第2章
许知夏竟然怀孕了!
songnanxinglianseshunjiancangbai!
lisinianhexuzhixia,tamenliandenglihunzhihoudoudengbujima?
exinganyongshangxintou,songnanxingyizhenfanwei。
xuzhixiachajuedaosongnanxingdeshense,xinxiadeyi,mianshangyijiuroushan:“song**,wotingguoyixienihesiniandegushi,zhidaonihenaisinian,jiudangshiweilesinian,nijiubuyaoweinanlibomule。”
songnanxinglengxiao,yishuanglengmoulishibujiayanshidefengci:“xu**,wohelisinianshiqianlelihunxieyi,danshihaimeilinglihunzhengni,xianzaifalvshangwohaishilisiniandeqizi,niyigezhisandangsandedisanzhe,nashenmelichanggenwoshuozheihua?”
许知夏神情一窒。
waijiebudoushuosongnanxingdaibankeqima?zenmetajiandaodezheimeyajianzuili?
xuzhixiachelegepixiaoroubuxiaodebiaoqingchulai:“song**zheihuashuodeyetainantingle,buzhidaoniyoumeiyoutingguozheiyangyijuhua,ganqingli,bubeiaidecaishidisanzhe。”
宋南星神情嘲弄。
suoyi,lisinianjiushiailezheimege**dedongxizheimeduonian?
“jiushi!”limubeisongnanxingzuanzheshouwanrengjiubuwangbangqiangxuzhixia,tayinhendedingzhesongnanxing,“wogaosuni,woyijinggensinianshuohaole,dengnimenlihunneitianjiushisinianhezhixialingzhengzhiri!”
songnanxingshenseyilin,shouxiayongli!
“aaa!tengtengteng!”limuturanfachuyezhubandehaojiao。
songnanxinglengxiao:“neijiubieguaiwomeitixingnimen,anzhaoxianzaidehunyinfawokeyisuishichehuilihunshenqing!suoyi,woquannimen,nimenyaoxiangkaikaixinxindechengweiyijiaren,zuihaobuyaorewobushuang!”
xuzhixiamodizuanjinleshouzhi!
厉母还在嚎叫。
xiayimiao,songnanxingyigeyanshenshuaiguoqu:“jiwobizui!”
limushunjianjingsheng,yizhangrouliantengdezhangchenglezhuganseyebuganhaojiaoyisheng!
zheixiao**shuodemeicuo,jinyaoguantou,tarenle,dengtamenlilehun,kantazenyangjizheixiao**haokan!
songnanxingshuaikailimudeshou,qiangrenxiafanyongdeoutugan,tuozhexinglixiangwangchekuzouqu。
limuhexuzhixiakanzhesongnanxingkaizhekulinanliqu,shensegeyi。
qianzhemanliandexintengrouteng,houzhemouguangzhongyinyinjiazhexingfen。
siniantadecaichan,yijingdaolekeyisuibianfenjiqianqikulinandedibulema?dangnian......
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henkuai,kulinanbianchuxianzaichengnandeyipianjiuxiaoqu。
zheilishisongnanxinghunqianweizijimaideyitaofangzi,suiranshigelaopoxiao,danshitahenxihuanzheizhongchongmanyanhuoqidediduan,fangziyebeitajingxinbuzhiguo,meiyichudouchongmanlewenxin。
linzhexinglixiangshanglelou,dakaifangmen,jinguanfangzilidesuoyouwujiandougaizhefangchenbu,shangmianhailuolebushaodehui,songnanxingdexinqueqiansuoweiyoudeanning。
taweiweigouchun:“zheilicaishijiaa。”
koudailideshoujihuranxiangleqilai。
songnanxingjieguo,guimisulingdeshengyin:“wei,nanxingbaobei,jiemeijiubakaiye,niquedingbulaipengpengchangma?nizailijiazheixienianguodezheimebiequwoshizhenkanbuxiaqu,ouerchulaifangzongyixia......”
