第一章我重生了
wolaoponongdiulewushiwanmaifangkuan。
wohaimeilaidejifahuo，zhangmunianghexiaojiuzijiuxianchongleguolai。
tamenbuguaitachun，fanermawomeibenshi。
houlai，taweileqianbeibaoyang，tamenjingyejuedelisuodangran。
“wojiezheimepiaoliang，yourenzhuibushihenzhengchang？huogainiqiong！”
wobeizheiyijiaxixueguizhaganzuihouyidixue，zuizhongcansi。
没想到，我重生了。
huidaoleyiqiekaishideneitian。
qinjiaojiaoxingfendiwenwo，yaobuyaotouqianshuadan。
wokanzhetahetabeihouneiyijiatanlandezuilian，luchuleyigeweixiao。
“投，当然要投。”
“bazanmadeyanglaoqian，doutoujinqu。”
01
jiehunneitian，woyiweizijishiquanshijiezuixingfudenanren。
qinjiaojiaochuanzhebaisha，xiaodexiangkemitang，neishuangyanjingqingchedemeiyouyisizazhi。tamoyangtianmei，xinggewenshun，duiwobaiyibaishun，manzulewoduiqizidesuoyouhuanxiang。
womenshunlixianglian，jiehun，yiqiedoumeihaodexiangyichangmeng。
zhidaoneitongdianhuadalai，mengsuile。
“laogong，qian...qiandoumeile！”
dianhuaneitou，qinjiaojiaodeshengyindaizhekuqiang，konghuangdexiangshitiantalexialai。
wodexinmengdiyichen，chongdaodiannaoqian，zhandouzheshoushulewushubianmima，caidengshangwangyin。
余额：0.23元。
zhengzhengwushiwan，wozhunbeiyonglaimaifangdeshoufukuan，womenweilaidegenji，pingkongzhengfale。
zheibiqian，shiwoxinxinkukuzanxiade，limianhaiyouwobamadeyanglaoqian，shenzhihaiyougenqinqijiedeyibufen。
“shuadan...tamenshuotoudeyueduo，fanliyueduo...yikaishidoufanlede...houlaitamenshuoxitongkadan，yaojixutouqiancainengbabenjinhelirunyiqitichulai...”
qinjiaojiaoyuwuluncidijieshizhe，meiyigezidouxiangyibajiandao，zhajinwodexinzang。
womenhunyindebeiju，jiucongzheiwushiwankaishi，lakailexuelinlindexumu。
woqifengle，diyiciduitahouchule“lihun”lianggezi。
kewobamalianyeganlai，yizuoyiyoudianzhuwo。
wobatanzheqi，yanyigenjieyigendichou：“hundoujiele，hainengzenmeban？lilezheiwushiwanjiunenghuilaima？”
womamozheyanlei，shengyinsiya：“era，neiqianliyounijiujiujiadeshiwan，haiyouwomenliangdelaoben，nizheiyili，womenzenmegenqinqijiaodai？jiaojiaoyebushiguyide，tajiushiyishihutu，nidetiliangta。”
体谅？
谁来体谅我？
jiarendehexinihexianshidejuezhaiwuxiangliangzuodashan，yadewochuanbuguoqi。
wozhinengxuanzerennai，huanxiangzhewomenhainengbariziguoxiaqu。
weilehaizhai，woyitiandasanfengong，qinjiaojiaoyezaiyijiajiudianzhaolefenqiantaidegongzuo。
woyiweitahuixiqujiaoxun，hewoyiqinuli。
可我错了。
neitianwotiqianxiaban，xiangjitayigejingxi，quezaijiudianmenkoukanjiantaheyigechuanzhejiudianzhifudenanrenyoushuoyouxiao。
nanrenshouliduanzheyibeinaicha，qinnidichashangxiguan，didaotazuibian。
qinjiaojiaomeiyoubanfenduoshan，jiuzhetadeshouheleyikou，xiaodebidangchujiajiwoshihaiyaotian。
wodexueyeshunjianchongshangtouding，shijiezaiyanqianfahei。
wochongguoqu，yibajiangneibeinaichadafanzaidi。
mianduiwodezhiwen，qinjiaojiaoyiliandewuguheweiqu：“luchenniganshenmea！tajiushiduiwohao，meitianjiwodaikafeinaicha，shuojijuhaotingdeeryi，nizhiyuma？”
