第四章 全员摆烂

ziyixianrenrourouyanjing,“nibianshineigewuxinglinggen?”

时镜心头一梗。

wuxinglinggen,kanzhegaodashang。qishijiushichechedididefeilinggen。

linggenyueshao,xiuliancaiyuekuai,xiangtazheizhongnengzhujidoubucuole。

“shi,shifu。”tadiantou。

ziyixianrenpizheyinfa,lansandikaozaiyizishang,“woshixiaoyaozongzhangmen,gujiuhan。congjinyihou,jiushinishifu,jiuzheiyang。”

henhao,shifuyegendiziyiyangbailan,quanyuanbailan。

shijingjuedezijizhaodaomengmeiyiqiudemenpaile。

juanshenmejuan,tayaobailandaosi!

“jirannigangbaishi,neilingqumenpaidibaodeshi,jiuniquba。”gujiuhandiulaiyimeipopolanlandemupai。

mupaishang,kezhexiaoyaozongsangezi。zenmekanzenmehanchen。

shijingxiangwenyizuiyaoqunaling,jieguofaxian,renshuowanjiushuizhele。

真是说睡就睡啊。

“shifutazuoyegenrendayezipai,helebushao。lai,xiaoshimei,shijiegaosuniqunaling。”luowanqinglazheshijingwangwaizou。

zoudaoshanmen,tazhizhiqianmian,“jiuwangbeiyizhizou,zougejibaimi。daoyigemaimidepuzi,pangbianjiushimenpaibuzhudian,kuaiqukuaihuia!”

shijingbeiluowanqingyitui,zaizhuantoushi,shenhouyijingmeirenying。

xiangqigangcaigujiuhanjitamupaishi,dashixionggensishixiongliudeyigebiyigekuai,taxintoushaoshaoyouxieyiyang。

dantameiduoxiang,jiumentouqule。

jibaimidelucheng,yujianyihuierjiunengdao。

shijingtubu,queyaozougewuliufenzhong,caikanjianluowanqingshuodemipu。

mipupangbian,youlianggechuanzhedizifushiderenzaipaifabuzhu。

shijingzoushangqushuo:“woshixiaoyaozongdizi,lailingqumenpaibuzhude。”

nadibao,tanadelizhiqizhuang,shigelingshiyeshiqian,sheihuixianqiqian?

neimingbeijiaodaodediziyongguaiyideyanshenkanzheta,“nizenmezhengmingzijishixiaoyaozongdizi?”

shijingfanshoutaomupai,“zheishiwoshifujiwode。”

naguomupaihou,neidizichenmolejimiao。

周围开始窃窃私语。

“zhenshixiaoyaozongdizi,neigepomenpai,jingranhainengshouxindizi?”

“xiaoguniangkanzhemeiqingmuxiude,zenmejiubuzhangyanjinleneizhongzongmen!”

shuozheshuozhe,huatizhujianlaishipaopian。

“guantashibushi,neiqunhundanqianlewoshiwulingshi、ji、ya、haiyouwodejiudoumeihai!”

“zhuazhuta,daidaoxiaoyaozongqu,wojiubuxintamenbuhai!”

sizhouliangqiyishuangshuangxiongedeyan,shijingshanxiaohuitou,“dagedajiemen,wozhishigexindizi,shenmedoubu……”

huayinweiluo,tamupaidoubuyaole,sayazijiupao。

houmianyiqunrenhulaladizhui。

neilianggedizixiyiweichangdijiaotan,“xiaoyaozongderenlianpizhenshihou,jingranhaiganlai。”

“yesuantamenbenshile,meicilaidoubeiyiqunrenzhuizhehanzheda。”

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shijingsuanshimingbaiweishenmetidaolailingbuzhu,taneixieshixiongshijiehuipaodeneimekuaile。

zheibupaokuaidian,tarendoudeliuzhei。

haihaoshijingxiangbanfashuaikaileneiqunren,haichenjiraohuiqunadaolebuzhu。

十枚灵石到手。

shijingxiaoxindibalingshichuaijinhuaili,gangyaohuiqu,jiuyingmianpengshangleyiduidizi。

diziyigongbaren,meigerenshenshangdouchuanzhetayanshudemenpaifushi。

zhengshifeixianmendewaimendizi。

shijingshilandedalizheixieren。

danzheixiewaimendizili,yourenrenshita,yixiahanzhushijing,“yo,zheibushishijingma”

“nihaizhenshigebaiyanlanga,nijiejiedouweiniqiuqingle,nihaienjiangchoubaochilejingxincao。”

feixianmendizijiangshijingtuantuanweizhu,yigegemianlubushan。

zhouweiderendoubuganshangqian。

shijingyilianpingdan,fangruotingbudaotamenshuohua。

“hanxiaozhenrendoubuzhuijiuwole,nimenpaolaiduwo。”

“zheimeaiguanxianshi,shibushiluguojianmaofang,nidoudechangchangxiandan?”

“shijing,nibietaixiaozhangle!”neiyaoshangyoulanshengdedizinule。

xianranshimeixiangdaoshijingjingranganzheiyanggentamenshuohua。

“zheijiujile?”shijingwen。

zheixiachedirejileneimingdizi。

“xiangnizheizhongbailei,jiugaichule。”

zhijiantabachujian,chaoshijinghuichuyidaojianqi。

zheiyijudong,bujinbapangbianderenheleyitiao。

jiuliangentayiqideshixiongdiyedoumeixiangdao,“changshixiong,dizizaiwaibunengsizidongshoude!”

changshiyileng,beinuhuochonghundetounaoweiweiqingxingguolai。

danzheiyijian,yiranhuilechuqu,houhuiyechile。

lingliedejianqi,lingrendanhan。

shijinggangchuanlai,jiujielianpengdaozheizhongdachangmian,xinlizongranwuyu,yedexiankaolvgouming。

tazhaochuneibaheitanjian,dangxiazheiyiji。

feixianmendiziyesongleyikouqi,zhishaomeichurenming。

zhongrenkanxiangneibajian,xianshiyileng,suihouhongxiao。

“likailefeixianmen,zhinengqitaolema,yongzheizhongjian。”

“doushuolingjianxiaozhu,guoran,youshenmeyangdezhuren,jiuyoushenmeyangdejian。”

shijingwozhujianbing,zhouweideshengyintongtonglitaerqu,erqingmuming。

tayouzhonghenxuanmiaodeganjue。

fangfocongwanshixiazuanchudenenya,zaizheiyike,kanjianletianguang。

shijingnaohailishanguoluowanqingshuodehua。

jianxiuyishengzhinengyouyibajian。

ruyubuping,yijianzhanzhi。