sulizhibojianlishibeiwozheifanjingshihaisudeyanlungaozhaleguo。
“shinianjian，sunvshishiruhejinxinjinlidizhaoguta，womenkedoukanzaiyanli，taquezhousunvshisi？”
“rucienjiangchoubao，jianzhibushiren！”
“nanyixiangxiangsunvshixianzaigaiduoshangxin，zhentisunvshibuzhi！”
“……”
kanzhedanmubuduanshuaxinduiwoderuma，sulijidexiangreguoshangdemayi，lianmangjieshi。
“qiugeweidoubiemale，wozhangfurenhenhaode。”
“zhishiyinbingtongcaidaozhixingqingdabian，qingbaobaomenduobaorongyixie。”
toutoucalebayanleihou，jiukaishiweiwoheyao。
kewoganghebankou，lijituletayilian。
“***，nitemeguyideba！”
“要烫死老子？”
“duibuqilaogong，gangcaikaizhibocongmang，wowangjishiwendule。”
sulishuozhe，lianlianshangdeyaozidougubudeca，duanzheyaowanqingroudichuiqilai。
wangyoumenkanzhetalianshangbeitanghongyipian，wubixintengdetongshiyoumanxinfenkai。
“jiusuanxingqingdabianyebunengzheiyangya，sunvshiyoubuqiannishenme！”
“zhenshiyingleneijuhua，beishangzuishendeyongyuanshizuiainideneigeren，zheiyaohuanwozaojiudabidousihoule。”
piankehou，suliyouyaoqiyishaoyaodidaowozuibian。
“老公，不烫了。”
“啪！”
womengdidafanwanshao，haifanshouyouchouletayierguang。
“滚！”
“laozikannijiuxinfan！yaoxiongmeixiong，yao**mei**，zhenggeyihuanglianpo！”
直播间再度炸锅。
“***，渣男！”
“sunvshizhiqiankeshiyanyiquanzhimingdedameinv，aochengxianzaizheiyanghaibushiyinweizhaoguni？nihaixianqishangle？”
“gentali！zheizhongrenjiuhuogaiguduzhonglao！”
“……”
suliyoujimangjieshi：“geweibaobao，buyaodaijiezoua。”
“xiangxinbushaorendouzhidao，wolaogonghaimeitanhuanshikeyoubushaonvmingxingzhudongshangmenqiuzhetaqian，ketadoubudaikanyiyande。”
“都怪我……”
“tabianchengxianzaizheiyang，douguaiwomeizhaoguhaota。”
yibianshuo，yibiandunxiashenqingqizheshoushiqimandisuizha。
duici，womeiyousihaodongrong，hailengchaorefengdao：“yaolunzhuangkelian，wolaotaitaibufujiufuni。”
zheixialianjizhedoukanbuguoyanle，duiwodechenghuyecongchuxianshengbianchenglezhihuwodaming。
“chutingfeng，nitaiguofenle！”
heshenggangluo，woshoujixianglexia。
wokanleyan，chaonvjizheliezuixiaodao：“shiwozhiqiandaiyanrugudeyijiachaopaogongsidejidufenhongdaozhangle。”
“buduo，yejiubashiduowan。”
“linjizhe，wobazheibiqiandoujinizenmeyang？”
“yebuxuyaonizuoshenme，jiuzaiwojiazhuxia，meitianfuzegongwoyangyangyan，peiwotantanqingjiuxing。”
“zhiyujiwoduanshiduanniaodezanghuoleihuo，quandoujiaojizheigehuanglianpolai，kaolvxiaba？”
记者俏脸一黑。
“你什么意思？”
“要包养我？”