“duiwohao？”woqidehunshenfadou，“woshinilaogong！wozaiwaimianpinsipinhuodihaizhai，nijiuzaizheiligenbiedenanrenqingqingwowo？”
gengrangwobengkuidehaizaihoumian。
zhangmunianghexiaojiuzibuzhicongnadedaoxiaoxi，huojihuoliaodiganleguolai。
tamenkandoumeikankukutitideqinjiaojiao，maotouzhizhiwo。
“luchen！nihaishibushigenanren？zijimeibenshiliuzhulaopo，haizaizheilifafeng！”zhangmuniangchazheyao，tuomoxingzidoukuaipendaowolianshang。
xiaojiuzizaiyipangbangqiang：“jiushi！wojiezheimepiaoliang，yourenzhuibushihenzhengchang？nanrenjiugaidadudian，lianzheidianshidoujijiao，huogainiqiong！”
neiyike，wokanzheyanqianzheihuangdandeyijiaren，fennuheshiwangjihujiangwoyanmei。
wotichulelihun，zheicisheiyelanbuzhuwo。
zaizhangdasanshitiandelihunlengjingqili，wochedichengleyigexingshizourou。
woyiweizheiyijingshiworenshengdegudi，meixiangdao，xianshihainenggenghuangdan。
wowuyizhongfaxian，qinjiaojiaobeiyigenaomanchangfeidetulaobanbaoyangle。
tashenzhiweileneigelaoban，huaiyunhouyouquzuoleliuchanshoushu，zhiyinweilaobanchengnuo，shihouhuijitayidabiqian。
wozhaodaotadeshihou，tagangcongyiyuanchulai，liansecangbai，queyanshenkuangrediduiwoshuo：“luchen，nizaidengdengwo，wohenkuaijiunengzhuanhuineiwushiwanle！dengwohaiqingleqian，womenjiuhainengxiangyiqianyiyang，haobuhao？”
wokanzhetaneizhangtianzhenyouyuchundelian，zhijuedeyizhenfanwei。
wujindetongkuhehuangdanganxiangchaoshuibanjiangwotunshi。
wohunhuneedizoushangmalu，cierdemingdishenghejuliedezhuangji，shiwoliuzaizheigeshijieshangzuihoudejiyi。
...
“嗡嗡——”
shoujizhendongdeshengyinjiangwocongwubiandeheianzhongzhuailechulai。
womengdizhengkaiyan，ciyandebaiguangrangwoyouxiehuanghu。
zheilishi...woheqinjiaojiaodehunfang？
wojiangyingdizhuandongbozi，kanzheshuxidefangjianbuju，qiangshanghaiguazhewomenneizhangciyandehunshazhao。
我不是已经死了吗？
“嗡嗡——”
shoujihaizaizhuoshangzhizhedixiangzhe。
woguishishenchadishenchushou，naqileneigewoyiweizaiyejianbudaodeshouji。
pingmuliangzhe，shangmianshiyitiaogangdanchudeweixinxiaoxi。
fasongren：【wodexiaojiaoqi】
neirongshi：【laogong，wotongshilawojinleyigeshuadanqun，shuoshidongdongshouzhijiunengzhuanqian，rirudoujinni！niyaobuyaoyeyiqiya？】
riqi，shiwoshiquneiwushiwandedangtian。
我重生了。
taotiandehenyihechegudebingleng，shunjianxijuanlewodesizhibaihai。
纠正她？体谅她？
去他妈的。
shangyishi，woshitulatachunitan，jieguozijibeituojindiyu。
zheiyishi，wobuhuizaizuoneigeyuchundeshouhaizhe。
qinjiaojiao，haiyoutaneilinbuqingdeyijiaren，nimenbushitanlanyouyuchunma？
neiwojiurangnimen，qinshouhuidiaonimenzuizaiyideyiqie。
wodingzheneitiaoxiaoxi，zuijiaogouqiyimobinglengdexiao，shouzhizaipingmushanghuanhuanqiaoxiayixingzi。
“haoa，tingqilaihenbucuo，nixianshishishui，jidebaqunyetuijiwo。”
02
wodexiaoxifachuqubudaoshimiao，qinjiaojiaodedianhuajiudaleguolai，shengyinlishiyayibuzhudequeyuehejingxi。