“suling,”songnanxingdaduanleta,“wolihunle。”
“lihun?”sulingyidun,suijijingjiao,“shenmeqingkuang?”
songnanxingchuimou,zhidumosuozhezijixinglixiangdebashou:“xuzhixiahuilaile。”
“shenme?”sulingdunshiqidewawadajiao,“nixianzaizaina,jiwofageweizhi,womashangdao!”
songnanxingjisulingfaleweizhi,buchubangexiaoshi,sulingbianchuxianzailesongnanxingmenkou。
sulingdakaimendeshihou,songnanxingyijingjiangfangzilidefangchenbuquanbuchediao,zhengzaituotuosaosao。
sulingyishenheisedejichezhuang,qierduanfaliluozhongdaizhejifenshengrenwujingan,yijinlaijiufengfenghuohuodeyibazhuaizhulesongnanxingdeshouwan,batawangwaila:“doushenmeshihoulenihaiyouxinqingdasao!xuzhixiazaina?jinwanrangjiemeijinibiaoyanyigetushousi**!”
songnanxingquezhuaizhuleta:“suling,meibiyao,woxianzaizhixiangjinkuailihun,buxiangzaiyulijiayourenheguanxi。”
sulingdanxinqiaozheta,quefaxiansongnanxinglianshangdebiaoqingdandande,wanquanmeiyoubeipaoqizhihoudebeishang,zheicaifangxiaxinlai。
takaikoudao:“yehao,wojiushuolijianeigezhananpeibushangni,buguoniquedingjiuzheimejiandandefangguolijia?wuqianwanheyiliangpokulinanjiuxiangdafani?dangchulijiabinlinpochan,yaobushinichushou......lisinianneizhanangujidaoxianzaihaiyiweilijianengfanshenshiquankaotazijidenenglini!”
songnanxinglianmou:“nifangxin,gaishiwode,wohuiyifenbushaodenahuilaide。”
taqueshishishalewunian,danbudaibiaotashanliangweidadaokeyiweibierenzuojiayishangersihaobuqiuhuibao。
jiansongnanxingtaidurenzhen,sulingchedifangxiaxinlai,tayibalanguosongnanxingjiantou:“zheicaishiwomendenanxinglaodama!neijiuzheimeshuodingle,zheizhoumojiemeijiubakaiye,nikeyidingyaolai,shunbianqingzhuyixiazanmennanxinglaodatuolizhanan!”
周末。
星灵酒吧。
songnanxingdaodadeshihoumenqiantingchechangyijingtingmanlegesehaoche,sulingshisujiadezhangshangmingzhu,takaidian,xichenghaomenziranyoubushaomingliuqianlaipengchang。
haoburongyizhaodaocheweijiangkulinantingxia,suoleche,yingmianquezhuangshanglianggezijizuibuyuanyijiandaoderen。
xuzhixiawanzhelisiniandebeiwan,kanjiantadeshihoumouziliyehuaguojingya:“song**?”
“nizenmezaizheier?”lisiniancumei,yuqizhongjiazhejifenlengyi,“neiwanwomenbushishuodehenmingbailema?jiranniyedayinglelihun,xianzaiyoulaijiuchansuanshenme?”
songnanxingjuedeyouxiehaoxiao。
ganqingtayiweitashilaidutade?
zheixieniantadaodishiduitayouduobeiwei,cairangtazheimedezixin?
talianyanjingdoumeitaiyixia,lengshengdao:“mafanjieguo。”
lisinianxianranmeixiangdaosongnanxingshizheigefanying,biaoqingyijiang:“songnanxing,nizheishizaiyuqinguzongma?wogaosuni,bieshuahuazhao,jinwanshisujiaqianjindejiubakaiye,mingliuzhongduo,nibiezaizheinao,diuwolijiaderen!”
神经病!
songnanxingturanjiujuedeyouxiefanzao。
tataimou,kanxiangyanqiandelisinian,nanrendemianrongyijiujingzhishuaiqi,dantadexinliquemeiyousihaobolan,wuniandelengluozaojiubataderechenxiaohaodaijinle,taxianzaichulebunaizaimeiyoubiedeqingxu。
tashenzhilianjieshidoulandejita,shengyinjihulengdaolejidian:“woshuo,rangkai!”