kanzheqinfannazhecaidaoyidianyidiandekaojin,sangerenchadianbeiheniaolechulai。
zheiyike,tamenshishizaizaideganshoudaoleqinfanshenshangliuchudeshayi。
zheishizhendeyaoshaletamenya。
“qinfan,nibunengzheimezuo,nishalewomen,niyetaobudiaode。”
“womenzhenshizhidaocuole,yihoujueduibuganzaiqirunile。”
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maxiaomeiheliuzhengguoliangrenbaerzisisidehuzaishenhou,buduandekaikouxiangzheqinfanqiuqing。
tamenshizhendepale,yewanquankeyiquedingqinfanshizhendefengle。
tamenhaimeiyouxiangshougoumeihaodeshenghuo,shizaishibuganxinjiuzheimesizaizheili。
qinfanquefangfomeiyoutingdaotamendehuayiyang,nazhecaidaoxuanzaitamendetoudingshang,buduandebihua。
tongshihaibuduandefachushenrendexiaosheng:“wozhunbeibanimensanrendesizhixiankanxialai,fangdaoguolizhushulezaiweijinimenchi。”
“ranhou,yongneizhongjianxidexiaodao,zailaozhangrendehoubeikexiajingzhongbaoguozheishougeci,yesuanduideqinizhengguozheigemingzile。”
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“zhiyuxiaojiuzi,jiukeshoutanteba,meiyoushenmeyongyi,jiudanchunxiangrangniduoshoudianzui。”
sanrendetongkongbuduandeshousuo,mingmingshizaoredexiajiqueyiguhanyizaishenqumanyan。
erqinfanqueshiyueshuoyuexingfen,huiwuzaitamentoudingdecaidaoyeshihuxiaoshengfeng。
“banimendeneizangwachulai,diujiyegouchi。”
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“shengxiadequtidoushaochenghui,matonglizhijiechongdiao。”
“hahahaha,haowan,taihaowanle!”
qinfanshuangyanxuehongdedengzhetamen,dashenghoudao:“nimenweishenmebuxiao?shijuedebuhaowanma?shiduiwodexiangfayoushenmeyijianma?”
sanrenbeihedesesefadou,yigepidoubuganfang。
huoyanwang,zheitemashijiushigehuoyanwanga。
“shaleni,woshalenimen。”
qinfanzhuangruodiankuang,caidaogaojuzuoshijiuyaopikanerxia。
sanrenjingshengjianjiao,daxiaobianshi-jin,xiayikeshuangyanyifan。
活生生的被吓晕了。
henkuai,chuyufengkuangzhongdeqinfanyejianjiandepingfulexialai。
“hehe,haizhenjingbuzhuhe。”
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yilaifanfa,weilezheijiarenbazijidajinqubuhuasuan。
erlaiyebujieqi,burangzheijiarenchedidejuewang,dounanyidixiaoqianshitazaoshoudekunan。
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jiranzhonghuoyishi,neimetajiubixuyaozhanjinxianji。
dangwuzhiji,jiushiyaoxiangaoqian。
ergaoqianzuikuaidefangfa,chulexiezaixingfaneili,zhibodapkquanjiarenzhiwai,jiuzhishengxiacaipiaodianle。
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huanxiangzhenenggouyiyebaofu,yicilaijianqingshenghuoshangdeyali,yehuanxiangzheyouqianyihouliuruyannengjianshaoyingchouduohuijia。
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buchuyiwaidehua,dengdaomingrikaijiangdeshihou,liangyijukuanjiudaozhangle。
buguoqinfanyedanyoushiqingbingbuhuiwanquandechaozhezijiqidaidefangxiangzou,bijingcaipiaozheiyixingdeshuifenhaishitingzude。
erqiehenduoxihuanbaxiaoshuodairuxianshidedacongming,kenengyehuitiaochulaijizijikepu。
buguohoulaiyouyixiang,lianzhongshengzheimekuazhangdeshiqingdounengfasheng,zijimaicaipiaozhonggejiang,yinggaiyehenheliba?
“shijianchabuduole,gaiquzuoxiayijianshile!”
qinfannachushoujikanleyiyanshijian,suihouxunsudeganwanglexiayigedidian。
南山公园!
zhongwushierdian,gongyuanneidoushiyixiedayedamamenzaifanhousanbu。
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dangshixinwennaodetingdade,wangyoumendouzaizhizeweiguanzhedelengmo。
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yinqiwangyourucifennudeyouyuanyin,shiyinweilaorenshihaotianjituandedongshizhang,shibenshizuididiaodecishanjia。
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zheimeyiweidashanrenqueyinweiminzhongdelengmoquelezhiwuren,shizaishirangrenxixu。
suoyi,zheiyiciqinfanbujinjinyejiuxiazheigeshanliangdelaoren,yexiangjiezhuzheigejihuijieshiyixiashangliushehuidedarenwu。
一举两得!
“yourenshuaidaole,kuaijiaojiuhuche。”
tingdaoshenhouchuanlaideshengyin,qinfandunshijingshenyizhen。
taxunsuqishenxiangzheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiangpaoqu,zhijiandaoyiqunrenweizheyimingdaoxiadelaoren。
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danjiushimeiyouyirenshangqianshenchuyuanshou。
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bijing,zheiniantou,haorenshizainandang!
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“shankai,doushankai,baochikongqiliutong。”
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做起了心肺复苏。
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“sheiyoushui?”qinfanduizhezherenqunhanchuyisheng。
henkuai,jiuyouyimingbaozhehaizidefurendiguolaiyipingshui。
zaiweilaorenhexiayikoushuizhihou,laorendecangbaidemianseyejianjianhuifuleyisixuese。
jianzhuangweiguandezhongren,fenfenpaishoujiaohao。
tamenbugansuibianjiuren,danshikandaoyoudanliangdenianqingren,yehaishiyouzhongxinshangde。
henmaodundedifang,dajiadoubuxiangdanghaoren,queyoudouxiwangzheigeshijiedehaorennengduoyidian。
“好了,没事了。”
qinfanjiuxialaorenzhihou,jiuzhunbeizhijielikaixianchang。
tabaichuleyifushienbutubaodejiashi,danshiqueyouqiaoqiaodezhaohaojiaodunengrangpaishezhekeyiqingchudepaidaozijidelian。
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去一趟精神病院!