第5章 老婆不可辱

yangfengkanzhemeihonggenchenjiandao:“bama,mengyaoshiwodelaopo,tashoudaoleweiqu,wobixuguan,sheiganqifuwodelaopo,wodouyaorangtafuchudaijia。”

chenfengzhongyurenwukerendedao:“yangfeng,nibuyaotaiguofenle。”

yangfengbukeqidedao:“rangnibaguolaidaoqian,buranhouguozifu,haibukuaigun!”

chenfengqideyaoyaqiechi,zijidishengxiaqiguolaiqiuqing,yangfengjiuzheizhongtaidu。

chenfengyaoyadao:“nijiwodengzhe!”

shuowanzheihua,chenfengjimanglikaile。

chenmengyaodanxindewendao:“zheiyanghuibuhuibashiqingnaoda?”

chenguangfuzishishenmeren,chenmengyaodexinlifeichangdeqingchu。

renuletamen,shenmeshiqingtamendouzuodechulai。

yangfengdandandao:“buhui!”

shuowanzheihua,yangfengjiukaishishoushiwankuaile。

meihongjimangzouleguolaidao:“wolai!”

meihongzhiqianhaijuedeyangfengshiyigefeiwu,danshixianzaiyangfengmingxianshiweihutamenyijiarenbubeichenguangfuziqifu。

yangfengxiaozhedao:“ma,xingkule。”

chenjianyouxietante,quebuzhidaogaishuoshenme。

zheigejiaconglaidoubushichenjianshuolesuan,tazhihaoyouduojinlewuzili。

chenmengyaoqingtanleyikouqidao:“nixianzaizhenshibatamendezuisile!”

chenfengguolaidaoqian,taidubucuo。

zheimeduonian,chenmengyaodoumeiyoukanguochenfengditou。

chenmengyaobenlaixiangyaodashihuaxiaoxiaoshihuale,danshiyangfengsihaobulihui。

yidingyaorangchenguangguolaidaoqian,zheizenmekeneng?

yangfengdandandedao:“nishuocuole,bushiwodezuiletamen,shitamendezuilewo,woshuoguo,buyunxurenherenqifuni。”

……

yigexiaoshiguoqule,yangfengquxizaole。

meihongxihaowan,jimanglaidaolechenmengyaodefangjian。

meihongwendao:“mengyao,zheigeyangfengdaodishishenmeren?wozenmeganjuetaturanbianleyigeren?”

chenmengyaoyaotoudao:“woyebuzhidao!”

meihongdanxindewendao:“niwanshangzhenderangtagenniyiqishuima?”

yangfengsuiranmingyishangshichenmengyaodelaogong,danshitamenyijiarenbuchengren。

chenmengyaoyouyulepiankedao:“tabuhuishanghaiwode!”

yejiuzaizheigeshihou,yangfengxiwanzaochulaile。

meihongjimangdao:“niyoushijiujiaowo!”

chenmengyaohongzhelian,nandaozhendeyaogenyangfengshuizaiyiqima?

咚咚咚!

jiuzaizheigeshihou,menzaicibeiqiaoxiangle。

chenmengyaoyilianjinghuang,meihonglianseyibai。

chenguangyouguolaile,yitadepiqi,kendingbuhuirende。

yangfengxiaozhedao:“kaimena,youkerenguolaile。”

tingdaozheihua,chenmengyaoyilianwunai。

chenmengyaodakaimen,kandaochenguanggenchenfenglianggeren。

chenguangmianqiangxiaodao:“mengyao,daboqinzishangmengennidaoqian。”

tingdaozheihua,chenmengyaolengzhule,meihongyelengzhule。

chenguangdao:“kaichunidoushiwuhui,yiqiedoushichenfengdecuo,woyijingjiaoxunguotale。”

chenfengditoudao:“duibuqi,wocuole,qingniyuanliangwo。”

chenguangdao:“zheijianshiqing,woyeyoucuo,meiyoudiaochaqingchujiukaichuni,shiwobudui,xiwangnikeyiyuanliangwo,gongsixuyaoni。”

tingdaozheihua,chenmengyaobudayingdoubuxingle。

chenguangdao:“mingtianwohuizaigongsimenkouyingjieni,huifunidezhiwei,erqiegendajiajieshiqingchu,hainiyigegongdao。”

