zheiyijingbushijiandandezuofengwentile，zheishifanzui!
zhangjiannazhezheixieconggongsitoulaideqian，qujisuqingmaimingpaibao，qudaitakaiangguidetaofang，quxunuotayigeyouyigekongtouzhipiao。ersu-qing，xinanlidedixiangshouzhezheiyiqie，shenzhihaijuedewodegongzi“meichuxi”。
真是天大的讽刺!
wojiangsuoyouguanyuzhangjiantanfudezhengju，baokuoyinxingliushui、gongsihetong、youjianwanglai，quandouzuolejiamibeifen。yifencunzaiyunduan，yifencunzaiyigebuqiyandeupanli。
xianzai，wanshijubei，zhiqiandongfeng。
erzheigu“dongfeng”，jiushigongsiyinianyidudenianhui。
jinniandenianhui，gongsixialexueben，baoxialeshizhongxinzuihaohuadewuxingjijiudianyanhuiting，jushuohaiyaoqingmingxinglaizhuzhen，suoyougaocengdouhuichuxi。
zhangjianhesuqing，douduizheichangnianhuichongmanleqidai。
zhangjianqidaizhezainianhuishangxuanbuzijihuihuangde“yeji”，gongguzijidediwei。
suqingqidaizhezainianhuishangbeigongkairenmingweiquyujingli，congcizoushangrenshengde“dianfeng”。
erwo，qidaizhejitamensongshangyifenzhongshengnanwangde“dali”。
wodakailenianhuiliuchengbiao，zaizhongjiande“youxiuyuangongjituanduibiaozhang”huanjie，kandaoleyige“nianduyejihuigu”deshipinbofang。
就是它了。
wolianxilewodehaoyoujiantongshi，jishubudelingyiweidashenwangtao。
“taozi，nianhuineitian，zhukongtaidebofangxitong，nenggaodingma?”wozaidianhualiwen。
wangtaozaineitouheiheiyixiao：“chenge，nizheishiyaogaoshiqinga?fangxin，neitaoxitongjiushiwodairenzhuangde，liulehaojigehoumen。bieshuobogeshipin，nixiangrangtaxianchangzhiboxiaodianyingdouxing。”
“gandepiaoliang。”woxiaole，“daoshihou，tingwozhiling，jiwoqieyiduanshipinshangqu。”
“meiwenti!daodishishenmedapiana，gaodezheimeshenmi?”
“daoshihounijiuzhidaole。”wogualedianhua，yanzhongshanguoyisibinglengdehanguang，“yibuzuyihuidiaolianggerende‘dapian’。”