“laogong！wojiuzhidaonihuizhichiwode！nizhenhao！”
“ng。”wowozheshouji，shengyinpingjingdexiangyitansishui。
“woxianshishi，yaoshizhendenengzhuanqian，zanmendefangdaiyalijiuxiaoduola！daoshihouwohaijinimaizuixinkuandeshouji！”tazaineitoujijizhazhadiguihuazhewomen“meihao”deweilai，xiangyizhikuailedebailingniao。
wogualedianhua，jingjingdizuozaishafashang，dengdaizhetahuijia。
qiangshanghunshazhaolidetaxiaodetianmei，yiweizaiwoshenpang，neishidewoyexiaodezhenzhi。
kexianzai，wozhijuedeneixiaorongwubiciyan。
yigexiaoshihou，mensuozhuandong，qinjiaojiaohengzhegezoulejinlai。
takandaowo，yanjingyiliang，xianbaosidejiangshoujijudaowomianqian：“laogongnikan！woxiantouleyibaikuai，mashangjiufanlewoyibailingwu！wukuaiqian！jiuzheimediandianshoujidegongfu！”
talianshangyangyizheneizhongbulaoerhuodekuangxi，tianzhenyouyuchun。
shangyishi，wokandaodejiushizheizhanglian，zaiwoxinxinkukudasanfengongleidaotuxueshi，taquezaijiudianqiantaihebiedenanrendiaoxiaofengsheng。
dangwochongguoquzhiwenshi，tadexiaojiuzi，neigebeizhangmuniangguandesitibuqinwugubufendefeiwu，jiushizhizhewodebizizheiyangmade：“wojiezheimepiaoliang，yourenzhuibushihenzhengchang？nizheizhongmeibenshidenanren，liubuzhulaoposhihuogai！”
zhangmuniangyezaiyipangbangqiang，yiliandelisuodangran：“jiaojiaohainianqing，fandiancuozenmele？nidangjiefudejiugaiduodandai！nanrenjiugaidadudian！”
大度？担待？
zheixiecicongtamenzuilishuochulai，jiuxiangshishishangzuiedudezuzhou。
“caiwukuaiqiana。”wokanzheta，yuqipingdan，tingbuchuxinu。
qinjiaojiaolianshangdexiaorongjiangleyixia，suijiyousajiaosidecouguolai：“aiya，zheizhishishishishuima。qunliderenshuole，toudeyueduo，fanliyueduo。yourentouleyiwan，jifenzhongjiufanleyiqianni！”
“shima？neitinglihaide。”wodiandiantou，naguotadeshouji，zhuangzuohenganxingqudifankanneigezhapianqundeliaotianjilu。
limianquanshituo，shaizhegezhongdaezhuanzhanghefanlidejietu，peishanggezhongganendaidedechuipeng。
shangyishidewo，jiushibeizheixiedongxichonghunletounao，shiqulelizhi。
erzheiyishi，wokanzhezheixiexujiadefanrong，xinlizhiyouyipianbinglengdechaofeng。
“laogong，yaobu...womenzaiduotoudian？”qinjiaojiaoshitanzhekaikou，yanjingliangjingjingdikanzhewo，chongmanleduijinqiandekewang。
zheiyanshen，wotaishuxile。
hunqian，taneigebaobeididikanshangleyiliangshiwankuaideche，zhangmuniangbianbizheqinjiaojiaolaizhaowoyaoqian。
womingquejujue，gaosutazheiqianshizhunbeimaifangde。
jieguozhangmuniangzhijieshadaowodangshizudefangzili，yikuernaosanshangdiao，zhizhewodebizima，shuowobubatamendangyijiaren，kanbuqitamen。
zuihou，qinjiaojiaochenwoshangban，toutoubawodeyinxingkanazou，quleshiwankuaijitadi。
shihoutabaozhewoku，shuo：“doushiyijiaren，wodihaole，womenlianshangyeyouguanga。”
congneiyihou，xiaojiuzijiukaizhewoxuehanqianmaideche，santianliangtoulaiwomenjiacengchicenghe，haiduiwohulaihequ，yanranyifuzhurendezitai。
erqinjiaojiao，juedelisuodangran。
