第5章

laozhangrenbeiwoqidegouqiang,jiaolailemenghao,dasuanyiqijiwodianyansekankan。

zheiciwozaoyoufangbei,duodiaolemenghaodequantou,tabuxiaoxinzaidaozaidi,shuailegegouchishi。

menghaocongxiaojiaoshengguanyang,zaixuexiaoyoushixiaobajibie,nashouguozheizhongweiqu,qidechongguolaijiuyaozouwo。

[xinglude,nihaiyoulianlai,nibawojiedehunlidougaozale!]

[wokanninianjiqingqingde,zenmejiuxiaonaoweisuole,douwanglewocaishinijiefule?]

[wopei,nijiushigetiangou,tikuanji,haizhenbazijidanghuishile,xianzaishuogehuilaile,nisuangepi!]

suiranxinliqingchu,dancongmenghaozuilishuochulaideshihou,wohaishijingleyixia。

wogenmengqianjiehundeshihou,menghaocaishiwusui,woyesuankanzhetazhangdade。

zheimeduonian,wogongtachuanmingpai,shangguizuxuexiao,tacaigangbiyejiukaihaocheyueruguowan,quandoushiwodegonglao。

jieguozaitaxinli,wojingranliangerendoubusuan?!

woqidehunshenfadou,dasuanhaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunzheigexiaobaiyanlang。

mengqianganleguolai,yibalazhuwotaiqideshou,lishenghechi:[luzhuo,tayigehaizi,nigentajijiaoshenme?]

[tabudongshi,niyebudongshima?]

haohaohao,tabudongshi,nizonggaidongshiba?

[mengqian,shibushinigentashuowoshitiangou、tikuanjide?]

[你发什么疯?]

youlaizheitao,wonieqitadexiaba,ehenhendedengzheta。

[是,还是不是?]

wodeliqihenda,mengqiandezuijiaohenkuaishenchuxuelai。

mengqiangujicongmeixiangguowohuizheiyangduita,yanshenchongmankonghuang。

laozhangrenhemenghaoqishenxiangyaolakaiwodeshou,doubeiwoyiyishuaikai。

naochudedongjingtaida,binkemenhedefandoubuchile,linbaojiudasuanche。

fuwuyuanjianzhuang,mashangnazhezhangbenheerweimapaoleguolai。

[luxiansheng,zheiweinvshishuoninhuifuzemaidan,mafanninsaoyixia,yigongwuwanqiqianba。]

行啊,真行!

wosuanzhidaomengqianweishenmejicongcongdequzhaowoguolaile,yuanlaitikuanjijiushiyonglaitikuande!

我买你妈!

wochongshangqian,qiangguohuatong,shengyinfangdashibei。

[dajiadoubiejizhezou,bafenziqiannahuiquzaizou。]

[wogenmengqiangenbenjiumeilihun,tahejiangshuojiabanhunli,jiushiweilepianliqian!]

[woguobuquliangxinzheiyiguan,jinergewozuozhu,qiandoutuijinimen!]

liuxiadeqinqimenfengyongguolai,weizailaozhangrenmianqianyaoqian。

laozhangrenjianqingkuangbumiao,wuzhuxinzangjiuyaodao。

我赶紧过来扶住他。

[ba,zheimeduoren,nijiubiezhuangle,shanggeyuewocaidainitijianwan,shentijiankangdehen。]

[dajiadouzheimemang,laoyuanlaidedouburongyi,meigenniyaojingshensunshifeijiubucuole。]

mengqianyijiayizhiqiaobushangzheixieqinqi,zaijialimeishaoshuotamenhuaihua。

buji,wozaizheilixiangdingshizhadanyiyang,buzhidaoyouhuibaochushenmedagua。

jile,jiushibianxiangchengrentamenpianlijindeshiqing。

mengqianqideliandoulvle,zhengshouzuwucuodeshihou,menghaozhanlechulai。

[jie,nipataganshenme?zanmenshenzhengbuparenzaoyao!]

[meipianjiushimeipian,nigenshuogebenlaijiushiliangqingxiangyuede,shixingludelaizaizanmenjiafeiyaozuotiangoude!]

[zhengchoumeijihuigantazouni,jie,niganjingentatanpai,gentalihun!zheimeduoqinqizaizhei,haipatabucheng!]

孟倩的脸更绿了。

wohaimeilaidejifayan,mengqiandeerjiumakezheguazixianzhanlechulai。

tagenmengqianyizhihuxiangkanbuguan,ziranbunengcuoguozheigehaojihui。

[mengqiana,wozheigedangerjiumadeshiwairen,benbuyinggaichanhe,danshizheimeduoniandajiadouqingchu,xiaolushigeshenmeyangderen。]

[ningchaishizuomiaobuchaiyizhuanghun,liangkouzimachuangtouchaochuangweihe,xiaoluzheimeaini,nirengecuo,zheishijiuguoqule。]

erjiumabiaomianshangshizaiquanhe,shijihualihuawaideyisidoushizaishuomengqianqueshichuguile。

mengqianqideduosuo,yebugushenmezhangyouzunbei,zhizheerjiumadebizijiukaima。

[liguilan,nizhuangshenmezhuang,youshiqiuwodeshihouxianggouyiyang,xianzaichuleshijiuluojingxiashi!]

[nijiaerguinvgengehuangmaozaolianchadianbeikaichu,haibushiguolaiqiuluzhuobangnituoguanxizhaoxiaozhangcaibantuode?!]

[liangeguinvdouguanjiaobuhao,haiyouxinsichanhebierenjiadeshi!]

woduanzhechabei,zuozaiyipangkanxi,zheicaifaxianjiangshuobuzhishenmeshihouyijingzoule。

erjiumazuiyaomianzi,beijiedi,ziranshifenbushuang。

[mengqian,woqiunibanshi,nibuyeshouwoshiwankuaiqianma!wobenlaiyebuqiannide!]

shiwankuaiqian?wowanquanbuzhiqing。

hezhewopinsipinhuodeweitamenbanshi,haochuquanrangtamentunle。

[孟倩,你……]

[nishenmeni,tingdagesuishubuguanhaoziji,zhengtianjiuzhidaodongjiazhangxijiaduan,youmeiyoudianzhangbeideyangzi!]

erjiumabeiqideshuobuchuhua,chuizhexiongkouchuancuqi。

biaojieconghoumianjileguolai,yishoufuzhuerjiuma。

[mengqian,nizijiganlechoushibeijiechuan,haihaoyisimawoma!]

[nihaihaoyisishuowomeizaolian,nishijiujiugenjiangshuoshuile,bieyiweiwobuzhidao!houlaigaodaleduzirenjiachuguodoubuyaoni,huogai!]

tingdaozheihua,wodexinmengdiyichou。

jiangshuochuguozhihouyigeyue,mengqianduiwoturanreqingqilai,benyiweishiwodezhenxingandongleta,meixiangdao,jingranshizhaowojiepan。

xinghaomengqianzijibahaizizuodiaole,buranwoqibushibuguangyaoyanghuotamenyijiaziren,haiyaobaibaifuyangtagenjiangshuodehaizi。

可怕。

mengqianzheisuanpanzhuzi,dadezhenshitaikepale。

wowanquanmeixinqingjiezhekanxile,zhixiangkuaidianyuanlizheiyijiaren。

mengqianjianwoyaozou,gengshengqile,chazheyaochongwodahou:[luzhuo,nilaopobeirenqifu,nijiuzheimekanzhe,nisuanshenmenanren?!]

[buhaoyisi,woyijingjuedingyaogennilihunle。]