zhousanwanshang,wojiedaoleyuemudedianhua。
“wei,zhouhenga,zheigezhoumoyoukongma?nihexiaoweiyiqihuijiachigefan。nizheicinalezheimeduojiangjin,keshiwomenlaolinjiadedagongchen,wodehaohaojinizuodunhaochide,qingzhuyixia!”yuemudeshengyinreqingdeyouxiexujia,meiyigezidoutouzheyigupansuandeweidao。
wozhidao,hongmenyanlaile。
tamenzheishixiangchenredatie,ba“didimaifang”zheijianshihelihua,shenzhixiangrangwoxinganqingyuandizaichudianxue,biruzhuangxiufei,jiajufei。
yiqiandewo,kenenghuijuedeweinan,huixiangbanfatuituo。
danxianzai,woqiuzhibude。
wanglvshidejianyizaiwoerbianhuixiang:shegeju,rangtamenqinkouchengren。
zheibujiushizuihaodejihuima?
“haoa,ma。”woshuangkuaididayingxialai,“wozhenghaoyexianggenninhebashangliangdianshi。neiwomenzhouliuwanshangguoqu。”
gualedianhua,wokandaolinweizaiyipangduiwoluchuleyige“nizhendongshi”dezanxuyanshen。
tadagaiyiwei,woyijingmorenletanaqianjididimaifangdeshishi,xianzailiantadefumudouchumian“anfu”wo,wokendinghuiguaiguaijiufan。
呵,天真。
zhouliu,woteyiqushangchangmaileliangpinghaojiuheyiduiangguidebaojianpin,baizule“haonvxu”dejiashi。
yijinmen,yuefuyuemujiuyingleshanglai,neichangmian,biwodiyicishangmenshihaiyaoreqing。
“aiya,zhouhenglaile,kuaizuokuaizuo!laijiulai,haidaizheimeduodongxiganshenme,taijianwaile!”yuemuyibianjieguowoshoulidedongxi,yibianbawowangshafashangan。
xiaojiuzilintaoyezai,tachuanzheyishenxinyifu,toufashudeyouguangzengliang,jiandaowo,yigaiwangrideaidabuli,jingranzhudongjiwodilegenyan,lianshangguazheyanshibuzhudedeyi。
“姐夫,来了。”
neisheng“jiefu”,jiaodegewaishunkou。
yizhuozifengshengdecaiyao,jihudoushiwoaichide。fanzhuoshang,yuefupinpinjiwojingjiu,shuodedoushixiechangmianhua。
“zhouhenga,womenjiaxiaoweinengjiajini,zhenshitadefuqi。ninianqingyouwei,tashikengan,womenlaoliangkoushidaxinyanlimanyi。”
“shiashia,”yuemulikejiehua,“yihouxiaotaoyeyaoduogennijiefuxuexue,biezhengtiandiaoerlangdangde。niyaoshiyounijiefuyibandebenshi,wohenibajiushaogaoxiangle。”
lintaoheiheixiaozhe,yebufanbo。
woweixiaozhe,laizhebuju,gentamentuibeihuanzhan,xinliquelengdexiangyikuaibing。
jiuguosanxun,caiguowuwei,zhengxizhongyukaishile。
yuemuqingleqingsangzi,shitanxingdikaikou:“zhouhenga,xiaoweidougennishuoleba?guanyuxiaotaofangzideshi……”
wofangxiajiubei,dianlediantou,yilian“hanhou”dixiaodao:“shuoleshuole。weiweiyeshi,zheimedadeshiyebutiqiangenwoshangliangyixia,gaodewoqianliangtianhaiyiweiqianbeidaole,hewoyitiao。”
woguyishuodeqingmiaodanxie,xiangshizaikaiwanxiao。
yuemuyiting,lianshangdexiaoronggengshenle:“ai,nibieguaita。tayeshixintengtazheigedidi。xiaotaodou**shile,liangenvpengyoudoutanbushang,bujiushiyinweimeifangzima?xianzaifangjiayitianyigejia,zaibumaijiugengmaibuqile。tayeshimeibanfa,caixianzhanhouzoude。”
“ma,ninshuodenalihua。”wolikebaichuyifushenmingdayideyangzi,“wozenmehuiguaiweiweini?taxintengdidi,wozheigezuojiefude,yexintenga!xiaotaodeshi,jiushiwodeshi。yibaiwaneryi,zhiyaonengrangxiaotaochengjialiye,zheiqianhuadezhi!”
cihuayichu,linjiasankoudeyanjingshunjianliangle。
tamenduishiyiyan,doucongduifangyanzhongkandaoletanlanhexiyue。
“aiyo!wojiuzhidao,zhouhengnishigemingshilidehaohaizi!”yuemujidongdeyipaidatui,“buxiangyouxienanren,xiaoqibalade,baqiankandebishenmedouzhong!womenjiaxiaoweizhenshimeijiacuoren!”
yuefuyemanyididiandiantou:“zheijiuduilema!doushiyijiaren,fenshenmebici。nihexiaoweide,bujiushixiaotaodema?”