chenguangdedaoqianchongmanlechengyi,jianzhishibeiweidaolejidian。

kandaozheili,chenmengyaobuzhidaogaizenmebanle。

chenmengyaohuiguotoukanleyangfengyiyan,kandaoyangfengdiantou,tacaidaying。

chenmengyaodao:“wozhidaole,mingtianwohuihuiqude。”

chenguangdao:“hao,mingtianwozaigongsimenkoudengni。”

shuowanzheihua,chenguangfuzilikai。

guanshangmen,chenmengyaoyilianbuganxiangxin。

chenguangqinziguolaishangmendaoqian,chenmengyaoshenmeshihoujianguo?

chenjiandakaimenzoulechulai,shengyinzhandoudewendao:“dage,zhendeguolaidaoqianlema?”

zheimeduonian,tamenyijiarenshouchenguangdeqifu,chenguangshenmeshihoudaoqianguole?

zaichenguangdeyanli,chenjianzhihuijichenjiadiulian。

ruguochenjianbushichenguangdeqindidi,kongpatamenyijiarenzaojiuganchuchenjiale。

meihongjidongdedao:“taguolaidaoqianle!”

meihongzaichenjiajishinian,budanyaokanxiaoyundelianse,haiyaokanchenguangdelianse。

meihongkongzhibuzhudedao:“zheigegaisidewangbadan,yeyougenwomenditoudeshihou。”

kandaozijifumuzheigeyangzi,chenmengyaoshenxileyikouqi。

chenmengyaozhidao,zijifumuyizhishouchenguangdeqifu。

danshijintiannenggoukandaochenguangdaoqian,yejiuzugoule。

yangfengdao:“congjinyihou,zaiyemeiyourenkeyiqifunimenle。”

tingdaozheihua,chenmengyaoyijiarendaidaidekanzheyangfeng。

xianzaideyangfeng,zhendegenyiqianyouxiebuyiyangle。

……

congchenmengyaodejialikai,chenguangdeliansechediyinchenlexialai。

genzaihoumiandechenfeng,yijuhuadoubuganshuo。

chenguangshangmendaoqian,dengyushiyibazhanghenhendazailetadelianshang。

chenguanglengxiaodao:“mingtiantongzhisuoyougongsiyuangong,tiqianyigexiaoshidaogongsimenkouyingjiechenmengyao,haiyoujiwoanzhongfangchuxiaoxi,chenmengyaogenwangmingyoubuzhengdangdeguanxi,wodaoyaokanyikan,chenmengyaohaiyoumeiyoulianzaichenshijituandaixiaqu。”

……

shenye,daolegaishuijuedeshijianle,chenmengyaoqueshuibuzhe。

dibanshang,yangfengnenggouganshoudaochenmengyaodejinzhang。

yangfengdao:“anxinshuiba,wanan。”

shuowanzheihua,yangfengbishangleyanjing。

tingdaoyangfengdehuayu,chenmengyaofangsonglexialai,bishangyanjingshuijue。

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zaoshang,chenmengyaoxinglai,zouchufangmen,yangfengyijingzaichizaocanle。

meihongshuangyantonghong,yiwanshangmeiyoushuihao。

yangfengkanzhechenmengyaoxiaozhedao:“gankuaiguolaichizaofan,ma,yidazaojiuqichuangmangle。”

kandaochenmengyaojinweishengjian,meihongyegenzhezoulejinqu。

meihongwendao:“zuotianwanshangyangfengyoumeiyouduinizenmeyang?”

chenmengyaolianseyihongdao:“meiyou,tashuidiban,meiyoupengwo。”

tingdaozheihua,meihongfangxinxialai。

meihongdexinlihaishidengshijichengshu,ranglianggerenlihun,yinweitamenbushiyiluren。

“zouba,wosongnishangban!”

chiwanzaofan,yangfengsongchenmengyaoshangban。

chenmengyaodao:“buyongle,wozijiqu,nihaishidaizaijiali,waimianyouweixian,wanyichenfenganzhongduinixiashouzenmeban?”

yangfengxiaozhedao:“meishi,tamenbugan!”

chenmengyaoganjidao:“xiexieni!”

suihou,yangfengqizhediandongchezaichenmengyaoqugongsishangban。