第2章

wogenzhechuancaiyuanjinruxianchang,kandaomengqianshenzhefengguanxiapei,zhengditoujijiangshuodebamajingcha。

zaisiyideyindaoxia,mengqianhanxiukanleyiyanshenbiandenanren,jiaolesheng:[ba、ma。]

jiangbajiangmadangjinachuyigehouhoudehongbao,zuogaikoufei,danmengqianmeishou。

[ba、ma,xinyierxishouxiale,danzheihongbaobunengshou,yihouwohuihaohaoxiaoshunnimende。]

jiangshuomanyanrouqingdekanzhemengqian,errenshenqingjiewen。

[老婆,我爱你。]

haoyifumucizixiaofuqienaidechangmian。

zheilibujingjingdiaoxizhuo,binkemantang,yikanjiushijingxincehualehenzhangshijian,genmengqiankouzhongneiju【suibianyingfuwomazhuangzhuangyangzi】sihaobuxianggan。

beilvdexiuruganchongchidanao,wonulipingfuzijidexinqing,nulirangzijilengjing。

mengqiandebiaojiezuixianfaxiandewo。

[luzhuo,ni、ni,nizenmelaile?!bushijiaonibuyaolaima?!]

[wobulaizenmezhidaowolaopoyaojiaren?]

jianwomeiyouyaozoudeyisi,biaojiejidedongshoutuisang。

[luzhuo,nibierangqianqiandiulemianzi!]

我让她丢了面子?

jiehunshinian,wozaimengjiadangniuzuoma,mengqianbamazhudexinfang,didikaidehaoche,jiulianbiaojiefushourubufeidegongzuo,nagebushiwochuqianchuliqiulaide?

zhiyaotajiaqinqiyizhangzui,wohedaoweichuankongyeyaobashiqingbantuo。

wotamarangtazhuanzulemianzi!

woshuaikaibiaojie,chaoqiyipingbaijiu,menleyidakou,tizhebeizizouxiangmengqian。

[gongxinia,youqingrenzhongchengjuanshu。]

mengqianbenzaixiaozhedelian,shunjianjiangzhu。

[luzhuo,nizenmelaile?]

[wolaopojiehun,wozheigedangzhangfudedangranyaolaile。]

beiziyishuai,quanchangshunjiananjingxialai,zhishengjigekanrenaobuxianshidadeqinqiqieqiesiyu。

[zenmehuishia?bushishuoyijinglihunlema?]

[bachengshikanqianqianzhaodebitatiaojianhao,yanhonglebei。]

[zhenbuyaolian,lihunlehaiburangqianqianzaizhao。]

shiqingbailu,mengqianxinxudebikaiwodeyanjing。

wonulikezhizijixiangfabiaodexinqing,yinchenzhelianxiangmengqiankaojin。

[mengqian,nibudasuangendajiajieshijieshi?]

jiangshuoqiangxiandangzaitademianqian。

[luzhuo,sichanlandahaowanma?niwenwenqianqianxinlidaodishishei?]

好一个英雄救美啊。

mengqianchenjisuohuibeiwolazhudeshou,duozaitashenhou。

[luzhuo,nihaishizouba。]

ciqingcijing,wodaoxianggezizuoduoqingdexiaosanle。

budengwozhuiwen,mengqiandedidimenghaodaizhebaoanchonglejinlai。

[jiushita!zheirenshikongbufenzi!ganjinzhuaqilai!]

[shenmerendouganwanglifang!pohuaiwojiejiedehunli,dengzhebeiqisubanimen!]

liangmingbaoanfenbieqinnazhuwodeshuangbei,menghaonazhedianjiqiangdizaiwoyaojian。

wohaowufangbeiguidaozaidi,zaizheigexiqingdehunlidatingli,langbeijile。

dajiadouqingchu,wocaishishouhaideyifang,quemeiyourenyuanyishenchuyuanshou。

jiangshuodeyidekanzhewo,baichuyifushenglizhedezitai。

mengqianyijiuduozaihoumianyishengbuhang。

tamoxudexingwei,gengxiangshiyibalirenshenshencitongwodexin。

zheiyike,wodexinliangle。

pinmingzhengtuoshufuhou,wocongdoulitaochuerbaikuaiqianzazaizhuozishang。

[wosuierbai,zhunimenbainianhaohe!]

zhihoutiqiyijingbeichesuidewaitao,yiqueyiguaizouchujiudian。