zheiyijiaren，zaojiulandaoleguzili。
“touduoshao？”wofangxiashouji，taiyankanta。
“qunlineige‘daoshi’shuo，xianzaiyougexinrenfulihuodong，touyiqiandehua，nengmashangfanyibai。”qinjiaojiaodeshengyinlidaizheyisizhandou，neishitanlanbeidianrandexingfen。
“yiqian？”woguzuochenyin，shouzhizaixigaishangqingqingqiaojizhe。
wokandaoqinjiaojiaodebiaoqingsuizhewodechenmoerbiandejinzhang。
shangyishi，wojiushizaizheiliborandanu，hetadachaoyijia，jinggaotazheishipianju。
结果呢？
tazuishangdaying，beidiliquetoutoubaneiwushiwanquanbutoulejinqu。
qianshineigejiwozuoliuchanshoushudeyisheng，houlaicengsixialianmindiduiwoshuo：“luxiansheng，nitaitaishoushudeshihoumayaomeiguo，zuilihainiantaozhe‘zhuangouwushiwanjiufuhun’...zheiguniangnaozikenengzhenbutaiqingchu，nibietaiwangxinliqu。”
shia，tanaozibuqingchu。
tabeitulaobanbaoyang，zhangmuniangzhidaole，diyifanyingjingranshi：“nengzhuanhuiqianjiuxing，zongbigenzhenizheigewonangfeihexibeifengqiang！”
xiaojiuzigengshichaofengwo：“lianzijilaopodoukanbuzhu，feiwuyige！”
zaitamenyanli，wobushijiaren，zhishiyigekeyibeiyazha、beixishengdegongju。
jirantamenzheimexihuanqian，zheimexiangxinzoujiejing。
那我就帮他们一把。
wokanzheqinjiaojiaoqidaiyoujinzhangdelian，huanhuandi，luchuleyigegulideweixiao。
“haoa，1000，jiudangzhichinidexiaoshiyele。quba，tou。”
03
wodehuayingangluo，qinjiaojiaojiuxiangshidedaoleshengzhi，yanzhongshanshuozhetanlandeguangmang，likejiuzaishoujishangcaozuoqilai。
zhuanzhang，jietu，fasongjineigesuoweide“daoshi”。
zhenggeguocheng，tadeshouzhidouzaiqingweidizhandou，neishiduijijiangdaolaidebulaoerhuodexingfen。
budaosanfenzhong，tadeshouji“dingdong”yisheng。
yibi1100yuandekuanxiangdaruletadezhanghu。
“laogong！laogongnikuaikan！yiqianyibaikuai！zhendefanle！womenzhuanleyibaikuai！”
qinjiaojiaojidongdicongshafashangtiaoleqilai，bashoujipingmuduidaowodelianshang，neizhangyinweikuangxierweiweiniuqudelian，zaiwoyanzhongwubichoulou。
wohaimeilaidejishuohua，tayijingpobujidaidibotonglezhangmuniangdedianhua，kailemianti，xuanyaodeshengyinxiangchezhenggeketing。
“ma！wozhaodaoyigefacaideluzi！jiuganggangjifenzhong，wojiuzhuanleyibaikuai！”
dianhuaneitoulikechuanlaizhangmuniangjianruiyoujingxideshengyin：“zhendejiade？wonverzheimeyoubenshi？kuaigenmashuoshuo！”
qinjiaojiaotianyoujiacudibashiqingmiaoshuleyibian，zhangmuniangzaidianhuaneitoutingdelianlianjingtan，zuihouhuafengyizhuan，zhijieduizhunlewo。
“jiaojiaoa，zheikeshihaoshi！nikedezhuajinle！chenzheigejihui，duojinidizandianlaopoben！bietingluchenneigewonangfeide，tameibenshi，kendingyejianbudenihao！”
woduanqishuibei，qingqingchuilechuireqi，dandandikaikou：“ma，jiaojiao，zheizhongshihaishixiaoxindian，bietaitanxinle，wanyishipianzini？”
wode“quanzu”jiuxiangshidianranlehuoyaotong。
