第一章姐父是门童？
“jie，neimentongkanzhehaoxiangjiefu？”
yiliangmashaladitingzaijinfandajiudianzhengmenqian，fujiashishangyigeqiaolideshaonvdixiatou，jinsibiandepianguangjingchuizaibiliangshang，touguomalashadidechechuang，youdianbuquexindekanzheqianfangkaichemendementong。
suyuqingsaoleyiyan，yilianbing：“nikancuole！”
随即就要挂挡倒车。
“jie，nidengwoa，woquchouyiyan！”
suyumengzhijietuikaichemen，chaozhezhengmenqianfashengzhengzhidedifangbenqu。
“yumeng。”suyuqingwunaidejiekaianquandaituikaichemen。
“jie，wojiushuoshijiefu，jiefuzenmechuanchengzheiyang？”suyumengrouzheyanjing，querenmianqiandejiushitahaimeiguowanmiyueqidejiefu，zhishiduifangshenshangchuandeyifushimentongdefuzhuang。
“yefeng，haibuxiangzhangshaodaoqian。”
yefengkanzheshenqianlengshengrangzijidaoqiandechuying，liangrenhenshu，yinweisangeyueqianliangrenhaishiqinglvdeguanxi，sangeyuebujianduifanggengjiaguangcaizhaoren，yishendeheisewanliqunchenzheduifangaotuyouzhidejiaoqu，lvedaibolangdejuanfaxiandelianpangxiaoqiaojingzhi。
bigentazhinengchixiaomianguan，qudapaidangdeshihouduifangdebianhuayimuleran，muguangsaoguochuyingshenpangdezhangtianze，suiranxiangguoduifangweishenmehuigentafenshou，kekandaochuyingwanzheyanqiandedashaohaishiyoudianzhuixin。
“shitaguyicaidewo，pingshenmewodaoqian。”
zhangtianzetaiqiyan，qingmiedekanzheyefeng，zheizhongxiaorenwuzaitayanlijiushigepi，tabakeshiyunhaidichandaezhangyu，zichanqianyi。
ruguobushiduifangshichuyingdeqiannanyou，zhendandegaocaisheng，tacailandecaiyigementong，diefen，zhangtianzeshangqianshenshoushizhichuzheyefengdexiongkou。
“pingshenme？benshaocainishiqiaodeqini，shaojilianbuyao，xianzaijibenshaoguixiadaoqian，zheijianshiwojiubuzhuijiule，ruruoburan…！”
chuyingshangqianzhuazheyefengdegebo：“yefeng，guiyixiayoubunengsi，zhangshaodefuqinkeshidichankaifashang，zhangzhangzuijiunengjinianpaigeyuexinguowandezhiwei，biewanglenihaiyouneimeduozhangzuiyaoyang！”
yefengkanzhequantaxiaguidechuying，binglengdeshuaileyiju。
“guiyixiashibuhuisi，kewomeixueguojirenxiagui，buhui。”
“zhangshao，zhendeshiduibuqi，zheimentongxinlaide，maofanlezhangshao，wozheijiurangtajinipeilidaoqian！”
jiudianjinglikuaibudechulejiudian，jiandaozhangtianzeshangqiandiantouhayao，zenmerelezheiweizhu，xiangdoubuxiangdeniuguotouchongzheyefeng：“nihailengzheganshenme，haibuxiangzhangshaodaoqian！”
“zhangjingli，haodainidaxiaoyeshigejingli，juranlianshouxiadoubutingnide，nizheijinglidangdekeyoudianshibaia！”
zhangjinglitinglemianseyoudianyinchen，duifangzheihuayichukoukeshizaihuaiyitadenengli。
“zaishuoyibian，worangnixiangzhangshaodaoqian，ruguonibudaoqian，neijiulikejiwoshoushidongxigundan。”
qifenyoudianjianbanuzhang，zijuebeidalianledezhangjinglizhijiexialezuihoutongdie。
“好，我辞职！”
yefengdangjizhuanshen，jiuyaoyangzhangerqu。
jiudianjinglimiansetieqing，zheimentongzheimebujitamianzi，dangzhongrangtaxiabulaitai，jintianyaoshirangtazoule，tazheilianwangnage。