“duiduidui,bashuodedui!”woganjinfuhe,tongshiqiaoqiaoanxialekoudailishoujideluyinjian。
时机到了。
wozhuangzuoyouxieweinandizhoulezhoumei:“ba,ma,weiwei,qishijintianlai,woqueshiyoujianshixianggennimenshangliang。”
“shenmeshi?nishuo!”yuemudashouyihui,xiandegewaihaoshuang。
wotanlekouqi,shuodao:“shizheiyangde。womengongsizuijinzaichayigehaiwaixiangmudezijinwenti,chadetebieyan。wozuoweixiangmufuzeren,suoyoudegerendaezijinliushuidoudeshangbao,bingqieshuomingquxiang。woneiyibaiwanjiangjin,gongsicaiwudouzhidao,xianzaituranmeile,wobuhaojiaodaia。”
woguyibashiqingshuodehenyanzhong:“caiwuzongjianyijingzhaowotanguohuale,rangwojinkuaibazheibiqiandequxiangshuomingqingchu。ruguoshihelidetouzi,deyouhetong。ruguoshixiaofei,deyoufapiao。xianzaizheibiqianzhijiezhuanjilefangchangongsi,jiwodimailefang,zhei……zheizaizhangmushangshuobutonga。wanyibeigongsiwuhuiwonuoyonggongkuan,wokeneng……gongzuodouyaodiule。”
wodehuayingangluo,fanzhuoshangyuanbenreliedeqifenshunjianninggule。
linweidelianse“shua”diyixiabaile。
yuefuyuemuyelengzhule,lianshangdexiaorongjiangzaizuijiao。
“diu、diugongzuo?zheimeyanzhong?”yuemudeshengyinyouxiefazhan。
“shia,”woyilian“kunao”,“wobenlaixiangdeshi,yaobu……rangxiaotxianxiangbanfabaqianhaijiwo,dengwozheibianfengtouguoqule,zaibaqianjita。huozhe,womensixialiqiangejiekuanxieyi,woyehaogengongsijiaodai,jiushuoshiwojiejiwodide。”
wodetiyiyichu,lintaodiyigetiaoleqilai。
“buxing!”tajianjiaodao,“qiandoufule,hetongyeqianle,zenmehai?zaishuole,zheiqianbenlaijiushijiwomaifangde,zenmenengsuanjie?jiefu,nizheibushiweinanwoma?”
yuemudelianyelikechenlexialai,gangganghaikuawo“mingshili”,xianzaikanwodeyanshenjiuxiangzaikanyigechouren。
“zhouheng,nishenmeyisi?shuochuqudehuapochuqudeshui,nixiangfanhui?womenjiaxiaotaodefangzi,qinqipengyoukedouzhidaole,xianzainiyaobaqianyaohuiqu,tadelianwangnaerge?womendelaolianwangnaerge?”
“wobushiyaohuiqu,”woganjin“jieshi”,“wozhishixiangzougeliucheng,qiangejietiao,yingfuyixiagongsi。”
“qianshenmejietiao!zheibenlaijiubushijie!”yuefubakuaizizhongzhongdiwangzhuoshangyipai,manliannurong,“zheiqianjiushinijinixiaojiuzide!shinizheigezuojiefudeyidianxinyi!shiniziyuanjide!genshenmejiekuanyouguanxima?nigongsicha,nijiushuonijinilaopode,nilaopoaizenmehuazenmehua,tamenguandezhema?”
我等的就是这句话。
woxinlilengxiao,lianshangqueyijiushineifuweinandeyangzi:“ba,huabunengzheimeshuoa,zheibijingshiyibaiwan,bushiyiwankuai……”
“yibaiwanzenmele?”yuefuyanjingyideng,“niyinianzhengduoshaoqian?zheiyibaiwanduinilaishuojiushijiuniuyimao!weilezheidianqian,rangnilaopoweinan,rangnixiaojiuzinankan,nihaishigenanrenma?wogaosunizhouheng,zheiqian,jiushiwomenjiaxiaoweinajitadidimaifangde,shizengyu!bushishenmejiekuan!niyaoshiganwanghuiyao,bieshuoxiaoweibudaying,wodiyigebudaying!”
“dui!budaying!”yuemuyegenzherangrangqilai,“zheiqianjilejiushijile,meiyouzaiyaohuiqudedaoli!”
kanzhetamenyijiarenchouedezuilian,tingzhetamenqinkoushuochu“zengyu”、“meiyouyaohuiqudedaoli”zheixiehua。
wodizhetou,zuijiaogouqiyimobinglengdehudu。
录音,很清晰。
wanglvshi,nidezuihouyigendaocao,wonadaole。
zheidunhongmenyan,chidezhenzhi。