。
[jiushita!zheirenshikongbufenzi!ganjinzhuaqilai!]
[shenmerendouganwanglifang!pohuaiwojiejiedehunli,dengzhebeiqisubanimen!]
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tamoxudexingwei,gengxiangshiyibalirenshenshencitongwodexin。
zheiyike,wodexinliangle。
pinmingzhengtuoshufuhou,wocongdoulitaochuerbaikuaiqianzazaizhuozishang。
[wosuierbai,zhunimenbainianhaohe!]
zhihoutiqiyijingbeichesuidewaitao,yiqueyiguaizouchujiudian。