“nijiwozhanzhu，woyourangnizoume，jintiannibixudaoqiancainengzou！”jiudianjinglizhijiechongshangqian，zhuazhuyefengdegebo。
“我若不道呢？”
“baoan，douqunale。”
“jingli。”jigebaoantingdaojinglihuhuan，ziranbugandaimanfeikuaideshangqian。
“yefeng，wozaiwenniyiju，nidaoqianhaishibudaoqian。”
叶枫冷屑一声。
“wobuhuiweimeiyoudecuodaoqian。”
muguangchaozhezuoyoudejigebaoansaoleyiyan，yuguangsaodaokandaolezhanzairenduilidesuyuqing，lianshangyoudiancuoe，tazenmehuichuxianzaizhei。
jiudianjinglilengxiaoyisheng，tabuhunjianghuhenduonian，sihuhenduorendouwangletashishei，zhijiechekailingdai。
“budaoqianshiba，hao，henhao。”
jiudianjinglishandianbandechushoujiuzhuleyefengdeyilingkou，shoubeifaliwangxiayichen，taijiaochuaixiangyefengdexiaotui。
“给我跪下道歉！”
“姐，姐夫他…！”
suyuqingyeshiyicumei，fenkairenqunjiuyaoshangqianchumian。
yefengyanjiaoyuguangkanzhesuyuqingdedongzuo，renzhengyikouqifoshouyizhuxiang，hekuangshizainvrenmianqian，taguzilidiubuqizheigelian，hekuangshiduifangjiutaboling，yaodatazaixian，tazhishiziwei。
yefengqingmieyiheng，yigetengnuobikaizheiyijiao，shunshitaixizhuangzaijinglidexiaofushang，jiudianjinglichadianmeibageyefanjituchulai，yefengyigefanshou，jiaoxiafansao，jiudianjinglizhijiesiyangbachadeshuaidaozaidi，ganjingliluoderangsuoyourendoumeihuiguoweilai。
“zheizhaolihaile，zheimentonglianguoa。”
“zheishenshou，haidangmaoxianmentonga，xiaoxiongdiyaobujiwodanggebaobiaoba，woyigeyuejiniliangwan。”
“liangwan，niyehaoyisikaikou，kanzheixiongdidejiashi，mingxiandangbingchulaide，xiaoxiongdi，wushiwan，sijijianbaobiao。”
nenglaideqijinfandajiudiande，quandoushiyouqiandezhu，youqianziranzuipazijichushi，zheinianyueyounengnaidehaobaobiaokebuhaozhao，zheixiaoziyouxingge，gouyinglang，chushougancuilaola，danggementongqucaile。
jiudianjinglishuaideyilianmengbi，kanzhelianggezhanchulaishuohuadedalaoban，mianshangguabuzhule，zheishenmeyisi，tahaichengzheisunzidedianjiaoshile。
shenweijinfengjiudiandatangjingli，tajiechudequanzikedoushishangliushehui，shangliushehuizuizaihudeshishenme，mianzi。
dangzhezheimeduorendemianbeiyigementongshuaizaidishang，zheirangtadelianwangnage，jiudianjinglipaqishen，mianmuzhengningdedingzheyefeng。
“baoan，jiwobatanaxia！”
“tingbudongrenhuame，worangnimenbatanaxia，buranjiudoujiwojuanpugaigundan。”jiudianfazhehen，jigebaoannahaigandaiman，baoweizhuyefeng。
“啪，啪啪！”
bazhangshenghentuwudexiangqi，suyuqingmuguangkanxiangfalaliqianzhanzhedezhangtianze，zhangtianzeguzhezhangzoushangqian，jiudianjinglimianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，zheizhangshaoshenmeyisi。
“zhangshao，ninzheishishenmeyisi？”
“wojiushituranjuedeshiqingbiandeyoudianyisile。”zhangtianzezoushangqian，zuijiaoshangqiao，meizailihuijiudianjingli，muguangkanzheyefeng。
“wojiuxihuannizheizhongyoulengyoujiaoderen，ruguotairongyiguile，neiduomeiyisia。”
“打个赌如何。”
“dadu？”yefengkanzhezhangtianze，budongduifangdeyisi。
zhangtianzezuijiaohanxiao：“wojiudunihuigui，ruguonibugui，zheiliangfalalijiushinide！”
zhangtianzezhijienachucheyaochidiuxiangleyefeng。