“luchennishenmeyisi！”zhangmuniangdesangmendouranbagao，cidewoerduoteng，“nishibushikanwonvernengzhuanqianle，nixinlibushufu？nigenanrenxiaojiaziqide！jiaojiaozheishiweileshei？haibushiweilezheigejia！weilebangnihaizhai！nidongshenme！”
qinjiaojiaoyeyinweitamadechengyao，likeduiwoluchulebumandeshense，juezhezuishuo：“laogong，womashuodedui，wozheiyeshixiangweijialifendanyalima。”
wofangxiashuibei，kanzhetaneizhangxiemanle“woshiduide”delian，yuqipingjingdemeiyouyisibolan。
“jiranmajuedekexing，neinijiutingmade。danshijiaojiao，wobahuashuozaiqianmian，jianglaiyaoshikuile，nikebiehouhui。”
wodehualidaizheyisilengyi，qinjiaojiaodeliansebianlebian，sihuxiangfanboshenme。
jiuzaizheishi，menlingxiangle。
wobuyongxiangyezhidaoshishei。
qinjiaojiaopaoqukaimen，guoran，taneigebaobeididiqinhaodayaodabaidizoulejinlai，shoulihaihuangzhewoxuehanqianmaidecheyaochi，zhangkoujiushi：“jie，jintianzuoshenmehaochide？woele。”
tayi**xianjinshafali，zhenghaotingjiandianhualizhangmunianghaizaidiediebuxiudishuluowo。
“怎么了这是？”
qinjiaojiaolikexiangzhaodaolezhuxingu，bashuadanzhuanqiandeshihewode“xiaoji”taiduyiwuyishidigaosuleta。
qinhaotingwan，chixiaoyisheng，xiezheyanjingkanwo：“wojiushuoba，jiefunijiushimeipoli。wojienengzhuanqianshihaoshi，nizaizheiposhenmelengshui？shibushipawojiebiniqiang？”
tazhuanxiangqinjiaojiao，yiliansongyong：“jie，nibietingtade！nijiutou！henhenditou！zhuandaqianlerangtakankan，sheicaishimeibenshideneige！”
jiarendezhichi，xiangshiyijiqiangxinzhen，chedidaxiaoleqinjiaojiaoxinlizuihouneiyisiyouyu。
tatingzhileyaoban，daizheyisiqingmiehexuanyao，duiwohengleyisheng：“luchen，nidengzheqiaohaole！”
tawanquanmeiyishidao，zijizhengxinggaocailiedi，yibubuzouxiangwoweitapuhaodediyu。
kanzhetamenyijiarenzheifuzuilian，woxinzhonglengxiao，lianshangquehuranhuanshangleyifuhuangrandawudebiaoqing。
“ai，nimenzheimeyishuo，haoxiangshiwotaibaoshoule。”
wotanlekouqi，zhuangzuobeitamenshuofuledeyangzi。
“qishi...woganggangyexianglexiang，zheixiangmuqueshibucuo。shiwogejuxiaole。”
qinjiaojiaoheqinhaodoulengleyixia，xianranmeixiangdaowotaiduzhuanbiandezheimekuai。
wochenredatie，couguoqu，yadileshengyin：“jiaojiao，nixiangxiang，yiqiankuaijiunengzhuanyibai。yaoshitoushiwanni？neibushimashangjiuzhuanyiwan？yaoshiba**yanglaoqian，haiyounizandeneixiesifangqian，quandoutoujinqu...neiwomenqibushifacaile，shenzhizhijiejinidimaitaofangfushoufule！”
买房！
zheilianggezixiangshiyoumoliyiban，shunjianrangqinjiaojiaoheqinhaodeyanjingliangdeheren。
qinjiaojiaojidongdeshengyindoudoule：“duia！wozenmemeixiangdao！”
talikenaqishouji，duizhedianhuaneitoudezhangmunianghandao：“ma！ma！luchenyexiangtongle！tashuodedui！womenyinggaibajialideqiandoucouyicou，yibadade，zhijiezhuanyitaofangchulai！”
dianhuaneitoudezhangmuniangchenmolejimiao，suijibaofachubizhiqianrenheshihoudouyaokangfendeshengyin。
“duiduidui！luchenzheicizongsuankailedianqiao！kuai！niganjinwenwenneigedaoshi，xianzaitouqianhailaibulaideji！biedanwulezanmenjiafacaidehaojihui！”