第3章 只有废物才靠女人

di3zhangzhiyoufeiwucaikaonvren

zheigecunyinweiyouwodecunzai,caibibiededifangshushifurao,yelaoshidexuexiaonengchengdaoxianzai,yeshiwozaijuankuan。

danyouyuzuikaishishiyenainaijiuleziganduoluodewo,worenyoubierenfengyanfengyu,zhixiangpeizaiyenainaishenbianbaoen,napatarangwoqutadesunnv。

erzheixiecunlidehaizi,yedoushiyinweiwodebuduanjuanzhu,caiyouxianzaidetiaojianqumianfeiruxue。

yuanbenwozaojiuyinggaihuijingchengde,keyenainaizhanzhanweiweiyaojiwoxiagui,tashuotahuobuleduojiu,xiwangwoheyetiantiankeyijixuguanzhecunliren,taxiangrangyetiantianshenggewodehaizi,zheiyangjiusuanhuijingcheng,kanzaihaizidefenshang,wobamayehuidiantou。

woweilehaienqing,zuodaoxianzaizheigedibu,yetiantianqueenjiangchoubao,bayixinweitadelaorenqizhiyubugu。

woduisuoyourendoushiwangtouding,woxianzaijiubanainaisongqujingchengzhibing。

napanainaiyuanwowoyebuguanle,zheigecunjiurangtazishengzimieba。

“jiangqi!sheirangnizoule?nixianzaizhenshilihailehaiganzhiwenwo!”

yetiantiandengdengdengpaoxialaizhuaizhuwo:“nijintianganzouchuzheigedamen,zanliangjiuyidaoliangduan,nainaisilezangliniyebuxulaicanjia。”

wokanzhetayuanrundeshouzhidazaiwoyouheidegeboshang,jifengdixiaole:“nibushikanbushangwoma?liuwozaizheixiuruwoyoushenmeyiyi,nainaihaimeisi,nizuihaoshaoshuodianhuiqihua。”

woyibashuaikaita,zhuangkaimenkoukanrenaoderenqun:“yiqunxixuegui,meiyouyenainainimenlianjiwotixiedoubupei。”

“yaobushiyenainaikukulanwo,nimenzheicunzaojiuwanle,wocaishizuidadetouziren,yiqunzhengyanxia。”

woshuowanyizhijitiaodaowojiantoulashihoufeiwuzhepaole,zhangsheneraiyouleyisheng:“xiaojiang,nishuodehualianjidouxiaolale。”

一群人哄堂大笑。

zhangshenerpingshijiugengxihuanjiangheng,xianzaiweinanwo,yipangdexiangqinmenyedoubaobeikanrenao,shenzhixiaoshengdexiluowo。

wangchangwobangmangganguohuoderenjia,yedouduozhewodeyanshen。

tamensihuwangjile,meiyouyenainaisisizhichengxuexiaoqian,tamenqiongkujuewangdeyangzi。

xianzainengchidebao,riziguodetaihaole,tamendouwangbenle。

jianghengliezuiyixiao:“jiangqi,bie**le,dajiadoufanni,yenainaidexuexiaoyijingshitiantiandele,zhenggecundehaizidouzaineilishangke,nijuedeninengyingdeguotiantian?”

“niyigezhongdide,bufuzhaijiubucuole,biezhuangyouqianrenle。”

“huilaiguixiakesangexiangtou,womenhainengrangnizaigouwolizhuzhe,zuozuozuo。”

wokanzhedeyidejianghenghejiaoaoyangtoudeyetiantian,zhenjingdetuoxiayifurengzaidishang:“woshuodedoushizhende,xinbuxinsuibiannimen。”

wojinwuzhaoyifuchuan,jianghengjinsuiqihou:“nainaimashangjiuwanle,tiantianyebuyaonile,daodisheijinideyongqirangnizaiwomianqianzhuang?”

woxishangchenshankouzi,yibajiangjianghengtuikai:“jiangheng,wohenizheifeiwubuyiyang,wozuoshibukaonvren,zhikaoziji。”